Welcome, serfs and serfettes, to the final Twitter post of the year!
….part one. Yes, this sucker is a two-parter, given its length and the episode’s sizeable impact. Prepare yourselves for Part 2 sometime…
…later today? Tomorrow…? Depends on how long I can go without sleep!
WE SHALL SEE! But in the meantime—enjoy this sucker! As usual, you can go straight to the source at STORIFY and read it au natural. If you prefer the SLIDESHOW version, just type /slideshow at the end of the Storify URL. Everyone else: READ ON…
P.S. If you’re the sort who enjoys concise Twitter posts, you’re gonna hate this one. Hate me! I ain’t even mad. Selfishly, these suckers are little time capsules for me; I can go back through, years from now, re-live all the reactions. It’s kinda cool!
PART 2 — SOOOOON.