Heyooo, Throney faithful, and welcome to the INAUGURAL Watchers On The Wall Twitter post! New home, new look, same ridiculous crap.
(I will never stop giving you all ridiculous crap. Never.)
As it ever was (and ever shall be), tweets were grabbed by my glorious @Axechucker moniker on Twitter. I went after ones hashtagged #GameOfThrones or #TheWarsToCome … or else I knew you were a funny/strange bastard/ette and went trolling through your Twitter feed. I’m shameless.
If you hate the idea of your tweets being broadcast to the fandom, well… tough. Welcome to the world of public domain!
(I’m just kidding. Just send me a note and I’ll take you off The List.)
So let’s get INTO it!
People were naturally hyped before the episode even began!
One hour to go. And I’m all set for #GoTSeason5 pic.twitter.com/uVJpsFn4FP
— Tower of the Hand (@towerofthehand) April 12, 2015
“Troll in a troll’s habitat.” -Douglas the Redditer
Season Five premiere party. Epic. @GameOfThrones #GameofThrones #got #Season5IsComing pic.twitter.com/XiuinPONWB
— Miranda Miller (@miraarcadia) April 13, 2015
You had me at “Balls of the Unsullied.”
I’m sorry Daredevil, but Game of Thrones is back in town, so we’re going to have to keep this relationship open.
— Blythe Russo (@blythe_russo) April 14, 2015
Little Asha and her Nuncle Euron are ready for tonight’s #GameofThrones premier. If only they were a part of it. pic.twitter.com/wzgd0E2EsE
— Jenny Slife (@JennySlife87) April 12, 2015
Well now I’m sad.
Those are damned good fakies though!
i hope nikolaj live tweets and just mocks the misfortune of the starks
— Better Khal Saul (@BreakingBraavos) April 13, 2015
@BeautyBrienne @Axechucker he’s no Maisie tho
— Better Khal Saul (@BreakingBraavos) April 13, 2015
Nikolaj Coster-Waldau — He’s no Maisie!
So… to put it mildly, people were hyped up!
Xiiiiii, silêncio. Vai começar. #GameofThrones #GameOfThronesSeason5 #GoTBR #GoT
— Alexandre Berbe (@AleBerbe) April 13, 2015
20 minutes to live tweet time! My twitter has purpose again!
— Emi (@undercover_emi) April 13, 2015
Right?
I’ve got my fingers crossed for a musical episode. #GameofThrones
— Brienne of Tarth (@BeautyBrienne) April 13, 2015
#GameofThrones واضحه لا تدخل التويتر الا انت شايف الحلقه ولا ادخل التويتر واسحب على الحلقه
— فيصل…فقط (@fseel_10) April 13, 2015
I’m ready to see #JonSnow large and in charge of shit ! #GameofThrones #DemThrones
— the bad scientist (@sci_fi_killa) April 13, 2015
First time watching #GameofThrones ever. Let’s see if I can pick up on this lol…
— Grace Segundo (@gracesegundo) April 13, 2015
G’luck, Gracie!
KIDS GONNA DIIIEEE TONIGHT #GameOFThrones
— Freddie K (@Fredrex00) April 13, 2015
Don’t care who dies as long as it’s not Hodor. #GameofThrones
— THOR (@RTPB07) April 13, 2015
If Hodor somehow dies this season the show and I will have words!
And so it began!
Wait, did Winter ever come? #GameofThrones
— Mary Moon (@Workandmomprobs) April 13, 2015
Think of this season as tantric sex. Winter is coming, yes, assuredly, but it hasn’t touched much of anything quite yet!
I’m waiting to watch #GameofThrones when my husband gets home. When people talk of making sacrifices for the sake of marriage this is it.
— Kim Z Dale (@observacious) April 13, 2015
The very model of self-sacrifice!
“Previously, on Game of Thrones…”
Recap of last season of GoT: most everyone died.
— Blythe Russo (@blythe_russo) April 12, 2015
The person who had to edit the Previously On for #GameofThrones was probably so overwhelmed.
— Jesse Goros (@essejgoros) April 13, 2015
Ugh shae…every single time I watch her die I’m just like ARHGHGGHhfjfidjxnclsncoskcjd #GameofThrones
— Alicia (@StJoan) April 13, 2015
Damn it! I’m still pissed Grenn and Pip are dead! #TheWarsToCome #GameofThrones #RIP
— Rebecca Diane (@becca_diane11) April 13, 2015
I wonder if Gendry is still rowing… #GameofThrones @joedempsie
— Rachel (@rachelcolina) April 13, 2015
Here comes the theme song! It’s the opening!
DOOO DOOO DOODOODO DO DO DO DO DO #GameofThrones
— Cersei Lannisbae (@motelsonthemoon) April 13, 2015
Nada como el intro de #GameofThrones na na nana nana nana nana
— Lore (@lorecontreras) April 13, 2015
DIS MY SONG!!!!!! #DemThrones #BlerdsWatch #GameOfThrones
— BlackGirlNerds (@BlackGirlNerds) April 13, 2015
I MISSED THE #GAMEOFTHRONES THEME SONG SO MUCH.
— amira (@AmiraMata) April 13, 2015
#GameofThrones Why is Charles Dance in the credits? He’s dead. #DemThrones
— Tiggitha (@Tiggy4Real) April 13, 2015
You’ll see! (Wasn’t a very prominent role.)
What an obscenity to see the Bolton sigil on Winterfell #TeamStark #GameofThrones pic.twitter.com/rMB3UN5SvJ
— Mike McGuire (@McGuire_Mike) April 13, 2015
WINTERFELL WITH THE BOLTON SIGIL ON IT!!!! [RIPS OPEN SHIRT] [CAVEMAN SCREAM]
— a tiny angry man (@aholmesboy) April 13, 2015
Bolton banner on Winterfell…okay, so now we see that Hot Pie was prescient in calling it WinterHELL
— FatPinkMast (@FatPinkMast) April 13, 2015
Well thank God the Boltons finally extinguished Winterfell.
— Brienne of Tarth (@BeautyBrienne) April 13, 2015
It pains me to see the flayed man banners at Winterfell #GameofThrones
— Casey Rostorfer (@caseykassidy) April 13, 2015
I mean, at least it’s not burning any more. But yes. That was disturbing.
We opened with a show first – a flashback!
That IS a bad omen.“@BlackGirlNerds: Lone white girls in the woods is never a good sign #DemThrones #BlerdsWatch #GameOfThrones”
— @NotTHATAshanti (@NotTHATAshanti) April 13, 2015
WHO is this lil girl?! White privilege at max infinity. #GameofThrones
— Kenya Fairley (@kenyafairley) April 13, 2015
I’m pretty sure this is little cersi…no one else has all that attitude…nor the gall #DemThrones #GameofThrones
— NiccRu (@NiccRu) April 13, 2015
Oooh, look at her little Lannister smirk. #GameOfThrones
— It’s In the Queue (@MissusQueue) April 13, 2015
Making bad decisions since 1377 Cersei Lannister. #GameofThrones #DemThrones
— Ayrryk (@ayrryk) April 13, 2015
YES CERSEI INSULT THE WITCH. GREAT IDEA. #GameofThrones
— Deanna F (@deefalc) April 13, 2015
THE WITCH! Sure enough, we get to meet, for the first time ever–
Mary the Frog!!!!! #GameOfThrones
— Nicholas Cederlind (@JayhawkNick) April 13, 2015
–mm. No. Maggy. (Maegi is also acceptable.) Close though…!
Maggy the frog looks like she’s just off the set of deliverance #drunkonmoonshine #GameofThrones
— Teresa (@7373tinkerbell) April 13, 2015
“Get out” ?!?!? Don’t they mean “begone” ?!? This is “your sister” all over again!!!!!! #GameofThrones #TheWarsToCome #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS
— Shelly (@TheLadyShelly) April 13, 2015
Very disappointed with how they prettied up this witch character. #GameofThrones #DemThrones
— Just Stop. (@CrazySexySleepy) April 13, 2015
Maggy was not really froglike, true enough.
