Tweeting @ Winterfell – Part 2

WE BACK. Did’ja miss me?

Don’t be clingy. Can’t I get an Orange Julius in peace without you asking where I’ve gone? It’s only been like two hours!

So… here we go! PART THE SECOND.

Blast off.

We pick back up aboard Silence…

DING-DONG, Theon calling!

YAS THEON YASSSSSSSS #GoTS8

— I like this one (@TheLadyShelly) April 15, 2019

GO THEON!! WHAT IS DEAD MAY NEVER DIE. #GameOfThrones #ThronesYall #ForTheThrone

— Margaery Tyrell @ThatShelf (@Margaery_Tyrell) April 15, 2019

rob mcelhenney finding his way onto game of thrones and lost because they are his favorite shows we love one (1) fanboy pic.twitter.com/3klmBCrhoe

— SANDOR CLEGANE WARRIOR (@bernthaI) April 15, 2019

Theon
Is
An
Archer
Again
💛🖤💛🖤#GameofThrones

— Petra Halbur (@PLHalbur) April 15, 2019

HE’S ALSO AN AXECHUCKER. PETRA HE BELONGS TO MEEE…!!

(Felt like I should announce that on Twitter. 18 seconds later…)

I beg to differ pic.twitter.com/5cUgGauKpV

— Petra Halbur (@PLHalbur) April 15, 2019

DAMMIT PETRA..

Yara was only semi-grateful for the rescue, however.

WTF ASHA THAGS NOT NICE #got

— it's lady stoneheart, bitch (@harlotstarlet1) April 15, 2019

I love that Harlot types like she’s drunk when she’s sober, and types like she’s sober when she’s drunk.

I mean, why am I not surprise that Greyjoys greet each other with headbutts.

— 5mash (@5mashed) April 15, 2019

How to say “good to see you” in Greyjoy #GameofThrones pic.twitter.com/F4UDN4G9V6

— Petra Halbur (@PLHalbur) April 15, 2019

Theon finds Yara 😭 #GameofThrones

— Gendry (@BastardGendry) April 15, 2019

All the feels right now. #GoTS8

— Theon Greyjoy 🦑 (@IronbornTheon) April 15, 2019

Theon goes sailing away…

Theon going back to Winterfell stresses me tf out

— harley ☁️ (@princesszelduhh) April 15, 2019

Yup. That boi is so ded.

Back at Winterfell, Davos, Tyrion, and Varys (aka The Band) are back together…

Davos I missed you!! #gameofthrones

— Jo Ludwigsen (@TotalAverageJo) April 15, 2019

So did I! He didn’t have a lot of quips, however.

So preparations for war have more than begun…

… BUT WE AIN’T GOT NO TIME OR MONEY FOR THAT. Instead, Jon and Dany go visit the Dragons!

Dany’s cloak is all kinds of luxurious fashion tho #GameOfThrones

— Mandy Blizzardborn (@LadyMandyisms) April 17, 2019

INCEST POLICE, OPEN UP pic.twitter.com/Dsncz1bBys

— 5mash (@5mashed) April 15, 2019

“Then I’ve enjoyed your company, Jon Snow.” Well played, Khaleesi.

"when George told us Dany's and Jon's lives became a romcom, we couldn't wait to adapt it"
— faux D&D

— iontrone (@iontrone) April 15, 2019

I would watch an entire season of Jon Snow getting on a dragon.#GameofThrones #GoTS8

— Squire McSquireface (@you_there_boy) April 15, 2019

And…. he ….rides.

(…ish.)

JON IS RIDING RHAEGAL! Im desddsddddddjshwnshssjdishsnashshsjsshshsjshssvs. S #GameofThrones

— Camila Beltrão (@CamilaBeltrao) April 15, 2019

Jon definitely needs new pants right about now #GoTS8 #GameOfThrones

— Mary (@dainenyu) April 15, 2019

FUCK YESSSSSSSSSSSSS

— heathen king (@heathen_king) April 15, 2019

*crosses out JON RIDES A DRAGON on the Bingo card* #GameofThrones

— Gendry (@BastardGendry) April 15, 2019

A crash course in dragonriding ensues!

