Political Update: Westeros

“If we don’t put aside our enmities and band together, we will die. And then it doesn’t matter whose skeleton sits on the Iron Throne.” During Jon Snow’s shaky introduction to Daenerys Targaryen in the seventh season of Game of Thrones, Ser Davos Seaworth succinctly contextualized the political realities in Westeros. Queen Daernerys had come […]

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Looking Forward, Game of Thrones Season 8 Part 1: My Theory is Better Than Yours

Actually, it’s not. I just wanted to piss somebody off with the title. Ohhhhh yeah… the Watchers have allowed Oz, the Court Jester (a.k.a. the Village Idiot, the Royal Fool, the Wall Nut,) back onto your technologically enhanced screen for maximum reading pleasure. Girlfriend… this is your lucky day. Rumor has it that we have […]

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Enter the Beyond the Wall Giveaway to Win 2 Game of Thrones Pop Figures!

Welcome to the latest Watchers on the Wall Giveaway, which we’re throwing because…well, why not! For this week’s giveaway, we’ll be giving away to one lucky reader a Funko Pop!Vinyl pair of Northern bros: Jon Snow, King in the North, and his red-haired wildling sidekick Tormund Giantsbane, both dressed in their butt-kicking beyond-the-wall gear. For […]

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#HairWatch2 is underway, and Kit Harington says the ending of ‘Thrones’ won’t make everyone happy

Remember the frenzy that was #HairWatch, when we were all scouring the internet daily to see if Kit Harington had cut his hair after Season 5 because it would have meant Jon Snow was no more? Well, welcome to #HairWatch2, because although a haircut wouldn’t mean anything this time around, Harington still hasn’t lost his signature […]

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