Dis part 2.
But you knew that.
Where were we?
Ah, yes. A cool, easy-breeze day just off the shore of Dragonstone….
Targ ships chillin’, black sails mellow in the low breeze…
Grey Worm and Missandei being all cute and cuddly…
Missandei and Grey Worm are so friggin adorable #GoT
— wynnter, the Night King Stan (@WynntersHeart) May 6, 2019
…looking lovingly at each other…
Ah shit Grey Worm's smiling. #GameOfThrones
— Not Bri. Just me. (@BeautyBrienne) May 6, 2019
This won’t end badly at all.
Meanwhile, below decks, Tyrion and Varys begin what seems a dangerous conversation…
And thus the plotting begins #GameOfThrones
— Jo Ludwigsen (@TotalAverageJo) May 6, 2019
Varys the true communist #GameofThrones
— Dredgen Frank, the Keeper of Order (@Red_Blaster) May 6, 2019
I'm not a Dany-stan, but I am increasingly perplexed why Tyrion and Jon make cases for the affirmative for Daenerys in ambiguities but not in the specifics. There really are concrete, real reasons to support Daenerys that are going badly unstated!
— BryndenBFish (@BryndenBFish) May 6, 2019
“maybe cersei will kill us all, that would solve our problems”
aka optimism
— nice face bones 🌸☁️ (@eboldy) May 6, 2019
The dragons lazily float through the sky… doo dee doo….
Pretty!
Look how happy… oh no… oh my fucking Seven… Rhaegal… #GoT #MargiesShelf
— That Shelf (@ThatShelf) May 6, 2019
WELP!
Oh geez,that sudden cut in the score when Rhaegal got hit was really f*cking funny, I'm sorry, don't @ me. #GameOfThrones
— Geoffery Crescent (@Lady_Geoffery) May 6, 2019
NO!!!!!!! #GameofThrones #DemThrones #ThronesYall
— Akash Gay Saran (@AkashSmarts) May 6, 2019
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! 😱😱😱🐉 #GameOfThrones
— Paloma Crankypants (@PaleGirlSquad) May 6, 2019
NOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO #GameofThrones
— Kate and Newt (@GusAndLeo) May 6, 2019
SCREEEEAAAMMSSSS!!!!! OH MY GOD!!! NOOOOOOOO!!
RHAEGAAAAL!!
SHIT! SHIT! SHIT! WTF?!? #GameOfThrones #GOTS8 #GOTS8E4
— Nymeria, Queen of Wolves (@aerynsunx) May 6, 2019
WHAT WHAT WHAT JKKDGXDFHKNVCXZZXXXXSSSS #GameOfThrones
— Mandy Blizzardborn (@LadyMandyisms) May 7, 2019
Omg!!!! nooooo!!!!!!!! #GoT
— S (@SRoit) May 6, 2019
I DIDN'T MEAN IT WHEN I SAID I WANTED SCORPION VS DRAGON. #GameofThrones #GoTs8
— HAVING PETS IS A BIG RESPONSIBILITY (@you_there_boy) May 6, 2019
YES YOU DID THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT
NO NO NO WHAT THE FUCK THEY KILLED RHAEGAL #GameofThrones
— Camila Beltrão (@CamilaBeltrao) May 6, 2019
LEAVE THE DRAGONS ALONE DAN AND DAVE!!! #GoT #MargiesShelf #TheLastoftheStarks pic.twitter.com/35CPrOjbf1
— Never Forget Your Queen (@Margaery_Tyrell) May 6, 2019
I'm sending HBO all of my therapy and cardiology bills.
— Spider Jerusalem's Flithy Assistant (@undercover_emi) May 6, 2019
okay yall can REALLY afford elephants now #gots8
— meera reed is lightbringer change my mind (@liesandarbor) May 6, 2019
I’m not even gonna lie, I giggled.
This is what you get for coming in unprepared. That poor dragon was already wounded you silly bugger and now you've abandoned your loyal people. Bad day? Well, its worse now. #GameofThrones #GoTS8 #GoTAtlantic
— Cersei I. #WHEREAREMYELEPHANTS? #Sansa4NorthQueen (@NiceQueenCersei) May 6, 2019
So who’s the culprit? The li’l stinker?? SURPRISE, IT’S UNCLE EURON!
Oh SHIT they upgraded the scorpion #DemThrones
— They Call me Cam (@cam_diesel) May 6, 2019
If Euron succeeds at anything, fuck this show. I'll burn all my discs of this series. HE IS THE WORST. #GameOfThrones
— mW (@mW_) May 6, 2019
What PHEMONENAL aim to shoot AROUND FUCKING DRAGONSTONE #GameofThrones
— Starkalypse (@starkalypse) May 6, 2019
DOES NOBODY HAVE FUCKING SPIES #GoT
— Jillybean (@JillybeanButtle) May 6, 2019
Only Euron, apparently.