But Young Cersei got the bulk of the tweets:
Oh shes always been an asshole… #GameofThrones
— Moory Povich (@RebelToUhmerica) April 13, 2015
Bitchy in girlhood, bitchy as a woman. Born bitchy. #GameofThrones
— Cersei the Fair (@NiceQueenCersei) April 13, 2015
Bby Cersei is horrible and I love it. YES.
— FatPinkMast (@FatPinkMast) April 13, 2015
Even young Cersei was ballin. #GameofThrones
— Cersei Lannisbae (@motelsonthemoon) April 13, 2015
Young Cersei is going to cut. a. bitch. #GameofThrones
— Starkalypse (@starkalypse) April 13, 2015
Whoever cast young Cersei did a great job #GameofThrones
— Marc Burkhardt (@M_Burkhardt) April 13, 2015
Cersei’s fashion sense much like her personality did not evolve #GameofThrones
— Margo (@Follow_Margo) April 13, 2015
Poor Cersei been rocking the same hairstyle all her life #GameofThrones #TheWarsToCome
— Shelly (@TheLadyShelly) April 13, 2015
Even as a young girl Cersei was an entitled bitch! #GameOfThrones
— LadynikiW (@LadynikiW) April 13, 2015
And of course we got a prophecy! Or… part of a prophecy. Young Cersei was given three questions…
“Answer me these questions three, ‘ere the other side ye see!”
(Come on. Some of you were thinking it.)
(Or if you weren’t, you are now!)
Blood magic. This always ends well.
— Melisandre of Asshai (@TheRedWoman) April 13, 2015
Cersei: Will I have children? / Witch: Child listen, Robert gonna have a village…you’ll get a few too. #DemThrones #GameofThrones
— Black Nerd Problems (@blknrdproblems) April 13, 2015
THREE WISHES AND IXNAY ON THE WISHING FOR MORE WISHES. #TheWarsToCome
— Danielle Bates (@duckandcover) April 13, 2015
I just want to see Rhaegar tbh #TheWarsToCome
— Hannah (@feellikepdiddy) April 13, 2015
‘Gold will be their crowns, gold will be their shrouds.’ Translation: everyone dead. #GameOfThrones
— Ros (@GameOverRos) April 13, 2015
That’s how I read it.
So we roar back to the present!
The High Septon looks like John Quincy Adams. #GameOfThrones
— Sarah Walsh (@BigDamnHerosSir) April 13, 2015
Dude, Cersei is the worst. @GameOfThrones
— Marie Claire (@marieclaire) April 13, 2015
You spelled “best” wrong. https://t.co/rKthcuoJfc
— Heather Foley (@HotelFoxtrot) April 13, 2015
My mom is going on an anti-Lannister rant #GameofThrones #sendhelp
— Cersei Lannisbae (@motelsonthemoon) April 13, 2015
Beneath the vault’d roof of Baelor’s Sept we find a stately Tywin lying in state.
WAIT TYWIN DIED????? #GameofThrones
— David H. (@Sir_Davidio) April 13, 2015
Oh, Davidio.
@BlackGirlNerds yep. Tyrion capped him on “the throne”; man died a shit while taking a shit. 😀 #GameofThrones #DemThrones
— Tiffany M. Davis (@Tiffscribes) April 13, 2015
Tywin Lannister: just as scary dead as he was alive. #GameofThrones #gameofsnark
— Democracy Diva (@democracydiva) April 13, 2015
To be honest I’m trying hard not to laugh at those stone eyes. #GameofThrones
— Cersei the Fair (@NiceQueenCersei) April 13, 2015
Who smells worse right now? Tyrion or Twyin? #GameofThrones #DemThrones
— Ayrryk (@ayrryk) April 13, 2015
“Oh no, it’s turning out just like the gypsy woman said!” — Cersei
— The Dragon Demands (@ADragonDemands) April 13, 2015
So Jaime was there too! Very much alive. (But dead inside.)
Ser Jaime Lannister es el Príncipe Encantador de Shrek. #GameOfThrones
— Diego (@diegofridel) April 13, 2015
So now Cersei is worried about consequences?? Maybe don’t sleep with your brother #TheWarsToCome #GameofThrones
— Rebecca Diane (@becca_diane11) April 13, 2015
“Are you as turned on as I am right now?” #GameofThrones
— FeminineMissGeek (@femmissgeek) April 13, 2015
They gonna fuck in the church again or nah? #GameofThrones
— They Call me Cam (@cam_diesel) April 13, 2015
Ok so relationship goal: Make it through this funeral without raping anyone, ok Jaime? #GameOfThrones
— Brienne of Tarth (@BeautyBrienne) April 13, 2015
Across the Narrow Sea, in Pentos…
Isn’t that the dude’s house who sold Danerys in the 1st season? #DemThrones #GameofThrones
— Ian Freeman (@ILFREEMAN) April 13, 2015
It is! The manse of Illyrio Mopatis… with no Mopatis in sight!
The poop streaks on the air holes was a nice touch, Prop Deisgner Guy. #GameOfThrones
— Sarah Walsh (@BigDamnHerosSir) April 13, 2015
Did this midget mf get shipped thru Fed Ex? #GameofThrones
— Brandon (@JealousCloud) April 13, 2015
He’s not a mid–ah, dammit. We get at least one of these each year.
Tyrion would protest too, but he was too busy hurling. And I don’t mean the Gaelic outdoor sport dominated by the Irish.
Though I suppose it could be said they’ve mastered all sorts of hurling. Heyo!
“The future is shit. Just like the past.” #Tyrion caps his first great line of the night by vomiting. #GameOfThrones
— White Walking Freak (@michaelguest) April 13, 2015
Oh NOW he pukes. Wasn’t that supposed to be after Oberyn was killed? #GameofThrones
— Teresa (@7373tinkerbell) April 13, 2015
So Tyrion’s doing great #GameOfThrones #GoT
— Kyle Trembley (@KyleLovesTV) April 13, 2015
I have been there, Tyrion. I have been there. #DemThrones #GameofThrones
— Diallo Tyson (@BigSBrain) April 13, 2015
Tyrion is my drinking hero. Boot and Rally motherfuckers! #GameOfThronesSeason5
— Emi (@undercover_emi) April 13, 2015
You real when you drink and throw up and then drink some more. #GameofThrones
— Neil Williams (@_Neil_W) April 13, 2015
tryion throwing up the wine then drinking some more anyways is a metaphor for me watching this right now
— nadine cross (@shanewalshy) April 13, 2015
Harsh.
Dear D&D, We are ALL sick of Tyrion being drunk in every episode. Love, Everyone #GameOfThrones #TheWarsToCome
— Shelly (@TheLadyShelly) April 13, 2015
Canon.
Who smells worse right now? Tyrion or Twyin? #GameofThrones #DemThrones
— Ayrryk (@ayrryk) April 13, 2015
I’d like some Daenerys time now. Where’s my Khaleesi? #DemThrones #GameofThrones
— Monkey fish frogs (@doctoress) April 13, 2015
Patience, my little MonkeyFishFrog!
In fact, let’s head further east, and enter Dany’s stomping-ground, Meereen.
Down came the harpy! Not too many comments on it, probably because everyone already saw it in every season 5 preview ever.
Actually, scratch that. I went and got me some good ones.