I mean, was it just me, or did he pick that up awful fast?

Also Dany, you psycho, if this wasn’t a goddamned television show, there’s about a 90% chance your boyfriend falls to his death at some point during this. What the fuck, girl?

(end responsible adult rant)

The only ridiculous trope missing from the dragon flying scene was Jon yelling “WOOHOO” once getting the hang of it

— The Man in Black (@StannisAF) April 15, 2019

“You’ve completely ruined horses for me” – Jon Snow #GameOfThrones #GoTAtlantic pic.twitter.com/T8hkmVhF7f

— The Night King (@WightsKing) April 15, 2019

Ohhh, another girl offering to stay in a cave with Jon Snow for all eternity. #GameofThrones pic.twitter.com/39jIECoIwG

— united snakes of dorne (@motelsonthemoon) April 15, 2019

Somewhere out there, Rose Leslie is giving the Catelyn side-eye to Dave Hill.

Echoes of the cave, with Ygritte. “We could stay here for a thousand years.” #GameofThrones #FortheThrone

— Elizabeth Schuyler Hamilton (@BetseySHamilton) April 15, 2019

BUT WOW. THAT DROGON EYEBALL.

We all have that pet. #jonsnow #got #gameofthrones #dragons #cats #mainecoon #meme pic.twitter.com/zH7sEor6UP

— Brian Rice (@StudioBPR) April 15, 2019

#GameofThrones

Daenerys: Don’t be afraid.

The Dragon: pic.twitter.com/nmkqpteOYI

— allyson (@allysonjbr) April 15, 2019

“ quit kissing my mom, you’re not my dad” dragons to Jon #got

— stinkerbell (@7373tinkerbell) April 15, 2019

I’m just gonna assume Bran was creeping on Jon and Dany via Drogon. #GameOfThornes pic.twitter.com/sfVbPf2eXU

— Kyle Maddock (@kylemaddock) April 15, 2019

#Daenerys is extremely happy right now. Her dragon and her boyfriend are getting along so well. This relationship is going so well. Nothing but blue skies from here on, amirite? #GameOfThrones #GOTS8 #WinterIsHere

— Nymeria, Queen of Wolves (@aerynsunx) April 15, 2019

lol

Also:

WHERE THE FUCK IS GHOST

— Game Of Owns (@GameOfOwns) April 15, 2019

Ghost watching Jon ride off on a dragon like… #GameOfThrones #WinterIsHere #DragonsInTheBack pic.twitter.com/nAxeNQr1lv

— Black Nerd Problems (@BlkNrdProblems) April 15, 2019

Time to put this precious bb on the milk carton because he is lost. pic.twitter.com/R3NwkK1KYL

— Jocelyn (@SouthernBelleVA) April 15, 2019

So Gendry is smithing…

Gendry how can you not be smithing shirtless. That’s all I want. #GameofThrones

— Becca (the 2019 Version) (@becca_diane11) April 15, 2019

Insert this in. #GameofThrones pic.twitter.com/7IFfRwdqR3

— Becca (the 2019 Version) (@becca_diane11) April 15, 2019

Yes good.

A Hound arrives!

And soon after, so does Arya. Twitter spiked again.

This one’s about #got I can just tell https://t.co/NIWC6wNCMw

— Eric J Scull @ SWCC (@spielerman) April 15, 2019

“But first I robbed you.”

“You’re a cold bitch aren’t you?” – Sandor Clegane#GameOfThrones #GoTAtlantic pic.twitter.com/jFV1ALqCNP

— The Night King (@WightsKing) April 15, 2019

The Hound: You left me to die.
Arya: I robbed you first.

He couldn't be more proud. #LifeLessons #ProudDad #GoTS8 pic.twitter.com/p1OvXn3BLu

— Jennifer Wolfe (@Beshter) April 15, 2019

SANDOR IS SO PROUD OF HIS MURDER CHILD! #GameofThrones

— Shelly Ren (@shellyren79) April 15, 2019

Sandor leaves. Gendry and Arya are alone. All alone.

