We told you that Wednesday’s Con of Thrones Caption Contest was only the beginning, and we meant it! Our con contests are only getting better and better from here on out. We began with a pair of day passes up for grabs, and now we’re moving on up to a pair of FULL-WEEKEND PASSES! That’s right, you and a friend could be joining us at Con of Thrones from May 25-27, in Dallas, TX.
The Full-Weekend Pass includes access to the marketplace and the packed slate of Game of Thrones and A Song of Ice and Fire programming including daytime panels and nighttime events, a registration swag bag, guaranteed seating in the Great Hall, and more. (See ConofThrones.net/Tickets for full details!)
Caption Contest 2: Electric Boogaloo – With so many great pics from Con of Thrones 2017, we’re having another caption contest. Make us laugh, make us think, make us wince- whatever it takes to win! The best caption will be the winner of the 2 full-weekend passes.
So, who can enter? The complete rules are listed below but the short version is- anyone! This is a worldwide contest for two (2) Con of Thrones full-weekend passes (passes covering May 25-27). The deadline for your entry is Tuesday, April 17, 2018 at midnight ET. We’ll announce the winners next Wednesday so you’ll know in plenty of time to start packing your bags and choosing which panels you want to attend!
(As always, anyone is welcome to submit, even if you’re not attending the con this year. We love seeing what everyone comes up with for a caption, so if you have a good joke, share it!)
How do you enter? Submit your entries to us in comments below, or tweet them @WatchersOTWall. You can do so as a text caption, or a link to an image if you choose to modify the original image yourself. Have fun, and the sky’s the limit. Be creative and good luck to all who enter!
The Complete Rules
The submission period will remain open through April 17, 2018 at midnight ET. This contest is worldwide!
All submissions must be wholly the work of the contestant. The winner must respond within 72 hours of notification or will forfeit their prize and another winner will be selected.
The winner will be given two (2) Full-Weekend Passes to Con of Thrones 2018. The winner is responsible for transportation to and accommodations during Con of Thrones 2018. This prize is non-transferrable.
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I want to sing and dance, I want to sing and dance. I want to be a pirate in the pirates of penzance, wear pointy shoes and bright shiney pants. I want to sing and dance.
1. Someday, my prince will come!
2. Snow, Wights, and the Effin’ Dwarf
Are we allowed to do two?
“My dress is made of the finest silk from Tralalaeeday.”
Craster, don’t make me blush! I’m prettier than all your daughters.
Ten Bears,
(Correction:)
“My dress is made of the purest silk from Tralalaeeday.”
Quinton O’Connor,
Q O’C: Consider this part of your entry if you wish….
(from S5e8):
Tormund: “He’s prettier than both my daughters, but he knows how to fight.”
Sorry Cersie I’m the fair maiden the witch warned you about. Now get off my throne I’ve been doing your Prince Charming and your dwarf brother for years
Snow Wight and the Seven Hells Lannister Dwarf
Dany come with me and lets make some babies
Jon retook the faceless men exam clinching on the idea that the Many-Faced God will have mercy this time.
D’ya think my auntie will like me in this?
Black brothers at the Wall, who is the fairest of them all?
Lets make some babies, Dany !
“Are there no girl crows?”
“There are no women of the Night’s Watch, no.”
“You have sheep at the Wall?”
“No. We just dress up like this for each other.”
“No wonder you lot are so miserable.”
“WTF? I paid Michael Cohen $130,000 to keep this a secret!”
“Sansa made it for me, and said I looked just like father. Turns out he had a side we never knew.”
“Actually, I’m Mel and Davos’ shadow baby going through puberty.”
When we got our white Honda about five years ago, we named her Snow for both Jon Snow and Snow White. The girls were too young to truly appreciate Jon at that time. My phone is Khaleesi because that Google Maps girl can be a bit “Dracarys!” My InstantPot is Fat Walda. I love her. My 27″ monitor is Brienne.
Start the countdown Sunday April 7th 2019
I hope this isn’t what George has in mind for “A Dream of Spring”
Grayven Reyne,
Uh, actually….
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“Best Ser Pounce cosplay ever, bitches!!!”
— Alas and a lack of funds, I’m unable to attend this year’s Con (╥_╥) so please give my richly deserved prize to the second worthiest Watcher 😉
Snow Ho!!!!
“Well, I suppose it could be worse. At least my picture won’t be posted up on Watchers on the Wall or something.”
“Mance, I know you said I needed a new cloak… this was certainly not what I had in mind.”
Come, my trusty dwarves! Drinker, Knower, Noseless, Kinslayer, Fornicator, Half-Man, & Valonqar!
“Mirror, mirror on THE Wall, who’s the broodiest of them all?”
Bend the knee to the Bastard Princess of Germany!
If I go to Dallas will I find out who shot jr?
Kneel before your new Queen of Westeros!
Jon Snow White, first of his name!
“I killed the boy!”
Is this the auditions for RuPaul’s Drag Race?
Ginevra,
I like both of yours, good work!
Lightbringer,
Thank you, Lightbringer!
“Maybe the Night King won’t see me”
Snow, Wights and the Effin’ Dwarf!
“I know nothing? I know 7 grumpkins and this dress will do nothing to help find a prince to get me through the long night!”
Kill the boy, Jon Snow…and let the gal be born
The Queer in the North!
The Queer in the North!
The Queer in the North!
You already know Droopy, now meet Brood’y
“Missandei said the proper translation of the prophecy is ‘The prince or princess who who was promised will bring the dawn’ because the noun has no gender in High Valyrian. I’ve been cross-dressing like this ever since.”
Tyrion Tyrion, wherefore art thou Tyrion? Deny thy father and refuse thy name; or if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love and I’ll no longer be a Prostitute.
I really am the fairest of them all and prettier than all your daughters.