“That statue was hotter than me. It’s gotta go.” Daenerys #GameofThrones
— Cersei Lannisbae (@motelsonthemoon) April 13, 2015
Dany destroys priceless cultural artifacts nbd
— Russell Wilson Sucks (@Handsome_Jake_) April 13, 2015
Ugh, it took those other guys SO long to get that Harpy up there, you don’t even understand. #GameofThrones #TheWarsToCome
— Michal (@inkasrain) April 13, 2015
You know what? I bet some slaves worked really hard on that harpy thing and you’re just tearing it down thanks Dany #everyonehatesdany
— Starkalypse (@starkalypse) April 13, 2015
But Twitter really came alive in 3… 2… 1…
BOOBS. #AndSoItBegins #GameofThrones
— FatPinkMast (@FatPinkMast) April 13, 2015
Oh, hello boobs. #GameOfThrones
— Kim Dawson (@kdawson424) April 13, 2015
FIRST TITTIES OF THE SEASON. #TheWarsToCome
— Danielle Bates (@duckandcover) April 13, 2015
Only 16 minutes into the new season before we got prostitute boobs. #GameofThrones
— Cynical Girl (@cynicgrrl) April 13, 2015
17 mins until boobs. Conservative for #GameofThrones
— Alicia (@StJoan) April 13, 2015
Boobs in case anyone missed it. #GameofThrones
— Cersei Lannisbae (@motelsonthemoon) April 13, 2015
BOOBS! Why do I get excited by this? I see two great ones every day. #GameOfThrones
— Brienne of Tarth (@BeautyBrienne) April 13, 2015
Keep telling yourself that, Bri.
Let’s be honest.. The only reason people watch #GameofThrones is for the Boobs and sex..
— Andrew Janes (@AndrewJanesWx) April 13, 2015
There’s gotta be a punchline to the “an unsullied walks into a brothel” joke #TheWarsToCome
— Hannah (@feellikepdiddy) April 13, 2015
Uh, Unsullied can…uh…get amorous? #GameofThrones
— Aaron T. Starks (@StarkyLuv73) April 13, 2015
A shame a man that fine is a eunuch 🙁 @GameOfThrones @BlackGirlNerds #DemThrones #BlerdsWatch
— Tiffany (@tiftonia98) April 13, 2015
Saddest visit to a prostitute ever. #GameofThrones
— Amanda Bower (@heyprofbow) April 13, 2015
Aw he just wants a cuddle. #GameofThrones
— coolbreeeze (@coolbreeeze_) April 13, 2015
Worm Tongue is played by a diff actor now?? #DemThrones #GameofThrones
— The Stalkee Brewster (@StalkeeBrew) April 13, 2015
“Worm Tongue” is not, no.
Lol grey worm getting the drake treatment #GameofThrones
— jesse (@JesseMLee) April 13, 2015
If Grey Worm dies I will snap OFF #DemThrones #GameofThrones
— SydAleishaKeys (@xkoolxmonkyx) April 13, 2015
That’s not–oh, never mind. I guess a lot of people thought it was!
Look, I’m gonna need y’all to be able to tell your brown men apart. Shit. That wasn’t Grey Worm. #PFGOT
— Nina Perez (@AuthorNinaPerez) April 13, 2015
Here I thought paying to cuddle was OOOOOOOOOOOOOO that was dumb. #GameofThrones
— Ivan Calderon (@chicorican) April 13, 2015
He should get a refund for that… #GameOfThrones
— Kat Hilellis (@kat_hilellis) April 13, 2015
These hoes ain’t loyal!!!!! #DemThrones #GameofThrones #GoT @GameOfThrones
— Whitney Christine (@whitchristine) April 13, 2015
It wouldn’t be an episode of #GameofThrones without someone getting their throat cut.
— Amanda Morris (@prizedham) April 13, 2015
Transition straight to Team Dany…!
Mother of Dragons #GameofThrones #Daenerys #Khaleesi #Got #GameOfThronesSeason5 @GameOfThrones @GRRMspeaking pic.twitter.com/iP0O7tIDxZ
— LigaGameOfThrones (@LigaGot) April 13, 2015
We getting some daenerys storyline early…bout time. #GameOfThrones
— Humphrey Braggart (@DrkwingDuck) April 13, 2015
Strange seeing Daenerys without Jorah by her side 🙁 #GameofThrones
— Cheryl-Ann (@Miss_Ramdini) April 13, 2015
Dany: My city is in chaos, what should I do? Piss the enemies off even more. Good plan.
— Melisandre of Asshai (@TheRedWoman) April 13, 2015
Missandei. Hey bae. #GameofThrones
— Trucious Lyon (@_TR3Y_) April 13, 2015
We have seen a marked increase in Nathalie Emmanuel love since her appearance in Furious 7! I haven’t seen it yet, but I heard she was excellent.
We follow Missandei as she clears out the boys’ locker room to have a one-on-one with Grey Worm…
Homegirl was indirectly asking if he visited the brothel. #GameofThrones #DemThrones ~NW
— The Nerd Element (@TheNerdElement) April 13, 2015
She checkin for you boo. #GameofThrones
— Selina Kyle (@badkittysays) April 13, 2015
Greyworm does not care to discuss prostitutes with bae. #GameOfThrones
— Yahoo TV (@YahooTV) April 13, 2015
#GameofThrones She want you to come to her instead of a brothel, Grey Worm. #DemThrones
— Tiggitha (@Tiggy4Real) April 13, 2015
This romance is oddly sweet…yet unsettling? #GameofThrones
— Michelle Herr (@mherr1979) April 13, 2015
I love how much time we’ve spent on Missandei’s quest to find out if Unsullied still at least have their dicks
— Stannis, Bitch (@StannisAF) April 13, 2015
To the Wall we go! Jon is beating on Olly.
And back at the Wall literally nothing has changed. #GameofThrones
— Susan Balding (@susanb) April 13, 2015
Jon, you can’t just beat that kid up because he shot your illegal girlfriend. #GameofThrones #TheWarsToCome
— Michal (@inkasrain) April 13, 2015
Jon f’n Snow #GameOfThrones
— Negronomics (@Negronomics) April 13, 2015
He killed Ygritte. Jon beat his ass. #GameofThrones
— Dr. FKA Stabby (@applejuicejay08) April 13, 2015
GHOST SIGHTING! @GhostTheWolf
— Ros (@GameOverRos) April 13, 2015
Briefly! Sucker’s gotten big!
So Gilly questions Sam as to why he’s not getting his ass beat by Jon as well. Sam dodges the question like a true pro.
Mah boy Sam! #GameofThrones
— Matthew (@HEELMatthew) April 13, 2015
She told his ass to start training. Ya game is weak Samwell #GameOfThrones
— Ki Lo (@DDCwithmygirl) April 13, 2015
Gilly’s totally a wife now. “Shouldn’t you be training?” “Don’t let them send us away.” Damn woman! #GameOfThronesS5 #GameOfThrones #GoTS5
— Lisa Yancey (@aerynsunx) April 13, 2015
whenever i see hannah murray i still lowkey expect her to say oh wow
— chloe (@theonbetrayjoy) April 13, 2015
Gilly, it’s freezing. Cover your baby’s feet.
— Melisandre of Asshai (@TheRedWoman) April 13, 2015
Damnit! Put some socks on that baby! It’s fucking freezing! #GameofThrones #TheWall
— Juliet Lopez (@lopezjuliet) April 13, 2015
Ser Aliser Thorne meanders by with his pet Slynt in tow…
Alliser Thorne’s fivehead is a gentle reprieve in this dark show. #TheWarsToCome
— Danielle Bates (@duckandcover) April 13, 2015
Alliser Thorne is back to being a grumpy uncle lol. #GoT #GameofThrones
— Fe Risty (@feristy) April 13, 2015
I don’t know about you, but I like to boo every time Janos Slynt comes on the screen. #GameOfThrones
— Heather Foley (@HotelFoxtrot) April 13, 2015
Me too! Weird.