So shipping Arya & Gendry. 💕 #GoT

— Ollie (@Bamberette) April 15, 2019

And Gendry finds himself shipping himself with Arya and is confused #GameofThrones

— Starkalypse (@starkalypse) April 15, 2019

i love that gendry is a total fedora but we just accept it and love him anyway

— SANDOR CLEGANE WARRIOR (@bernthaI) April 15, 2019

"You look… good"#gendry #isawkward #GameofThrones #FORTHETHRONE #GOTAtlantic #GoTS8

— Daenerys Targaryen (@danygonebad) April 15, 2019

Gendry's cute when he's nervous. #GameofThrones

— Tara (@_Taradiddle_) April 15, 2019

Is that, is that flirting between .@Arya_No1 and .@BastardGendry? I'm, I'm not against it. #GameOfThrones #GOTS8 #WinterIsHere

— Ned Stark (@EddardStark_1) April 15, 2019

…Ned!

It was good to see the Gendrya ship alive and sailing, no rowing required.

Me while watching Arya and Gendry reunion. #GameofThrones #AryaStark pic.twitter.com/1l0vpBtVOO

— Brynn (@Brynnalia) April 15, 2019

This weapon should serve Lady Arya well. I just hope @BastardGendry forges it in time for what’s to come. #GOT8 #AryaStark #GameofThrones pic.twitter.com/KbhUxkUPRx

— Quentyn Martell (@_QuentynMartell) April 15, 2019

Here’s Arya’s wish… #GameOfThrones #GoTAtlantic pic.twitter.com/Hml1XfLk5s

— The Night King (@WightsKing) April 15, 2019

OMG Arya was just FLIRTING with Gendry, I did not expect that #GameOfThrones

— Pastor X (@bastique) April 15, 2019

Literally gendry pic.twitter.com/H0CNKAaKsb

— Emmett Booth🌹 (@PoorQuentyn) April 15, 2019

WHEN HE WAS SAYING AS YOU WISH, WHAT HE REALLY MEANT WAS I LOVE YOU #gameofthrones

— julie (@heyjulieann) April 15, 2019

when Gendry said as you wish milady #GOT pic.twitter.com/LWi6aM59Bb

— bex ღ (@finnsreyy) April 15, 2019

In a different part of Winterfell, Sansa and Jon have a… chat…

OOH THE TENSION IN THIS JON AND SANSA SCENE #GoTs8 #GameofThrones

— Too School For Cool (@MadMakNY) April 15, 2019

House Glover pulled out. There’s a joke in there somewhere, but the REAL question is… How does Sansa know how pretty Dany’s dad was??

can i get a scene where sansa teases arya about gendry pls

— lauren (@sansastcrk) April 15, 2019

…I would kind of love that scene.

So Dany and Jorah find Samwell. Awkward conversation ensues.

Dany: “Not… Randyll Tarly.”

Ron Howard: Yes. Randyll Tarly.

omg Sam finding out about his dad and brother from the person who killed them was devastating 😭😭#GameOfThrones

— Jillybean (@JillybeanButtle) April 15, 2019

I AM SO MAD AT DANY FOR MAKING SAM CRY, HOLY SHIT#GameofThrones

— Sarah Walsh (@BigDamnHerosSir) April 15, 2019

Samwell: My dog, Pongo?
Daenerys: Run over by a carriage.
Samwell: My goldfish, Goldie?
Daenerys: Eaten by the cat.
Samwell: My cat?
Daenerys: Choked on the goldfish.

— Caroline Siede (@CarolineSiede) April 15, 2019

daenerys made sam cry she's the real villain

— anne (@joannalannster) April 15, 2019

Dany burning the Tarlys alive has consequences. Imagine that. #GoTs8 #GameofThrones

— Too School For Cool (@MadMakNY) April 15, 2019

God bless Sam. My heart broke for him. He never loved his father. He was an asshat who threatened to kill him. But he was his father, and his brother wasn't bad. To know this woman your friend has aligned with killed them had to be heart wrenching. #GoTS8

— Jennifer Wolfe (@Beshter) April 15, 2019

Just not buying that #SamwellTarly is that upset over his nasty dad and mean brother being flambé’d by Dany’s #dragon. She has now cleared the way for him to run Horn Hill, and marry Gilly, and love with his lovely mother. This is a gift. #GoTS8

— jilly (@_jilly) April 15, 2019

I was conflicted on this. I could buy someone like Sam being SHOCKED his shitty ass dad was dead. And maybe he was close with his brother? It’s a fail on the writing for not showing us how close they might have been before his death, if anything. We just don’t know.