Theon Greyjoy was right. Greyjoys are good at archery.
— Orcs Love Winterfell (@WinterfellOrcs) May 6, 2019
I'm so confused. Why didn't Dany DRACARYS them all?! Like where is the FIRE and BLOOD? #GameOfThrones #GoTS8
— Alfie Allen Emmy Season (@TheLadyShelly) May 6, 2019
I mean, probably something to do with the twenty or so scorpions planted on the decks of those twenty or so ships poised to knock that bich out of the sky?
Or in Dungeons & Dragons terms, a dragon’s breath weapon is a cone 90′ x 60′, while a mounted scorpion has a range of over 400′.
Give or take a few feet.
And for our daily sports take:
The dragons blew a 3-0 lead https://t.co/C1lAFewjs1
— Säm Bück (@stavross29) May 6, 2019
Who the fuck decides to sail back to an unattended island to serve as a base in a war after leaving it knowingly unattended by your enemies in the hopes no traps have been set up for you?
— Catháir 🇳🇱🇦🇹 (@Cathair96) May 6, 2019
Who indeed.
Thank god Dany and Drogon know how to zigzag.
— Sam the (most valuable) Player (@kinda_cool) May 6, 2019
Is Rhaegal about to be reanimated by the drowned god? #GameOfThrones
— Lyanna Targaryen (@LyannaTargaryen) May 6, 2019
That would be kinda cool.
The kraken-scorpions (skorpions?) are then trained on the ships….
TYRION had a close encounter with a mast that lovingly echoed his encounter with a warhammer in season 1.
Tyrion has survived more battles than anyone by getting knocked the fuck out #GoT
— wynnter, the Night King Stan (@WynntersHeart) May 6, 2019
Yes.
So the ships got rocked. Apparently shredded the entire fleet with machine-gun-esque harpoons?
That Qyburn has been a busy boy! (Qyburn: also a li’l stinker.)
“Missandei!” – Grey Worm #GoTAtlantic #GameOfThrones pic.twitter.com/i9QfIrfEuM
— The Night King (@WightsKing) May 6, 2019
In KINGS LANDING, celebrating this momentous and unprecedented victory, Cersei and Euron share some wine and some… uh… I guess their version of pillow talk?
“She’s coming for you” – Euron Greyjoy #GoTAtlantic #GameOfThrones pic.twitter.com/j06moQo11S
— The Night King (@WightsKing) May 6, 2019
“The lion shall rule the land the kraken shall rule the sea… and our child shall one day rule them all.”
Will it, Cersei? Will it?
And bruh. They got Missandei.
I. Fucking. Hate. Cersei. And. Euron. #GameOfThrones #TheLastOfTheStarks
— 🐉 Little Targaryen Fruit Dragon ⓥ 🐉 (@Phoenixs_Flame_) May 6, 2019
So on a suddenly secured DRAGONSTONE, our (non-captured) heroes lick their wounds and scheme and plot…
“This is a mistake.”
“Do not destroy the city you came to save” – Varys #GoTAtlantic #GameOfThrones pic.twitter.com/5Eee4LJK6T
— The Night King (@WightsKing) May 6, 2019
“I’m here to free the world from tyrants.”
“They should know who to blame when the sky falls down upon them.”
I feel like #Dany and #Jon could use #Littlefinger so badly right now. He would have known there were ships in the harbor with a big ole’ crossbow. #GamefThrones
— jilly (@_jilly) May 6, 2019
Or they could have listened to Sansa, waited to gather more troops… maybe…
Keeping your dragons is a priority. You’ve lost one already. Armor or scouts or something seems like an easy response to all that. Smdh.
— Lord Travis 🔱 🛡️ ⚔️ (@ser_travis) May 6, 2019
Yes, or that.
Later, Tyrion and Varys continue what would be a rather treasonous conversation.
But first some truths have to be aired.
SANSA YOU FUCKING LIAR YOU SWORE #GoT
— wynnter, the Night King Stan (@WynntersHeart) May 6, 2019
When your daughter couldn’t keep a secret for a day that you kept for 18 years until the day you died #GameofThrones #Got #GOTS8E4 #Sansa #JonSnow pic.twitter.com/f5ufpwJcpB
— Erik Santos (@erik16es) May 6, 2019
I’m gonna argue she could have kept it. Had she wanted to. This is a Baelish-level manipulation of information.
(See, we didn’t need Arya telling us Sansa is the smartest person she knows. They just needed to show us this!)