So Jon is taken by Melisandre…
(Not in the way she might want…)
Melisandre and Jon. Yes, please. #GameOfThrones
— mW (@mW_) April 13, 2015
Not another redhead, Snow. Step away from the redhead. #GameOfThrones
— Ros (@GameOverRos) April 13, 2015
This bitch needs to stop touching my Jon Snow!! #GameofThrones
— mysha nefarious (@mnefariousl) April 13, 2015
Melisandre must be on a quest to have sex with all the bastards in Westeros #GameofThrones #TheWarsToCome
— Shelly (@TheLadyShelly) April 13, 2015
Still dead. Jon’s Jam afterward: ‘This Girl Is On Fire’ #GameofThrones #GameOfThronesSeason5
— Ygritte Snowsbane (@YgrittetheWild) April 13, 2015
Jon Snow’s hair game is on point #GameOfThrones
— Courtney (@CAK126) April 13, 2015
Clearly that is what enchanted her.
Jon’s face says “well, fuck. This redhead is crazier than the last one” #GameofThrones
— Javiera Gracia (@javitagracia) April 13, 2015
Why the fine ones crazy af #GameofThrones
— The❌God (@SXE_PMA) April 13, 2015
Oh Jon Snow… When the night is cold, I can warm you up. #gameofthrones
— Steph Saunders (@hereliesdobby) April 13, 2015
I need to figure out how to insert that Katniss “I VOLUNTEER!” gif.
GOT is unrealistic. Not because of the sight of dragons but because of the lack of women throwing themselves at Jon Snow. #GameOfThrones
— Latanya Rene (@SprinklesnBooze) April 13, 2015
Right?
But I mean, there aren’t that many women there. I guess Gilly could break Sam’s heart. Selyse would want some of that Snowy goodness too, probably. Shireen? A bit young!
Anyway. We go up to the top o’ the Wall…
WTF! I don’t remember Stanis at the wall. this is y u can’t make us wait so long between seasons. It f&cks with our memories #GameofThrones
— CR Queen (@kjramirezz) April 13, 2015
I feel like… you kind of didn’t watch any of last season’s finale.
Stannis is looking hella fine. #GameOfThrones
— Cersei Lannisbae (@motelsonthemoon) April 13, 2015
King Stannis is on screen. ::yawns:: #DemThrones #BlerdsWatch #GameOfThrones
— BlackGirlNerds (@BlackGirlNerds) April 13, 2015
JON KNEELING BEFORE STANNIS OH MY YES
— princess harley (@carlgrimed) April 13, 2015
Stannis x Jon, my OTP #GameofThrones
— David H. (@Sir_Davidio) April 13, 2015
You have a new OTP every week!
Sometimes three!
What even is Ser Davos’ face. #GameofThrones
— •Selena• (@SpoonfulsofBway) April 13, 2015
Right?
And this is why Stanis is always a threat. He doesn’t care who fights as long as they fight for him. #GameofThrones #DemThrones
— Ian Freeman (@ILFREEMAN) April 13, 2015
people who hate stannis hate justice and mercy
— clegane (@bernthaI) April 13, 2015
DONT TALK ABOUT ROBB DONT TALK ABOUT ROBB DONT TALK ABOUT ROBB DONT TALK ABOUT ROBB DONT TALK ABOUT ROBB DONT TALK ABOUT ROBB DONT TALK ABOU
— nadine cross (@shanewalshy) April 13, 2015
Right in the heart!
We swing over to the Eyrie(ish), and catch up with Sansa, Baelish, and Bronze Yohn!
Sansa Stark looks badass as hell. @GameOfThrones
— Marie Claire (@marieclaire) April 13, 2015
Sansa’s new look is everything #BowDown #SansaForQueen
— Hannah (@feellikepdiddy) April 13, 2015
Sansa is all dressed up and has nowhere to go. #GameOfThrones
— Melissa (@MadMakNY) April 13, 2015
you can tell Sansa is a mutant because she’s a Stark and she’s still alive
— Ser Pounce (@Ser_Pounce) January 23, 2015
I see what you did there.
Season 5: Everyone except Littlefinger is in a bad mood. #GameOfThrones
— Sarah Walsh (@BigDamnHerosSir) April 13, 2015
Sansa stays looking miserable. #GameofThrones
— That ADHD Show (@ThatADHDShow) April 13, 2015
Sansa going dark this season. #GameofThrones
— Travis Fedschun (@travfed) April 13, 2015
Sansa looks bored as shit. #GameOfThrones
— Michelle Herr (@mherr1979) April 13, 2015
And we also have… Brave Young Robin!
(Bravely ran away-away!)
CAN ROBERT ARRYN DIE YET oop @ me wishing death on a child
— clegane (@bernthaI) April 13, 2015
hahaha they teaching this simp to fight? #GameOfThrones #DemThrones
— @gjb512 (@gjb512) April 13, 2015
Oh sweet robin you little bitch
— princess harley (@carlgrimed) April 13, 2015
None of these boys can keep their, um, shields up tonight. #GameofThrones #TheWarsToCome #oohparallels
— Michal (@inkasrain) April 13, 2015
Michal!
#GameofThrones “He swings a sword like a girl with palsy…” I’m SO using that.
— Nicole Bennett (@910nikkimo) April 13, 2015
That line was very popular.
All little Lord Arryn needs is some breastmilk…. He’ll be alright again. #DemThrones #GameofThrones
— GeekMundo (@GeekMundoNet) April 13, 2015
SweetRobin has to be Littlefinger’s kid. Either that or PeeWee Herman’s. #GameofThrones
— Ser Friendzone (@stavross29) April 13, 2015
Robin Arryn. Tittyboi. Need I say more? #GameofThrones #GameATrones #DemThrones
— TheLightestRedguard (@ThatDangKitty) April 13, 2015
Meanwhile, somewhere near the Eyrie…
BRIENNE-DRICK! #RoadTripping
— Hannah (@feellikepdiddy) April 13, 2015
This is actually my boss Sandrine’s OTP. But she calls it “Brodrick.”
There is NO sane person within the Seven Kingdoms. Brienne is the closest, bless her heart. #GameofThrones #DemThrones
— Tiffany M. Davis (@Tiffscribes) April 13, 2015
Podrick. The man. The myth. The legend. #GameofThrones
— Tia Daniels (@baeruth_) April 13, 2015
Pod is a beautiful, sweet child too sweet for this world. #GameofThrones
— David H. (@Sir_Davidio) April 13, 2015
@Daniel_Portman is like the Neville Longbottom of Westeros. He just gets hotter every season
— Hannah (@feellikepdiddy) April 13, 2015
I can’t look at Pod without remembering that he has a dragon in his pants… #DemThrones #GameofThrones
— GeekMundo (@GeekMundoNet) April 13, 2015
Lmao Sansa riding right past Brienne it’s beautiful #GameofThrones
— David H. (@Sir_Davidio) April 13, 2015
Little Finger And Sansa tryna be a power couple #GameOfThrones
— Rho’s Anatomy (@emma_fRhost2) April 13, 2015
Yes, Littlefinger. I know what happens to people that ‘disappoint’ you. #GameOfThrones
— Ros (@GameOverRos) April 13, 2015
You would know.
#GameofThrones Little finger is still creepy and that old man creepy pedophile way
— Damacia Johnson (@skylerzane) April 13, 2015
Gothic Sansa is my everything. Her cape dress is the best thing yet. #GameofThrones
— Tierney Fowler (@TierneyFowler) April 13, 2015
Where’s Bran? #DemThrones #BlerdsWatch #GameOfThrones
— BlackGirlNerds (@BlackGirlNerds) April 13, 2015
Have a better chance finding Waldo than Bran this season…
Back at Kings Landing, Cersei was finally gracious enough to let other people into Tywin’s funeral.
Loras x Tywin, my new OTP #GameofThrones
— David H. (@Sir_Davidio) April 13, 2015
STAHP!
