Tweets of my Twits

twitter-bird-300x300IT’S TWITTER TIIIIIIIME!

Rejoice! As Imogen might gleefully howl, DADA-OOOOooooo…!

This one wasn’t quite as stressful as last week’s Twitter post, thank R’hllor. My old heart wouldn’t’a been able to take it.

This one was still fun though. No one got BANNED (#BANNED), but some of you suckers came close.

The hashtags are, as always, #GoTs6 (WHICH I CHECK FIRST, HINT HINT), #GameOfThrones, #DemThrones, and #ThronesYall, as well as the episode-specific #BloodOfMyBlood.

The DIRECT LINK TO THE SLIDESHOW THINGIE WHATSIS IS RIGHT HERE!

Or, you know, just do it the normal scrolling way.

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See you next week, you raging Throners!

Axechucker

48 Comments

  1. lol Tyrrell’s chips always remind me of got!
    Made with best potatoes of the Reach…

  2. I think my favorite tweet this week was from Nikolaj: he played the Who Are You In GoT and the answer was Brienne.

  3. I don’t think I really noticed until my third viewing that Mace had a squire leading his horse the whole time like he was in a carnival kiddy pony ride pen.

  4. This was the funniest recap all season! I am crying over here!
    My favorites:
    @TheLadyShelly “Look at poor Gilly trying to use her Dinglehopper”
    And from the master himself @Axechucker: “All appeared to be lost, when suddenly the animator suffered a fatal heart atta–”
    #Always

  5. Technically we got to see King Aerys get killed by the Kingslayer… so there is your death!

  6. Axey, I love you! Thank you for compliling these for us! This has made me laugh all afternoon at work–on “Month-End” “Crazy Level Stress” day, no less.

    I had a hundred and one jokes about Edmere/Black Jack/Tobias Menzies is in too many shows I love. I think I’m the only one who watches both GoT and Outlander. And I’m the only one who sees this poor actor and says, “Beat Black Jack!! Get him Filtch! Feed him to your cat!. . . oh, wait. . .wrong fandoms.”

    I’m a confused old lady. But, happy to see Hot Uncle Benjen and Dany riding Drogon. ๐Ÿ™‚

  7. Thank you so much for doing these! Always look forward to reading ?

    I know I can’t be the only one that heard Monty Python scenes in their head while Walder was talking to his two sons! They even have the right headgear ?

  8. my favs

    Marg convinced Tommen to be a superdelegate for Bernie holy shit!!!!!

    Ummm, no wonder they had to kill all the Direwolves.

  9. Danyara,

    I watch both shows and that was exactly my reaction. My mum didn’t recognise him at first because she has gotten used to his terrifying Black Jack Randall persona. She was like “who is this poor man?” xD

  10. I love reading these each week, they’re so entertaining and one of my tweets made it to the round up!! I can’t believe it…and it had to be the one I misspelled :/ (@eclectic_fanboy)

  11. Arg, I’ll have to finish reading these later but I just lol’d at work over a lot of these.
    Meera doing a year’s worth of cardio. And I’m totally on the Bran/Meera ship now too.

    I was so hyped over Coldhands/Benjen!! It makes me happy to see all the tweets stoked about it also.

  12. Thanks Axey! You are the best! I also enjoy your sleepy discussions with Sandrine! (since you were up all night doing the tweets!)

  13. Roberta Baratheon:
    Thanks Axey!You are the best!I also enjoy your sleepy discussions with Sandrine! (since you were up all night doing the tweets!)

    Yep, that’s my habit for ten weeks out of the year. I watch the episode, then chase tweets all night until like… noon the next day. Some people tweet so much they can have 10 pages of scrolling to get through just to find the beginning of their GoT tweets. Would be harder if I waited.

  14. Amazing as always, Fabio! You are the man ๐Ÿ™‚ And Cogs, I want you to write every, single, week :heart:

  15. Ravyn:
    I think my favorite tweet this week was from Nikolaj: he played the Who Are You In GoT and the answer was Brienne.

    Haha awesome!

    I think NCW ships it

    In an Q and A just before season started nik was asked “what advice do you have for Jaime?” and he answered “maybe rethink your relationship with your sister??”

