We promised you another Game of Thrones giveaway today (last week it was Tywin’s turn), and here it is- one of the most memorable villains to ever grace the show, King Joffrey. That’s right, the most sadistic infuriating bastard possibly ever could be yours.
The 8-inch sculpted figure (based closely on actor Jack Gleeson’s likeness) has been created with admirable detail, and will be a great addition to any fan’s collection. Joffrey is one of the newest characters added to Dark Horse‘s official line of Game of Thrones collectibles. Later this fall, we can look forward to Sansa, Jorah, and Brienne joining the collection as well.
Today, we’re giving Joffrey away to one lucky reader!
Entering the giveaway is easy- all you need to do is leave a comment below! (See below for additional entry methods.)
And yes, this contest is open to international readers, so everyone, please join in!
The Official Rules
How do you enter?
Method #1: Simply comment on this post.
For additional or alternate entries (making it possible to have 3 entries total):
Twitter: Follow our Twitter, WatchersOTWall, and retweet the King Joffrey Figure Contest post (you must do both for the extra entry). If you already follow us, no problem. Simply retweet the contest post.
Facebook: Like the WatchersontheWall Facebook page and share the King Joffrey Figure Contest post (you must do both for the extra entry). If you already Like our page, again, no problem. Just share the contest post and you are entered!
Entries are accepted until 12PM EDT, May 7th, 2015. The winner will be randomly selected and announced tomorrow afternoon.
**The contest is open internationally.** The winner is selected by random drawing. The winner must respond within 48 hours of notification or will forfeit their prize and another winner will be selected. The winner must have a valid shipping address.
Twitter and Facebook are their own entities and are in no way associated with this giveaway.
me
NO ME!
I’ll win one of these contests sooner or later… Love Game of Thrones!
The King can do as he likes!
Hodor?
Did you miss me?
If I win this, I’ll just need a Sansa doll and an Eddard head.
This one is mine 😀
Hi. I’d love to win Joffrey :p
I’M NOT TIRED!!
Someone fetch me a block
The king can do as he likes!
I can see the king is tired. He needs a nap.
I will take what is mine with fire and blood.
I’ll give him a red smile.
The last episode made me wish we had Joffrey back as king so yes please
Want.
I WANT HIM 😛
Would you like me to show you how it works?
Open for international users….great….I want a Joffrey 🙂
SLAP
Definitely need Joffrey for my collection!!!
UK winner in the house?!
It would be great to win this, could carry it around with you at all times so you’re never the biggest twat in the room!
Everyone is mine to torment!
All hail king Joffrey (or maybe not)
I need this to go with my “Everybody Hates Joffrey” shirt.
I totally need this for my desk, so that any one who comes to my office knows what to expect 🙂
Joffrey is so going to regret me winning this prize!
What good is an empty cup?
I literally have every single Dark Horse figure except Joffrey and Tywin.. If I win I’ll upload a pic of my collection!
Much love from Canada.
If I win, I will donate this Joff figure to PETW (People for the Ethical Treatment of Whores), in loving memory of Ros.
Fun as these giveaways are, I’m not sure that I want a miniature Joffers staring at me!
Something to think about from last episode: Is the Jeffrey model better or the Rommel model? Too soft or too cruel? Democrat or Republican? (ok that wasn’t fair comparison, but yeah, the idea is having a good balance)
Off with his head
I made a cosplay of Joffrey so having this would be really cool 🙂
KNEEL!
Open to international readers, eh?
The king can do as he likes!
I’d like one of the Joff, please. And one of Marge!
I want one to stick pins into!!!
F*uck the king.
DONT TOUCH ME!
I would be thrilled to win this.
This pie is dry…
Uncle Tyrion misses to slap Joffrey… 🙂
Me! I waaaaant it!
You rock with these giveaways!
Hurry up! My pie is dry!
Mangled dove pie anyone?
Let me slap him.
The King can do as he likes!
I am the King!
I’ll give him a smile. A red smile.
Wow 🙂
Thanks for the giveaways
“I never win anything” – Dolorous Edd
NO Joffrey Baratheon , NO Tywin Lannister and NO Oberyn Martell , no wonder that 5th season is below expectations !
I want a Joffrey statue.
Bring me his figurine!
That’s sadistic freak would look so good on my bookshelf!
I won’t slap him…hard…I promise…ish.
I would really like to win because Game of Thrones and a Song of Ice and Fire are my favourite things ever, I watched the show 5 times and read the books 3 times. I would really like to win, please!