Alcohol poisoning RT @applejuicejay08: I’m gonna drink when Tyrion and Cersei drink. #GameofThrones
— Baénerys Targaryen (@AKApella_Angel) April 13, 2015
Cersei drinking. Never make that a drinking game, folks. #GameofThrones
— Big White Ball (@bigwhiteball) April 13, 2015
Honestly, Kevan is the only redeemable Lannister. #GameOfThrones
— mW (@mW_) April 13, 2015
NOT NOW, MACE. #TheWarsToCome
— Danielle Bates (@duckandcover) April 13, 2015
NOT NOW, MACE!
Seriously, why was that the only “Not Now Mace” I saw? This is me judging you, fandom.
Danielle, you get an apple.
Margaery is running that SMOOTH flirty game on Tommen! #GameofThrones
— Baenerys Targaryen (@JamelleMyBelle) April 13, 2015
Laura needs to stop with her attraction to Tommen.. That is a CHILD #GameofThrones
— Toni-ann (@tonianncanovaaa) April 13, 2015
Dammit, Laura!
We get a very popular re-introduction of someone we haven’t seen since season 2!
LANCEL IS BACK FLOP FUCKING LANNISTER IS BACK #GameofThrones
— Starkalypse (@starkalypse) April 13, 2015
LANCEL!? dude bulked up
— Eli K (@GoodGuyEli) April 13, 2015
Legit did not recognize Lancel Lannister. Thought it was another recast until he started speaking. #GameofThrones pic.twitter.com/bmJ6uTPcPm
— iLeadfarmer (@iLEADFARMER) April 13, 2015
Holy crap, is that the same actor?! #GameofThrones
— Cathy Cardinal (@CathyCardinal) April 13, 2015
Oh shit! Lancel with short hair is seriously hot! #missedyouBAE #GameofThrones #TheWarsToCome
— Rebecca Diane (@becca_diane11) April 13, 2015
well hay lancel #GameofThrones
— Stacy! (@amarettosaurus) April 13, 2015
Lancel got himself a haircut! And he’s looking good. Except he’s wearing a burlap sack. What? #GameOfThrones
— Melissa (@MadMakNY) April 13, 2015
I would convert if they sent Lancel Lannister to me. #TheWarsToCome
— Danielle Bates (@duckandcover) April 13, 2015
Is that Lancel as a sparrow? Interesting twist… #GameofThrones
— Filippellius (@Filippellius) April 13, 2015
Lancel out here born again or a Scientologist. #DemThrones #BlerdsWatch
— Red Gawd on Fleek (@ShantaFabulous) April 13, 2015
LANCEL, BOO, FIND A LIFE COACH IMMEDIATELY. Kevan, welcome back. #GameofThrones
— Kayla (@Mahbu335) April 13, 2015
Lancel is an Emo now. #GameofThrones
— Anna Blackwell (@AnnaH_Blackwell) April 13, 2015
HOLY SHIT LANCEL IS HOT NOW @_@ #GameOfThrones #MindFuck
— The Glitter Wizard (@AGlitterWizard) April 13, 2015
“Wine? I never made you give Robert wine. I don’t even drink wine. What is wine?” – Cersei Lannister #GameofThrones #TheWarsToCome
— Michal (@inkasrain) April 13, 2015
FYI, yes, I still weirdly love Lancel. @Eugene_Simon #GameofThrones
— Michal (@inkasrain) April 13, 2015
Later, in bed…
(No, it’s not Lancel!)
YEAH LORAS GET IT. #GameOfThrones
— Logan Green (@LoganJGreen) April 13, 2015
Hottie Will Tudor back on #GameofThrones!
— Brian (@PhillyGinger) April 13, 2015
YAAAAASSS loras tyrell and olyvar #sohot #GameofThrones
— Asha Sierra™ (@Ashh_Ketchum) April 13, 2015
renly’s ghost: hi loras: new phone who dis
— chloe (@theonbetrayjoy) April 13, 2015
LORAS STOP WHEN THE SUN HAS SET NO CANDLE CAN REPLACE IT
— princess harley (@carlgrimed) April 13, 2015
When the sun has set no candle can replace it except this fuckboy named Olyvar
— Stannis, Bitch (@StannisAF) April 13, 2015
in b4 the gaybusters show up #GameofThrones
— Tannhäuser (@Red_Blaster) April 13, 2015
REMEMBER WHEN LORAS LOVED RENLY? REMEMBER THAT? DO YOU EVEN CARE #GAMEOFTHRONES #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS http://t.co/tCD3AWXR3N
— AngryGoTFan (@AngryGoTFan) April 13, 2015
they just showed 2 guys bare asses : / #GameofThrones
— i’m ser pounce (@lovephoebecates) April 13, 2015
Our unofficial #GameofThrones #GoTAssWatch tally is at 2 man asses. #DemThrones
— GeekMundo (@GeekMundoNet) April 13, 2015
More to come!
But before long we get Margaery with the cockblock!
margaery doesn’t give a FUCK she will interrupt her own damn brother getting some a$$ in order to get fed i can respect that
— clegane (@bernthaI) April 13, 2015
Margery’s all “Damn. His man is finer than mine.” #GameofThrones
— T. Scott Braveboy (@TScottBrave) April 13, 2015
Margaery ran out of fucks last season I see #DemThrones #GameofThrones
— SydAleishaKeys (@xkoolxmonkyx) April 13, 2015
Margaery be like–either I get dinner, or we have a threesome. Which is it? #GameOfThronesS5 #GameofThrones #GoTS5
— Lisa Yancey (@aerynsunx) April 13, 2015
Margaery the only woman who got a brother who takes longer to get ready than her #GameofThrones
— #JeSuisBlackPeople (@_KingMalcolm) April 13, 2015
Back in Pentos, Tyrion is only a little bit more sober, and Varys is tryin’ to talk some sense!
Tyrion and Varys wearing the same clothes like they’re Dr. Evil and Mini-Me. #TheWarsToCome
— Danielle Bates (@duckandcover) April 13, 2015
Gentler than Stannis? Clearly Varys has never met Dany. #GameofThrones
— Michelle Herr (@mherr1979) April 13, 2015
Varys would be #Hillary2016 #GameofThrones
— Ryan Kangas (@kangasroo) April 13, 2015
for a moment I thought Varys was talking Tyrion into supporting Princess Kenny! #GameOfThronesSeason5 #Southpark
— iontrone (@iontrone) April 13, 2015
Man, Dany and Tyrion teaming up would be the best thing ever. #GameOfThrones
— Kat (@FiercelyNormal) April 13, 2015
“…meet Daenerys Targaryen…” just got a THRILL CHILL #GameofThrones
— Big White Ball (@bigwhiteball) April 13, 2015
Can’t wait!
(We’ll probably have to.)
Back in Meereen, Daario and Hizdahr return from their mission to Yunkai!
Yaaay, we retained the same Daario. #GameOfThrones
— Brienne of Tarth (@BeautyBrienne) April 13, 2015
It’s been 84 years and I still miss the first Daario
— princess harley (@carlgrimed) April 13, 2015
Selmy with that look saying “It’s the Mad King all over again”
— A (@AKA_Qthulhu) April 13, 2015
OMG DAARIO AND HIS CARVED… can’t believe they kept THAT part! Hahahahaha… #DemThrones #GameOfThrones #GameOfThronesSeason5
— Liz (@LizStargaryen) April 13, 2015
“the asked for some concessions” “concessions?” “yes..,,,they craving popcorn and twizzlers”
— clegane (@bernthaI) April 13, 2015
take a shot every time Daenerys blinks. YOU’D NEVER DRINK! #GameofThrones
— Cersei Lannisbae (@motelsonthemoon) April 13, 2015
“I’m not a politician, I’m a queen.” DAMN RIGHT. #GameOfThrones
— Kim Dawson (@kdawson424) April 13, 2015
Later, we get Dany and Daario post-coitus…
Danny got her Dick LMFAOOOO #GameofThrones
— Cookie Targeryen (@CarmillaLusta) April 13, 2015
Wait, when did Dany start being open with her booty calls?
