Humor/Recap

The Broken Tweets

Posted on by Marc N. Kleinhenz

Game of Thrones, episode 607 + Twitter = happiness. Except, well…

A man can try to be witty, but a man isn’t Axey.

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When Axes run away from the Wall to go play at Mole’s Town (no, he didn’t abandon his post – he’s just strolling about for a while and should be back… eventually), us lesser mortals must try to step in as best as we can.

And I do mean “us”: Shellisandre, Septon Danibald, and Sue were more than nice (and brave!) enough to volunteer to help sort through and collect all of the fandom’s many weird, funny, weird, insightful, and weird tweets. (Yes, that’s right – it takes four people to replace one Axey!)

So, without further ado, here are the tweets for “The Broken Man,” the seventh episode of Thrones‘s sixth season. Please be gentle – it’s my first time.

(Pssst. The slideshow’s right here, if that’s more your thing.)

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30 Comments

  4. I dream of someday having a post where the first comments in it aren’t off-topic lol.

    Yeah, I saw it. Still having a hard time believing that HBO swiped GRRM’s book title before he published.

  6. Okay guys, let’s wait for a post about the episode titles, lets stay on topic for this one! 😀

  7. Ouch…. how long before HBO gets them taken off. WOW Battle of the Bastards that title is all about fan wants.

  11. I missed Axey for sure, but hey a very big “well done” to the rest of the crew for taking the time to pull this all together for our enjoyment and I did very much enjoy the Tweets. Especially around Lyanna and The Hound. Love for McShane!!

  12. Sue the Fury:
    I dream of someday having a post where the first comments in it aren’t off-topic lol.

    I volunteer to preview articles before publication to prepare a relevant first comment that would have a chance of being posted before an irrelevant one.

    Yeah, I saw it. Still having a hard time believing that HBO swiped GRRM’s book title before he published.

    You are not alone, I’m sure.

    Connor:
    Sue the Fury,

    Maybe GRRM gave them permission to use the title? That’s what I’m thinking.

    GRRM gave them permission to use anything in the entire series, I assume.

  15. twitter recaps for last few weeks were like Masaledar Chicken Lollipop……extremely spicy and utterly delicious ………..
    and this week it’s like butter chicken …..
    smooth tasty treat ..

    different recipe …same enjoyment. …seven blessings …..

  16. Ginevra
    GRRM gave them permission to use anything in the entire series, I assume.

    GRRM gave them permission when HBO bought his story for millions of dollars.

  18. You guys did Axey proud – tweets were just fine thanks for the hard work (and where did he go anyway? Whats more important than GOT? He had one job…..

  22. Thanks guys! Always enjoy the tweetst and you filled Axey’s ENORMOUS shoes ably.

    One quibble – did you have to include the completely random and offtopic dany hate? I know she’s not ya’lls favorite but come on. She wasn’t even in this episode and we get WOO NO DANY NEXT EPISODE EITHER WOOO and I LOVE THEON AND HATE DANY BLAHBALH

  26. Holy shit Sue is the most unbearable person on the internet. She really had to interject on the Yara lesbian part on someone elses article. I doubt she would if the character in question was a man.

    Thanks for the clarification Trigglypuff.

  28. THERE WAS LIKE
    5″ OF SNOW
    IF SNOW DEFEATED STANNIS
    THEN SO COULD A BRISK DRIZZLE#GoTs6 #GameOfThrones

    This one made me chortle

  29. craig:
    Holy shit Sue is the most unbearable person on the internet. She really had to interject on the Yara lesbian part on someone elses article.

    Read it again, numbnuts. She didn’t.

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