John Bradley sold the HELL out of it though!

Bless Sam and @johnbradleywest. A pleasure to watch since season 1.

— Johan Sporre (@Sporrej) April 15, 2019

SOMEONE HUG SAM! WHY IS NO ONE HUGGING SAM? #gots8

— Ellaria “Mama” Sand (@ellariasnake) April 15, 2019

Sam doesn’t get a hug. Sam’s reward (?) is a talk with Bran…

I asked Bran what the best way is to bring up the subject to Jon and his pupils disappeared and he started slowly rolling backwards. I think he was faking. #WinterIsHere #GameofThones

— Samwell Tarly (@theSamwellTarly) April 14, 2019

rhaegar naming 2 of his kids aegon will never not make me scream

— lauren (@sansastcrk) April 15, 2019

“It’s time to tell Jon the truth.”

So Sam goes and does just that!

Let that sink in Aegon #gameofthrones

— Jo Ludwigsen (@TotalAverageJo) April 15, 2019

You know what WIZARDS usually do? Ride dragons and cast sick burn spells. What WIZARDS shouldn’t do? Tell your best bro he’s boinking his aunt. #GamesOfThrones #sickburn

— Samwell Tarly (@theSamwellTarly) April 15, 2019

“Jon you’re the king, you never knew your real parents, your entire life is a lie, and you’re fucking your aunt”—Tarley

— Chief (@BarstoolChief) April 15, 2019

Mad uncomfortable when you find out you've been wiping down ya auntie #DemThrones

— Jemele Hill (@jemelehill) April 15, 2019

imagine how dumb we'll look for thinking Sam was useless this entire time and then he goes and kills Dany

— Tiana (@jaimelannisters) April 15, 2019

FUCKING SING IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE WHO WONT LISTEN https://t.co/Cn9WFkLJEF

— it's lady stoneheart, bitch (@harlotstarlet1) April 15, 2019

I’d be all in for King Gendry.

Meanwhile, we learn that Tormund and Beric are alive and well (?) at Last Hearth…

Tormund and Beric are alive🗣🗣🗣 Yes!!!! #GameOfThrones pic.twitter.com/h6ZuwI7H3I

— Arya Of House Stark (@Ninzi_08) April 15, 2019

Last Hearth, we barely knew you. #GameOfThrones #ThronesYall #ForTheThrone

— Margaery Tyrell @ThatShelf (@Margaery_Tyrell) April 15, 2019

If Tormund comes back as a walker I'll lose my freaking mind. #GameofThrones

— Sassy Greyjoy 👹☠👿 (@Tlieso) April 15, 2019

Is no one gonna talk about Beric's fucking sword if u ask me any1 with this kinda sword about to fuck up all kinds of shit jon snow cant even contain. The tru lvl 100 character #GameofThrones #GameofThronesSeason8 pic.twitter.com/PSn4HdP3uU

— Abel S. (@abel_theblinder) April 15, 2019

Word.

Insert some creepy-as-Hell Djawadi music…

I don't like thisED IT'S ED EVERYTHING IS GOOD. #GOT

— Not Bri. Just me. (@BeautyBrienne) April 15, 2019

I love it when it all turns around mid-tweet.

Tormund – "I've always had blue eyes"

Yes you do, you pretty wildling. Great to have you back 😍 pic.twitter.com/6wiWFhByVE

— Missandei of Naath (@iMissandei_) April 15, 2019

Is anyone else ridiculously happy that Edd is still around? #nightswatch #GameOfThrones

❤️❤️❤️❤️

— Jillybean (@JillybeanButtle) April 15, 2019

A few people.

DOLOROUS EDDDDDDD pic.twitter.com/2AeolizWuY

— SANDOR CLEGANE WARRIOR (@bernthaI) April 15, 2019

Some random person: “Edd showing up randomly at Last Hearth was bad super convenient…”

Me: pic.twitter.com/d5unEQ7xIF

— Margaery Tyrell @ThatShelf (@Margaery_Tyrell) April 15, 2019

So Castle Black still stands, then? Works for me.