— A (@AKA_Qthulhu) April 13, 2015
It should be Ser Jorah Mormont in that bed with Dany. Just sayin. #DemThrones #BlerdsWatch #GameOfThrones
— BlackGirlNerds (@BlackGirlNerds) April 13, 2015
I wouldn’t mind cock fighting Daario #GameofThrones
— David H. (@Sir_Davidio) April 13, 2015
DavidioxDaario. My new OTP.
WHY IS SHE STILL SLEEPING WITH THIS DONUT ON LEGS?!? Dang…. I just miss Drogo… #GameofThrones
— NIA (@YuppThatsNi__) April 13, 2015
“10000 men and women screamed my name… and that was in bed! They applauded really hard when I fought though, too” #GameOfThrones
— Sarah Walsh (@BigDamnHerosSir) April 13, 2015
And… there might have been a butt.
dat ass tho #GameofThrones
— XX (@ohhoneyswift) April 13, 2015
Bless these butts #GameofThrones
— Robna (@robynlynnehenry) April 13, 2015
Daario Naharis!! HELLO!!!#GameofThrones Thank you for the view.
— Anjali B. (@abenawra) April 13, 2015
Oh Daario, I bet you’re very big… #GameofThrones
— K T (@unfalicious) April 13, 2015
I like tv Daario better than book Daario. #DemThrones #GameOfThrones
— The Ilmist (@TheIlmist) April 13, 2015
Whaaaaat? Better than THIS you mean…??
Madness.
So Dany takes Daario’s advice and goes to visit the kiddies…
YASSS, SET THOSE DRAGONS FREE!! #GameofThrones
— Spencer (@88suspence) April 13, 2015
We finally have dragon names!!!! Thank the seven and the old gods and the drowned god and R’hllor!!! #GameofThrones #WarIsComing
— Jenny Slife (@JennySlife87) April 13, 2015
HOLY SHIT THE DRAGONSSSSS!!!!! #GameofThrones
— Lidi Silva (@LidechsiSilva) April 13, 2015
UH DANY IS SPEAKING TO HER DRAGONS IN THE COMMON TONGUE? REALLY? #GAMEOFTHRONES #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS http://t.co/tCD3AWXR3N
— AngryGoTFan (@AngryGoTFan) April 13, 2015
KHALEESI BEWARE OF DRAGONS OMG #GameofThrones
— Tia Daniels (@baeruth_) April 13, 2015
Holy sh@t! Dragons got big! #GameofThrones
— Erin Carlton (@ebcarlton) April 13, 2015
And the Dragon Queen just shat her dragon print undies. #GameOfThrones
— Ros (@GameOverRos) April 13, 2015
They mad as shit!!! DUHHHHH!!!!! THE FUCK YOU THINK THIS WAS?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!? #GameofThrones
— They Call me Cam (@cam_diesel) April 13, 2015
Should have beat those dragons when they were kids. Now they don’t respect you. #DemThrones #BlerdsWatch #GameOfThrones
— BlackGirlNerds (@BlackGirlNerds) April 13, 2015
How To Chain Your Dragon #GameofThrones
— Ian L. (@i_am_scifi) April 13, 2015
Khaleesi a deadbeat mom #GameofThrones #GOT
— Jeff (@JeffJSays) April 13, 2015
And finally back at the Wall, Jon gets to have a one-on-one with Mance.
Seeing Ciarian Hinds on #GameofThrones reminds me how much I want everyone from Rome on this show. Especially Purefoy, Stevenson & McKidd.
— Jocelyn (@SouthernBelleVA) April 13, 2015
You mean Euron Greyjoy, Victarion Greyjoy, and Old Griff, respectively?
Because that can still happen.
Ish.
Did Mance ever win over the Cave People or do we still hate them? #GameOfThrones
— Brienne of Tarth (@BeautyBrienne) April 13, 2015
It’s 2015, we should have Black Walkers by now. #GameofThrones
— Drew Campbell (@DrewNot_Andrew) April 13, 2015
Beheading? Hanging? [Rubs hands together] Oh no, my dear Mance.
— Melisandre of Asshai (@TheRedWoman) April 13, 2015
UGH MANCE NO. #GameofThrones
— Rachel Vorona Cote (@RVoronaCote) April 13, 2015
“Bad way to die.” No fucking kidding! #GameofThrones
— Aurora Knightsblood (@ak_gossipghoul) April 13, 2015
Burning alive? NOPE. Take the deal, Mance! #DemThrones #GameOfThrones
— Christopher Clark (@solgrundy) April 13, 2015
Mance is awesome. Enough said. #GameofThrones
— Cersei the Fair (@NiceQueenCersei) April 13, 2015
“The freedom to make my own mistakes is all I ever wanted.” #GameofThrones
— George 2.0 (@twopointoh) April 13, 2015
Great line.
So Mance is brought before Stannis…
DEAD MANCE WALKING #TheWarsToCome
— Danielle Bates (@duckandcover) April 13, 2015
Will he kneel?!
I’d bend the knee but not for the reasons Stannis intended. #GameofThrones
— Cersei Lannisbae (@motelsonthemoon) April 13, 2015
I WILL KNEEL BEFORE STANNIS IF U KNOW WHAT I MEAN AYYY LMAO
— clegane (@bernthaI) April 13, 2015
Ayyy.
But Mance, Mance does not kneel. Jon can only watch.
God Jon Snow could look at me and my clothes would simply disappear into nothingness #gameofthrones
— Steph Saunders (@hereliesdobby) April 13, 2015
I don’t think that would help Mance right now, Steph!
Melisandre speaks her speak and lights the bonfire. (Was kind of expecting at least one “The Night is Dark and Full of Terrors.” Kind of the Essosi equivalent of the Hail Mary.)
That’s a total copout. Surely if she can birth an unholy demon baby she can shoot fire out of her tits or something. #GameofThrones
— ReedusOwnsMe (@ReedusOwnsMe) April 13, 2015
“I AM KIDDING GUYS LET ME DOWN.” #GameofThrones
— Cersei Lannisbae (@motelsonthemoon) April 13, 2015
SHIT IS SO DAMN LIT. #GameofThrones
— Bob, from Marketing (@QUEcified) April 13, 2015
“Please. Someone. Clear my splinternet history” – Mance #GameofThrones
— Matt Fowler (@TheMattFowler) April 13, 2015
Who brought the marshmallows? We’ll make free folk s’mores! #GameofThrones
— Whit (@Whitless256) April 13, 2015
INHALE THE SMOKE, DUDE. #GameofThrones
— Michelle Herr (@mherr1979) April 13, 2015
That’s actually excellent advice for someone about to be burned to death! I mean, when “Stop, drop, and roll” isn’t an option. Nerds! Take note!
What kind of fucking parents make their kid watch some dude get burned alive #Westeroslyfe #GameofThrones
— Starkalypse (@starkalypse) April 13, 2015
The STANNIS kind!
Go save him JON!!! #GameofThrones
— InAWhisper (@whisperandmoan) April 13, 2015
We-ell, not quite…
JON SNOW SAID YOU CAN ALSO GO FUCK YOURSELF, STANNIS! AND HE SAID IT WITH AN ARROW. #GameOfThrones
— Sarah Walsh (@BigDamnHerosSir) April 13, 2015
Mercy kill. Good on you, Snow. #GameofThrones
— Level 30-Something (@TimAintCool) April 13, 2015
Jon!!!!!!!!!!! #DemThrones #GameOfThrones
— Creole Dollar (@nicju) April 13, 2015
Oh Jon Snow. I love you. #GameofThrones
— Carrie Ann Ryan (@CarrieAnnRyan) April 13, 2015
JON MUTHAFUCKING SNOW. #GameOfThrones
— Melissa (@MadMakNY) April 13, 2015
Jon snow just like his dad #GameofThrones
— HowBoutThemCowboys (@ohmygeooo) April 13, 2015
Good shot you bastard #GameOfThrones
— Stefan Urquelle (@bruiser_ham) April 13, 2015
And Jon Snow … damned impressive. This is going to be Kit Harington’s season. #GameofThrones #TheWarsToCome
— Jared Kozal (@jkozal) April 13, 2015
Jon Snow was trending for just a bit. That was nice to see. Good on Kit. He completely took over last season episode 9 and hasn’t looked back. Lot of Ned Stark in that character.
