It’s our second-to-last day of Watchers on the Wall Awards final round polling, and we’ve saved the silliest for the end! Funniest Quote is a category that reminds us Game of Thrones isn’t all grim gore and bitter misery. Even the darkest scenes coming on the heels of grief and shock can be laced with wit. There were dozens of nominees in our preliminary round, from a diverse range of characters. But only five can make the final cut, and there were five clear winners in our poll.
The funny finalists are:
Pod: “Looks like a siege, my lady.” Brienne: “You have a keen military mind, Pod.”
Jaime: “A Lannister always pays his… ” Bronn: “Don’t say it, don’t fucking say it.”
“What is your name again? Barbaro? Obara. Well, you look like an angry little boy. Don’t presume to tell me what I need… Oh, do shut up. Anything from you? Good. Let the grown women speak.” – Olenna Tyrell
“They think you’re some kind of god…I saw your pecker. What kind of god would have a pecker that small?” – Tormund Giantsbane
“That’s what I do. I drink, and I know things.” – Tyrion Lannister
You can check out the complete and very lengthy results from round 1 of Funniest Quote voting HERE!
Final round rules: Cast your vote for the winner in our Funniest Quote poll. At the end of 72 hours (Monday 9/26/16 at 5PM EDT), the quote with the most votes will be the winner! The results of the poll will be revealed during the live Watchers on the Wall Awards ceremony, which will take place in early October. Specific date to be announced in the near future!