I would love to own a mini sadistic Joffrey! I love that you guys have give-aways like this for the fans 🙂
Pretty please?
Ser Ilyn, BRING ME HIS HEAD
“oh no I have struck a king! has my hand fallen off?”
The king can do as he likes!!
Yes please.
I cannot lose every time right? Right?
You can’t win if you don’t enter. Come to Mama, Joffers!
It made me wish for Robert Baratheon.
Am I the only one who miss Joffrey ??? He was the most vile around Westeros
Does he come with a little disemboweled cat momma next to him? And a handful of his teeth, after Robert knocked them out.
I SAID, NEIL Patrick Harris is a man of many talents.
Count me in!
kinda miss Joffrey
http://i.picasion.com/resize80/6fb6ab3b7afd244c273508c368d4759c.jpg
I won’t hurt him … much
Ser Ilyn … bring me that dolly!
I want a tiny Joffrey!
Crossing Fingers!
PLZ IT’S THE ONLY THING I’VE EVER WANTED
“Every man needs hands my lord.”
“Tongue it is then!”
Kabhal,
Marillion! Hands and tongue both still attached — in Montreal — as of a couple weekends ago…
As for Joffrey, that little b@$tard should be mine!
Me.
Great new figure!
“Not Robert the Second. Aerys the Third.”
– Tyrion Lannister
Another Twitter user will win.
Kinda miss all Joffrey’s drama haha
mememe
Looks like you choked, Joffrey!
Long live the Joff
Off with his head!
Dare I say I actually miss the little $hit
All hail the One True Tube Sock Hider.
I need this in my life.
Joffrey is free to come live with my Piccolo statue and my Tali Zorah Vas Normandy! What a trio they would be!
I love that this figurine is him right before he dies lol.
Joffrey will be missed. He was the most noble child the gods ever put on this good earth. RIP.
international contest yay 🙂
I would probably put this figure under a boot if I had it. But I should still get it.
Yes please.
May I please win this? Thank you
Send me this figure! do as you are told! cuz thats what intelligent women do… what they’re TOLD!!
You won’t find a bigger fan of Joffrey on this site than me… It drives all my friends and family crazy how much I am fond of him .. He cracks me up every time I see him do his thing.. my cutie lil munchkin,.. braveheart little lion!
Ser Ilyn,
bring me his head.
Ooh! Can I have it?
I would like to win!
Nice !! Let me have this *-*-*-* so I can chop his little head off then sew it on a lion
Would love this figure!
<3 THE ONE TRUE KING GIVE HIS SEXYNESS TO ME PLEASY <3
gimme the figurine
Fingers crossed!
Awesome!! Thanks for another giveaway WotW!! Hopefully I’ll be luckier this time! Hmmm, I wonder what the odds are.
Hate that little bastard (loved Jack though). I will put this on my “Dead Bastards” shelf!
Preemptive congratulations to the winner!
He will be mine to torment 🙂
Yooooooooo
Conor,
Hmmmm indeed
I want it.
Heard a song today by Wilko Johnson and Roger Daltry…now the Joffrey giveaway…I see what you did there Universe
I would love to win it 🙂
Simple peasant need this.
Too bad its not the face of the poisoned Joffrey! Haha
I’ve always wanted a miniaturized version of a dick, this is awesome!
Please! Mercy!
I WANT ONE SO I CAN SLAP EM AROUND
Want!!
“Gold will be their Crowns… Ill-fitting, Silvery Thing, Half-covering his face, their Shrouds.”
Cercei: “That doesn’t make sense”
Maggy the Frog: “Shut-up … I’m seeing the Dark Horse Version”!
“Stupid Bitch” thinks Cercei “She’s got me mixed up with the Pale Mare prophecy!!”
🙂
Pretty scary.
THE KING CAN DO AS HE LIKES!
Long live the king
The king Westeros deserves.
Our Blades Are Sharp
Alright then.
I want him!p lol
Hodor
I blame the pigeons.
I’d love to have a drink and watch GOT with a lil Joffrey.
I want a little Joffrey so I can put him next to my stuffed dragon!!
I wonder if Joffrey was still alive, the story would be boring. We didn’t have the possibility to see trial by combat, Tyrion and Jaime’s adventures and etc. But still, I miss him..
kill them kill them all!
Yesss, this is the one I’ve been after! Everything else on my shelf will be his to torment.
Long live King Crossbow!
Or maybe not.
I would love to have my very own figure on my shelf!
Count me in~!
Please pick me. !!!
Def want this
Yas
Glory!