Things Jon Snow Knows: Anatomy #GameofThrones
— Ian Menard (@IanMenard) April 13, 2015
Anatomy and the Lord’s Kis—oh, well, I guess that… counts as anatomy…
And just like that it was over–for Mance AND for us!
Seven Hells, that final scene was difficult to watch. Mance was so proud, yet so scared. #GameOfThrones
— Ros (@GameOverRos) April 13, 2015
That’s why you hire a Ciarán Hinds. Dude sold it.
Me perdí el primer capitulo de GOT #GameofThrones……….. pic.twitter.com/me0FBMmr9y
— Lucas. (@Decime_Lukas) April 13, 2015
No Arya, you assholes?? #GameofThrones
— Shannon (@rivercityreadin) April 13, 2015
No Arya!
Speaking of Arya, previews for next week show us some interesting stuff…
#gameofthrones pic.twitter.com/120q1IrqMd
— VirgiNUPA (@virginupa) April 13, 2015
I’m excited for the House of Black and White in this season of #GameofThrones, and I have no idea what it is. It looks interesting, tho
— They Call me Cam (@cam_diesel) April 13, 2015
SAND SNAKES NEXT EPISODE. SAND SNAKES. SAND SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKES. *DRAGON ROAR* #TheWarsToCome
— Danielle Bates (@duckandcover) April 13, 2015
DORNE. *throws everything off all the tables* #GameofThrones
— Big White Ball (@bigwhiteball) April 13, 2015
Stooooooked!
Overall thoughts?
That was a good premier episode #GameOfThronesSeason5 #GameofThrones
— Caleb King (@kingcaleb4) April 13, 2015
#GameofThrones is a show that has gotten better with each season. More brutal. More shocking. More powerful. Every season. @HBO
— Lawrence Pedrosa (@MiamiLawrence) April 13, 2015
Harpy masks, poop holes, Kevan!, names for the dragons, Lancels wiiiig, and Daario fondlings. Yes. Good. #got
— Rachel’ghul (@DarthRachel) April 13, 2015
Not gonna lie, I liked this episode. DONT HATE ME
— Cersei Lannisbae (@motelsonthemoon) April 13, 2015
I’m confiscating your snark card, Motels.
(I can’t say anything, really. Girl’s consistent. She might bend the knee to Stannis. But to Dany? Never.)
ugh the GOT episodes always fly by so quickly, it kills me. Love Grey Worm though, he may be my fave of the season #GameofThrones
— Mel (@melbottjer) April 13, 2015
I love Twitter during #GameofThrones Everyone pretending they haven’t read the books. It’s like Episcopalians with the Bible.
— ChurchSnob (@ChurchSnob) April 13, 2015
Just because 18 people didn’t die, does not make that a “light season opener”. So many feelings already. #GameofThrones
— a b y (@abzfish) April 13, 2015
Lets take a moment for the fine ass unsullied that we got to lust over for every bit of 4 mins. #RIPUnsulliedBae @BlackGirlNerds #DemThrones
— Author Skyy (@simplyskyy) April 13, 2015
I thought the White Rat scene was handled very well too. Heartbreaking #GameofThrones
— Samantha (@SamDianeK) April 13, 2015
Agreed! Loved that scene.
Butts were discussed. Man-butts.
Really enjoyed all the male full-backals this evening on #TheWarsToCome work that ass boys!
— Emi (@undercover_emi) April 13, 2015
More male nudity in a mainstream show is a bit different #GameofThrones
— Dawan Robinson (@DawanARobinson) April 13, 2015
Very little sex in tonights episode of #GameofThrones just some gay kissing and a dude paying a whore to cuddle with him #got
— BITTER BEAN (@Hanzi83) April 13, 2015
#GameofThrones has so many male buttcheeks to display before they get NEAR the boobcount, I don’t even know why this is a conversation.
— Michal (@inkasrain) April 13, 2015
Three nude men in one episode? Trying to make up for 4 seasons, #GameofThrones? #GameOfThronesS5 #GoTS5
— Lisa Yancey (@aerynsunx) April 13, 2015
The naked man ass ratio tonight is getting bothersome. #GameOfThrones
— Lucious Llama (@Cybersoulja) April 13, 2015
Lots of Men’s butts. Not complaining. #EqualNudity #GameofThrones
— Belèn Ariana (@Belen_Ariana) April 13, 2015
THIS IS THE FIRST EP OF #GameofThrones THAT WEVE SEEN MORE MALE ASS THAN BOOBS. R’HLLOR HEARD MY PRAYERS.
— Shelly (@TheLadyShelly) April 13, 2015
Lmao at men disturbed by 3 naked male asses in this episode my sweet summer children
— Lem Donaghy (@Lem889) April 13, 2015
I just cannot at the gay panic heterosexual men feel at the sight of two dudes naked together. Like, get the fuck over it. #GameofThrones
— rachel (@rach_eva) April 13, 2015
#Buttgate became #Peengate…
Still not enough male full frontals on #GameofThrones
— Sadie Gilbert (@SadieSarahMarie) April 13, 2015
So we get full frontal female but all the men’s junk are hidden by sheets, shadows, and shelves? #nudityandequalityforall #GameofThrones
— Osha (@OshaTheWildling) April 13, 2015
Can we just see some peen? Is that really too much to ask? #GameOfThrones
— Sarah Walsh (@BigDamnHerosSir) April 13, 2015
How come there’s always tits and pussy, but never dick? Come on, #GameOfThrones. How about some equal opportunity?
— Melissa (@MadMakNY) April 13, 2015
…and then Anna Kendrick tweeted this:
We could probably end this violent mayhem with one simple hashtag campaign. I give you:
#MichielHuismanPleaseSendAnnaKendrickADickPic
… No?
Waking Up Tomorrow Morning Like #MondayMornings #GameofThrones pic.twitter.com/DMFDf8UtlD
— Dominic White (@DdomM_DA_BbomM) April 13, 2015
Well, I spilled cheap wine on my beadspread but I’m young, broke and drunk so I figured something out. It’s #GameofThrones night, after all
— Bex (@bexseal) April 13, 2015
G’night, Bex!
Episode two is 5 days away! Get hip!
Thanks for the inclusion, Axey! I have been hungover for the past 36 hours. The things I do for…the starkalypse? Reexamining my life.
Oh my… someone needs to do some awesome .gif stuff with Robin’s fighting and Brave Sir Robin… so good
And the butt to boob ratio was GLORIOUS!
AY. My boobs are FANTASTIC.
No matter what happens, I would die happy if I never had to see the phrase “DemThrones” ever again.
Aww Pop Asha and Nuncle Euron got featured. Haha. Thanks!
I approve of this delivery of ridiculous crap.
(There may have been more screentime devoted to manbutts, but there were technically three of them, and three pairs of boobs in that brothel.)
Oh my, I love you Axey, I laughed so much at this <3
I can’t even express how much I love this, thank you Axey! <3
The flashback tweets are my favorite. So good the Twitter post is back!
Hilarious as always!
Will we be getting a Ciaran Hinds Curtain Call?
The random mentions of Gilly’s baby made me realize that that baby poses unique challenges as far as the passage of time go. He still looks like, well, a baby, even though he was born in early season 3. Ergo, not more than a few months can have passed.
great to have this back, the best load of ridiculous crap ever.