— Alt_Qthulhu (@Alt_Qthulhu) April 15, 2019

THERE IS HOPE, MY FRIEND

…But alas, no hope for young Ned Umber.

R.I.P. House Umber

Ned Umber don’t you mean DEAD Umber #gameofthrones @GameOfThrones

— amanda (@aamandapls_) April 15, 2019

Ouch.

❄️🕸🕷COUNT THE LEGS🕷🕸❄️ pic.twitter.com/rf8Wx5vD2T

— ICE SPIDERS (@BIG_AS_HOUNDS) April 15, 2019

Annnnnd… Jump scare!

GAAAAAAAAAAAH! #gameofthrones

— Ros of the North (@GameOverRos) April 15, 2019

OH MY GOD I HATED THAT

— Becca (the 2019 Version) (@becca_diane11) April 15, 2019

I TOLD Y'ALL NOT TO SEND BABY LORD UMBER BACK HOME! #GameOfThrones #GOTS8 #WinterIsHere #GameofThronesSeason8

— Nymeria, Queen of Wolves (@aerynsunx) April 15, 2019

You did!

OKAY THAT SCARED THE CRAP OUTTA ME

That reaver-looking display on the wall was SOMETHING. #GOT

— Sara Warf (@SaraBWarf) April 15, 2019

Gorram reavers!

White walker art is SO avant garde #GoT

— wynnter (@WynntersHeart) April 15, 2019

"It's a message"

OH, THE CRONENBERG SPRIRAL-LEGGED ALASKAN KING CRAB MADE FROM VARIOUS LIMBS AND A SMOM UMBER BOY, TASTEFULLY MOUNTED IN THE DINING HALL? THAT'S A MESSAGE, YOU SAY? HM I WONDER WHAT IT COULD MEAN. #GoT

— Official State Bird of Msaechubaets (@CaseuOiseau) April 15, 2019

Always the artists #GameOfThrones #GoTAtlantic pic.twitter.com/RZSfm9y3RL

— The Night King (@WightsKing) April 15, 2019

“these edibles ain’t shit”

*20 minutes later* pic.twitter.com/8sYovlihJL

— MEAT’S BACK ON THE MANU, BOYS (@ManuclearBomb) April 15, 2019

Manu with tonight’s spittake.

Having the name of 'Ned' on this show is a death sentence. #GameOfThrones #GOTS8 #WinterIsHere https://t.co/JUmYBARmH6

— Nymeria, Queen of Wolves (@aerynsunx) April 15, 2019

Gives new meaning to Burnt Umber

folks #gameofthrones

— Texus Texudo (@PhyllisNef) April 15, 2019

NO. I don’t even know you but you’re BANNED. #BANNED.

That was so Aliens. #GoT

— S (@SRoit) April 15, 2019

#GameofThrones No one:

Umber: pic.twitter.com/HNZtua4mVO

— Anna (@AnnaAnnasims87) April 15, 2019

So, I have watched it twice now. Tell me your weird takes. I’ll be damned if this doesn’t look like a certain sigil I know. pic.twitter.com/x8NTLK28gO

— ShakespeareofThrones (@shakesofthrones) April 15, 2019

HMMM.

Back at Winterfell…

JAIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!°°!!@$%/#>>>:#_**:

— Sarah B (@saugep_sarah) April 15, 2019

I’m here for bearded Jaimie. #IStan pic.twitter.com/dpGpyBZNHX

— Sam Coleman (@SamColemanActor) April 15, 2019

1.01 // 8.01

the change….. pic.twitter.com/sbu3fIKcz5

— kaz. (@galensdeathstar) April 15, 2019

Hush. This is the Aragorn Rule. Jaime gets hotter the dirtier he gets. https://t.co/krTeD2uiMR

— Sue the Fury (@SueTheFury) April 15, 2019

Bran when he saw Jaime show up: #GameofThrones pic.twitter.com/xfy4XFJEHX

— united snakes of dorne (@motelsonthemoon) April 15, 2019

Man has "Not Really Bran" gotten weird AF. I can't stop laughing, thinking about him creepily hanging out in the yard or just yelling "We don't have time for this."#GameOfThrones

— Nicole (@Ms_Esquire_) April 15, 2019

How many wheelchair ramps winterfell got this nigga Bran everywhere

— A (@Alkeydajuiceman) April 15, 2019

I mean, I think the argument is he never leaves the yard!