    And when asked who he’d like Jaime to have scenes with in the future he says “Brienne / Gwen Christie”

  16. Massively appreciate you pulling this together, it’s very entertaining. I dread to think how long it takes…

  17. Once again, Axey – you rock!!!

    Favorite Tweets:

    From – MissMollyLvins:
    Danny goin’ all Oprah: you’re a BloodRider….and you’re a BloodRider….and your’re a BloodRider….Everybody’s a BloodRider.

    From – House of Black&White:
    Meera is the worst Uber ever.

    From – Gloomand Bloom:
    I’m sorry Sam but your brother’s a Keeper.

    Favorite bolded.

  18. Ah, it’s a happy Tuesday because the Tweet Review is in. These are my guaranteed-to-laugh-out-LOUD moments, and this was no exception. Thank you so much, Axey.

    Vegas showgirl on his head, indeed. Poor old Mace could probably use that. I tried to be cool, but I was hyped over Benjen, too. You guys were ranting about the rabbit’s blood, but Bran took it like it was no big thing. Gotta get Benjen some cream for his face, tho, his face is looking a little … pitted? Those dragonglass shards are a bitch.

    I don’t care if you guys weren’t pumped about seeing Dany on Drogon again, I was so happy. It has to be a combination of the sight of this tiny little girl on this big big lizard and that amazing music. It’s the music. Are they going to nominate Ramin Djawadi for an award THIS year? He’s needing some love, he deserves it, his music for this show is thrilling! that’s my humble opinion anyway

    Again, thanks Axey, I really do look forward to these.

  19. Nice recap once again! Here is recent interview with Jack Bender, who says next year will have 7 episodes. While that is consistent with some previous reports, i suspect we can take this as confirmed now. It might also indicate that there is a fair chance Bender is coming back next season…

  20. Axey, I love these posts – they’re the highlight of my week other than the episode itself!

    O/T

    Hairwatch part II: Kit Harington has shaved his beard off. What does it mean? Does the Red Woman once again take up a role as his personal groomer next season? Does Jon get sick of getting food stuck in his mo’? Does a future unknown love interest object to the beard burn when they kiss (up there or “down there”)? Has Spring arrived, thereby negating the need for a cosy face warmer?

    Or, ok, he probably just got fed up with it irl.

  21. I finally had a chance to read them all and I have to say I love GoT fans. Probably the funniest set of tweets yet! The Mace stuff killed me! XD The love for Sam, Gilly, and Benjen made me happy also. Next episode should be intense!

  22. Thronetender: I donโ€™t care if you guys werenโ€™t pumped about seeing Dany on Drogon again, I was so happy. It has to be a combination of the sight of this tiny little girl on this big big lizard and that amazing music. Itโ€™s the music. Are they going to nominate Ramin Djawadi for an award THIS year? Heโ€™s needing some love, he deserves it, his music for this show is thrilling! thatโ€™s my humble opinion anyway

    This x 100000000

  23. iridium,

    Haha all the reason that you mentioned are legit but there is still two months left until filming begins so I suppose it will grow again

  24. I love when @Whitless256 says, “Apparently this troupe only does death scenes.” I was thinking, Kind of like GoT itself. Tits and dragons. Fire and blood.

  25. Ginevra,

    I saw some say that the “troupe’ should be kept on just to do the previously on recap each week. That would be gold!

  26. redxgod,

    Agreed. I love the “meta” aspect (per Sean Collins’ review) that their troupe brings to the game….as well as a brilliant extension of the Mercy chapter from TWoW.

    Axey, another great set of chuckles. Thx! You’ve got this down to a science! It is an immensely creative community from which you tap.

  27. iridium,

    He shaved it all off even stache. Yet, his hair is still long-ish. Someone said that he starts filming that Life of Donovan movie (sorry I don’t remember the full title) next month and that has me wondering if he’s even in GOT next season. They do start filming in July too correct?

  28. Dee,

    I believe the play is only running another 2 or 3 weeks. Probably just wanted a change. Strangely he reminds me of Heath Ledger now.

  29. Thanks for doing us the solid leaving Angry GOT Fan’s tweets out of the recaps this year. As always though, great work, I look forward to it every Tuesday.

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