Thankyou! I was staring at her the whole movie going ‘what do I know her from???’. I am Dumb.
But at least I knew that wasn’t greyworm!
This was hilarious. Glad to see people’s humor are still around while watching such a dark show.
Loved all the tweets except for that AngryGoTFan person. Not funny, just fucking annoying.
I have missed this.
All of my yes.
Great job as always, Axey! 🙂
Had alot of laughs..
Ah Axey – You are my springtime nerd hero!
Thanks.
As fun and funny as ever!!! 🙂
What does it mean anyway?
p.s. I’m not a native speaker
This is cool, but you know what WotW really needs? A collection of .gifs so we can endlessly re-watch all the best 3-second clips of the episode all choppy and without sound.
You’re the best AXC baby. So, so glad I found you all over here at WotW!
That old site now sucketh majorly.
Absolutely brilliant and hilarious read as always Axey. Accept no imitations people!!
Chris,
Does this suffice? http://watcherswall.tumblr.com/
“I feel like… you kind of didn’t watch any of last season’s finale.”
That was great. Thanks again for including me! I feel so special, like I’ve gotta keep up my tweet game. See ya next week!
@7373tinkerbell
king Stannis,
Another season, another person comparing about Angrygotfan tweets. #NOONEUNDERSTAAAANDS
Thank you for creating this for another season! I look forward to these every week!
Seven Hells, I think I’ve missed Axechucker’s Twitter posts almost as much as I’ve missed Game of Thrones itself. Cheers to their return! And thank you once again for including one of my tweets in the recap!
Anna Kendrick’s Twitter account is superb.
Seriously…there is a Euron Funko figure? I need one.
Also, thanks for the reminder of Daario with the blue beard. Oh what could have been! 😉
+1!!
I crack up every time. Now that I’ve read all of these, I must go back and re-watch with all the comments in my head. It’ll be like having all of the Twitterverse in my family room!
Axey and Crew, absolutely FABULOUS job, as usual. 😉 Can’t wait for next week and the commentary on the Sand Snakes.
BeautyBrinne,
We need proof.
Life is good now that GoT is back. Good job Axey and look forward to the next ten weeks!
wizardeyes,
My word is proof.
Amazing as always, Axey. Thank you for using my tweets! I can’t begin to express how excited I am for these Twitter Recaps to be back. I love these just as much as the episodes!
THANK YOU!!!! Had to search all over the internet and find you guys after reading the awful “twitter recap” on the OTHER site. Never even knew about the schism until today, so glad I found you.
I can tell D&D were listening to all the ‘more male nudity’ comments last year :/
I am sooo glad i found this site! I didn’t know you guys moved. The recap at the other site was terrible! Thanks for another great one!
Thanks for all the great comments! It’s good to know most of the old fandom has moved on over to WotW.
This was sort of a trial-and-error inaugural post, as it was also the first time I experimented with embedding the actual tweets to the post rather than re-typing them by hand. It sort of worked and sort of didn’t. WordPress apparently stops embedding after x much data. (This is why some were embedded and some were in quotation columns.)
I also ran into a quaint little problem with Tweets that used emojis – they acted like miniature hand-grenades tossed into the text; WordPress didn’t know how to deal with emoticons it didn’t personally recognized, so any text below an emoji was simply wiped from the page. I lost approximately 9 pages of tweets I had collected after this fiasco, and was only able to re-type (by memory) maybe 4 pages of that.
So if you thought THIS was long…
Anywho, next week I’ll be attempting a different route using a different program (thanks, Dame Pasty!) so cross your fingers!
This stuff is always a blast.
I can’t believe my Mace Tyrell tweet was featured! (And I got an apple for it! <3) It's my absolute favorite quote from any season and applies to pretty much every scene he's in!
Also following you guys on Tumblr and throwing out some reblogs there. <3
huge understatement, they literally gathered like 8 tweets, 1 for each scene. complete joke. this right here is amazing to read
And on a completely unrelated note – Happy 18th birthday to Maisie Williams!
She’s come a long way since https://instagram.com/p/1e0z24HqrC/
And my transition is complete- the right articles by the right writers supported by the right community. So glad I found my way to the wall and took the black! My GoT week would not be complete without my Twitter recap!
Now THAT is a proper Twitter recap! Awesome stuff. Glad to have finally found you again. If it wasn’t for that crap recap over at WiC and wondering what the hell was going on. Thank goodness for a generous commenter, a mention of Watchers on the Wall and Google 🙂 I hope you guys will link to the FB recap as well this season. I enjoy these almost as much as the show itself 🙂
So glad you’re back with your Twitter recaps Axe!
Went to WiC for tweet recap. Weak. Here’s my axe chucker! Glad to find y’all again.
Perhaps in the future you can use stills from Stromae’s Carmen clip (your bird on top made me think of it): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKftOH54iNU
(the irony of this proposal is not lost on me)
oh god, thank you very much for this! i thought we’ve lost these recaps forever after i saw the pathetic rip-off on.. you know, the other place.
Awww, how cute! Happy birthday Maisie!
I swear they’re throwing in nods to Holy Grail now just for the hell of it.
Thanks for all your hard work on this, Axey! Best recap of the week!
mjoed,
I knew the other site would rip off the Twitter reaction post. Looks like Sue was correct though and they were not talented enough to pull it off. Bunch of hacks back there
wizardeyes,
Google.
My ass-kissing paid off! Thanks for featuring me, Axey. I really mean it when I say this is the second favourite part of my Throner week. After the episode, naturally.
These are always a great read! Thanks for including me in the recap!
I love you Axey…. these things are the best.
Axey’s recaps are the best. I’m glad to see his Twitter recap bring even more people back home to us. Keep spreading the word about WotW, that features like the Twitter recap are over here now! Thanks to everyone who has been helping out in that regard. The more the merrier. 🙂
I always love these! But I had to try three mobile browsers to get this page to render. Any way you could make it easier to load?
I loved reading all of these twats/tweets/whatever…. I don’t do Twitter and I think I would be so far behind if I did. It seems that people are tweeting as they are watching. Makes the comments more clever than having to do it in hindsight.
Axe, you are a riot!!
I guess one needs a phone to use Twitter…..no can do with my Model T cell phone. But I will enjoy this recap every week now.
Keep on Twatting!!
Thanks for including me! 😀 Love your site!
Axey, LOVE you! And am I the only one who loves ANGRYGOTFAN, too?
xo
http://captainofalltheships.tumblr.com/post/116399443472/chrys-watches-got-s-05-ep-01 Really run parody
Roberta Baratheon,
I love him/her/it too! Don’t care what anyone says.
Yeah, this thread takes a few minutes to load for me, which is definitely not the case for any other website I go to. In fact, as I’m typing this, my screen keeps “blinking/refreshing/something”. Regardless, it’s too bad, because this thread is hilarious and awesome!
The Euron pop toy is actually a custom I made. It’s Jack Sparrow’s body painted with the wine glass added and Ciel from Black Butler’s head with an added beard and blue lips.
This was great, thanks as always Axe!
Ashara D,
Sand Snakes sure to set it off!
STOKED!!!
Faceless Frey,
Nice work!
This page crashed my browser badly 3 times on one of my devices. The countdown widget and the Twitter feed take forever to load on some devices, but I can block the Twitter feed. I liked the site better stripped down. I suspect all of the links in the post also caused it to hang. If Axe is only going to only use tweets as opposed to a mix of that and comments on open chat threads, I’m going to live tweet the
out of him the next 3 weeks without hashtags!
uh i’m so glad to found this, the twitter recap is the best thing ever that i’ve waited beside GOT itself
thank you Axey for doing this, now i won’t visit “the other site” again, WotW is my main news source for GOT right now
Awesome as always, keep it up!