When you moved away and reinvented yourself but run into one of your home friends pic.twitter.com/H4MrvSYxV5

— Patrick Monahan (@pattymo) April 15, 2019

😂 https://t.co/VbSVAt8sqD

— it's lady stoneheart, bitch (@harlotstarlet1) April 15, 2019

Jaime: I can never make it up to you but please accept 500 Gold Dragons for what I did to you

Bran: You've done nothing to me. I'm the Three Eyed Raven

Jaime: Make it a thousand

— Ser Pounce (@Ser_Pounce) April 15, 2019

Bran is like that dude who took to much DMT #GameofThrones

— Dredgen Frank, the Keeper of Order (@Red_Blaster) April 15, 2019

Bran seeing Jamie: pic.twitter.com/rOWn1BQot6

— Michelle Peeples (@ZedShowgirl) April 15, 2019

Bran sitting in the same spot in the snow for two days just to get his perfect “surprise bitch” moment is an ASPIRATIONAL level of petty. #GameOfThrones #GoT

— Rock MacDaniel (@iamrockhard) April 15, 2019

like bran, i too would wait outside overnight in the blistering cold in order to greet jaime lannister #gots8

— erin is a fucking nerd (@SerJaimeOfTarth) April 15, 2019

Jaime: "….."

Bran: "…."

Jaime: "How's the legs?"

Bran: "Don't know, how's the hand?"

Jaime: "Hahaaaaa! You ol' son of a bitch!"

Bran: "We got work to do, lets roll"

*Stay tuned for"Wheels and The Golden Hand" tonight on Fox*#GameofThrones

— John Brown (@SI_sports) April 15, 2019

I'd literally watch just an hour of these two staring at each other, unflinching. #GameofThrones https://t.co/ugvUjA0aJX

— mW (@mW_) April 15, 2019

I am in awe of @nikolajcw's acting. His expressions as he looks at Bran & realises what this might mean for him are flawless. He's relieved to reach #Winterfell, shocked to see Bran alive & waiting for him, remorseful for what he did, and worried for his fate, all within seconds! pic.twitter.com/C2wuz9aqWF

— Jigyasa (@That90sGirl) April 15, 2019

Yup, Nikolaj is one of the best!

Jaime: I have made a huge mistake.
Time left for Jamie and Brienne to hook up just drastically decreased.

— 5mash (@5mashed) April 15, 2019

Enemy’s become friends. Friends become lovers? pic.twitter.com/cOnJFv5Pqd

— Office Junkie (@MuggleButt) April 15, 2019

I ship it!

BRAN/JAIME ENDED THE FIRST EPISODE OF THE FINAL SEASON AND THE END OF THE PILOT #GameofThrones

— Starkalypse (@starkalypse) April 15, 2019

Ayyy nice catch.

I’m about 15 times more afraid of Bran at this point than any Night King.

— Robert Mays (@robertmays) April 15, 2019

THAT'S WHERE YOU END THE EPISODE?!!! #GameofThrones

— Tara (@_Taradiddle_) April 15, 2019

THE EPISODE'S DONE????!???

— Gendry (@BastardGendry) April 15, 2019

Yuh. Just like that.

Hey so everyone survived this episode? This feels like the most tense game of musical chairs ever.

— No One (@TheLady_Lane) April 15, 2019

WHY DOES #GameofThrones EVER FUCKING END JUST RUN SIX-SEVEN HOURS IN MY GODSDAMN VEINS!!!!

— mW (@mW_) April 15, 2019

Next week on Game of Thrones…

Looks like the actual 💩 hits the fan next week #GameofThrones #ForTheThrones

— Elizabeth Schuyler Hamilton (@BetseySHamilton) April 15, 2019

Basically.

Hotter take: we're gonna see some familiar zombies in the Night King's army: Karsi, maybe Uncle Benjen, but definitely Hodor.

— Fjord (@RealFjord) April 15, 2019

I hope next week opens with Bran telling Jaime "Let's see you push a kid out a window now you one-handed bitch"#GameofThrones

— Sarah Walsh (@BigDamnHerosSir) April 15, 2019

jaime lannister next episode when he’s on trial for killing daenerys’ father: pic.twitter.com/rYOFSXjdqJ

— kaz. (@galensdeathstar) April 15, 2019

dany is really gonna try to drag jaime in front of everyone for killing her father when he was insanely homicidal and didn’t care who he murdered in order to maintain power oh wait……

— SANDOR CLEGANE WARRIOR (@bernthaI) April 15, 2019

jaime lannister has done fucked up things in his life. killing aerys targaryen was not one of them

— 𝐥𝐮𝐜𝐢𝐥𝐚 (@lesbiancatras) April 15, 2019

So! That was that! Final thoughts?

Ok, no one died #GameofThrones #GOT #got8 #forthethrone

— KellieisComing (@KellieIllichman) April 15, 2019

CHRIST that was my favourite premiere ever, it felt so smooth and you can tell they took the time off to perfect the production value

— Catháir 🇳🇱🇦🇹 (@Cathair96) April 15, 2019

GOOD GOD, THAT WAS GREAT! #GameOfThrones IS HERE, BABY!!!

— Jared Kozal (@jkozal) April 15, 2019

….
#GoTS8 #GameOfThrones #ForTheThrone pic.twitter.com/mvf2KyrIT8

— Arya Stark 🐺 (@Arya_No1) April 15, 2019

NO

Anyone else just realize Winterfell is built over a giant crypt filled with tons of family corpses?

— batkaren (@batkaren) April 15, 2019

Fam-lyyy re-union!~

So many reunions in the first episode, I'm emotional. ㅠㅠ

— Jessa (@jsuhmd) April 15, 2019

All of Arya’s reunions were pitch perfect in my opinion and maybe my favorite thing about the whole episode.

— Haz (@HistoryofHaz) April 15, 2019

Okay but my favorite reunion was Jaime X Bran #GameofThrones

— Hogan McLaughlin (@HoganMcLaughlin) April 15, 2019

Jaime really gonna kill Dany and Cersei and be responsible for saving more lives than all your favorites combined wow we stan

— Tribune of the Plebs (@Handsome_Jake_) April 15, 2019

also shoutout to @Djawadi_Ramin music was UNREAL

— osha (@oshawildling) April 15, 2019

Highly satisfied with #GameofThrones first finale episode. Will watch again eleventy million more times thanks you’re welcome 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

— Minerva Cyotha (@cyotha) April 15, 2019

half of you hate Bran and I hate half of you

— nice face bones (@eboldy) April 15, 2019

They’re fools.

Aaand just like that, Twitter GoT interesting again 🤣 #GameofThrones #forthethrone #GoT

— Rich Foxen (@RichFoxen) April 14, 2019

The board was beautifully set in just one episode. Let the games begin #gameofthrones

— Jo Ludwigsen (@TotalAverageJo) April 15, 2019

I see my fellow book readers are already complaining about last night’s episode and things that shouldn’t be. Whatevs! I love the books and love the show. Give it ALL to me!

— 🦇 Esoteric Little Fruit Bat ⓥ 🦇 (@Phoenixs_Flame_) April 15, 2019

Proper cause 🙌 #GameOfThrones pic.twitter.com/8pmjmIYzLv

— Game of Thrones Memes (@Thrones_Memes) April 15, 2019

The only GoFundMe worth my coin.

It skewed saccharine and a lot of wins, but I feel this might be the last time we see this until a few at the end. I think, and hope, it gets more grim from here. But making sure to give us that one gnarly bit at Last Hearth was what it needed exactly.

— MEAT’S BACK ON THE MANU, BOYS (@ManuclearBomb) April 15, 2019

Takeaways:
– Jon is a dork
– Theon is the GOAT
– Tyrion is an idiot
– Umbers killed Shaggydog and karma’s a bitch
The end#GotS8E1

— Motels on Mars (@motelsonmars) April 15, 2019

Sam isn’t a #GameofThrones role that’s required showy acting in the past so I’m blown away by Bradley’s performance. Episode MVP pic.twitter.com/9MaUfxjGkC

— Lauren Sarner (@LaurenSarner) April 15, 2019

Bear with me. Martin is really anti-trope, right? So Dany, Jon, and Winterfell are going to get overrun with zombies. All die. Then Drogon will fly to the Riverlands, meet Nymeria, and they'll have direwolf-dragon babies that will end the undead army. #GameofThrones

— mW (@mW_) April 15, 2019

I dig it.

Game of Thrones s08e01 spoilers but with no context pic.twitter.com/K8OyBg7bsm

— Louise ⭙ (@cthulhou) April 15, 2019

The smartest living person in all of Westeros this week: Yara Greyjoy. She’s Week 1 Queen. #GoTS8 pic.twitter.com/CE80uuf3NY

— Rickon’s Wight Legs (@caseykassidy) April 15, 2019

I wonder if some people are aware the characters in #GameofThrones don't get to watch the show. They must *know* that, but they don't seem to have internalized it, expecting, say, Sansa and Sam to know all that Dany has said and done, not just the bits they could *actually* know.

— Luka Nieto Garay (@LukaNieto) April 15, 2019

lol come on no one thinks with logic. But continuing:

I see a lot of "Dany didn't free the slaves instead of going directly to Weateros for Sam to suggest she wouldn't sacrifice the crown for a greater good." Like, sure. But Sam wasn't there. He read about it; by contrast, she just told him she torched his father and brother.

— Luka Nieto Garay (@LukaNieto) April 15, 2019

Dany executed Lords who didn't bend the knee, as is her right. Yes. Another true thing: Sam liked his brother. These characters are human, prone to human follies and, well, a lack of omniscience, too.

— Luka Nieto Garay (@LukaNieto) April 15, 2019

I despise the idea that every character should only act in in the rational interest of all at all times, regardless of their biases, knowledge, and feelings. Those wouldn't be characters, but puzzle pieces. Let the characters breathe and have their say, let the story flow.

— Luka Nieto Garay (@LukaNieto) April 15, 2019

In this Ride-Or-Die world of STANS and SHIPS? I mean…

Boy, I wish!

(But that would mean their FAVES are FLAWED. Almost human! Get out of here with that nonsense, Garay!)

#GameOfThornes That first episode went by quickly. I was rather invested in yelling at the characters throughout. Cause ya know, my advice is valid.

— Christina (@expired_data) April 15, 2019

Soon after:

I hashtagged Game of Thornes? 🤦‍♀️

— Christina (@expired_data) April 15, 2019

You and a ton of people!

Things I loved in #GoTS8E1:
-S A N S A
-Theon, archer once again
-all the Arya reunions ❤️
–@johnbradleywest’s beautiful acting
–@Djawadi_Ramin’s incredible score
-“I’ve always had blue eyes!”

— FPM (@FatPinkMast) April 15, 2019

I wanted more of a Gendry/Arya reunion and less of a Jon flying on a dragon scene.

— Lauren (@pinklem73) April 15, 2019

But the budget–!!!

(Later, on the i n t e r n e t….)

Le han chafado el plan anti dragones a Cersei. #VivePoniente🐲 pic.twitter.com/lXA34XKsfG

— Juego de Tronos en Movistar+ (@juegotronosplus) April 15, 2019

What the fuck, internet. What the fuck.

So….the next day……………………….

17.4 million people watched last night's #GameOfThrones. That's insane. That's more people than watch the biggest shows on FREE TV.

— Magnus: Evil Feminist; Icelandic Novelist; old man (@GeekFurious) April 15, 2019

That’s not even counting everyone who illegally streams this shit.

Ah yes #GameofThones post episode tweets, a healthy mix of funny new memes and garbage takes, how I have missed you.😂

— Obieryn The Sleepy Viper (@Obienator) April 15, 2019

Truly the gift that keeps on giving.

We back in it! See you… in less than a week, nerds!