All this cock talk. Do we need a cock merchant? #gameofthrones #got8 #thelastofthestarks
— KellieisComing (@KellieIllichman) May 6, 2019
They were definitely making the argument he’s more likable. What with him being male and whatnot. (They were saying the quiet part out loud and everything.) #GameofThrones.) https://t.co/LoyUrdtUj8
— Haz (@HistoryofHaz) May 6, 2019
Littlefinger is in the the seventh hell looking at that Tyrion-Varys convo and smiling #GameofThrones
— Thiago Waldhelm (@thiagowaldhelm) May 6, 2019
All I'm hearing in this conversation between Tyrion and Varys is 'blah blah blah blah WE ARE FUCKED.'#GameofThrones
— Rosie of the North (@GameOverRos) May 6, 2019
varys is a two faced little bitch
— osha (@oshawildling) May 6, 2019
I stan Varys, who speaks for the smallfolk, who tries to protect the feudal contract that high lords and kings and queens sign with their gold and blood to the commoners!!! STAN VARYS!!!!! But also lol good luck with all that : ( #gots8
— meera reed is lightbringer change my mind (@liesandarbor) May 6, 2019
Yarp.
As fucked up as Varys's methods are, he really is the only one that has any common sense. #GameOfThrones #GoTs8
— Lauren (@pinklem73) May 6, 2019
Varys, you in danger girl…#GoT #GameOfThrones pic.twitter.com/IBU7gLyc4l
— Miamicita ✌🏽 (@miamisita) May 6, 2019
Varys’s actor is doing a fucking fantastic job and I love it so much #GameofThrones
— Dacey Mormont 🐻🐻🐻 (@TheBearHeir) May 6, 2019
He’s fated to die “in this land”, however, so I think we’re gonna witness it. And hey, if this is Conleth Hill’s send-off, good on him.
Back at WINTERFELL, Jaime sees Brienne speaking quietly with Sansa…
“I always wanted to be there when they executed your sister” – Sansa Stark #GoTAtlantic #GameOfThrones pic.twitter.com/uSQL1mI6FM
— The Night King (@WightsKing) May 6, 2019
Ah. And now it becomes clear. Sansa is seeing the same thing happen to Jon as happened to Ned.
The lone wolf dies…#GameofThrones
— Rosie of the North (@GameOverRos) May 6, 2019
Sansa is really the ruler who is a servant of her people rather than making everyone serve her. Sis is ALWAYS looking out for the North, her people and her home and asks for nothing in return… I love her. pic.twitter.com/gNiGkpQ1Jj
— I hate Jon Snow but I love him (@natalie_shumi) May 6, 2019
"I always wanted to be there when they execute your sister. Seems I won't get the chance."
Oh yeah. Sansa and Cersei will see each other again. #GoTs8 #GameofThrones
— Too School For Cool (@MadMakNY) May 6, 2019
She’ll need to have stolen a Littlefinger tardis, if that happens.
So later…
Ayyyy, Jaime and Brienne are still sharing a bed!
i don’t know how much time has passed during the duration of this episode, but i’d like to point out that jaime and brienne have been sleeping together the whole time. #gots8 pic.twitter.com/oRy7Tj024f
— erin – JAIME AND BRIENNE ARE CANON! (@SerJaimeOfTarth) May 6, 2019
Me, looking thoughtfully upon this slow tracking shot into Brienne in bed:
I wonder when headboards were invented.#GoT
— Official State Bird of Msaechubaets (@CaseuOiseau) May 6, 2019
I personally wondered if they’d damaged it.
But so much for distracting fantasies, because Jaime is leaving…!
Did Jaime just do a smash and dash? #Got #GameOfThrones
— Miamicita ✌🏽 (@miamisita) May 6, 2019
Brienne comes out to the Courtyard…
damn brienne, are you wearing gucci? #gots8 pic.twitter.com/yxFHLkUQNu
— erin – JAIME AND BRIENNE ARE CANON! (@SerJaimeOfTarth) May 6, 2019
Brienne: Stay with me!
Me: STAY WITH HER!!! #gameofthrones— Jenny Slife (@JennySlife87) May 6, 2019
You’re gonna do it aren’t you #gameofthrones
— it’s azor ahai, bitch (@harlotstarlet1) May 6, 2019
FUCK
— GOT S8: The Rise of Mace Tyrell (@duckandcover) May 6, 2019
WOW, JAIME.
that is SO RUDE #gameofthrones
— julie “chubby but effective“ (@heyjulieann) May 6, 2019
ALL THE MEN IN THIS SHOW ARE HOT GARBAGE EXCEPR MAYBE POD BUT IM NOT FULLY CONVINCED
— the real azor ahann (@feellikepdiddy) May 6, 2019
Wow, redemption arc out the window … so to speak #got
— stinkerbell (@7373tinkerbell) May 6, 2019
My girl Brienne outside in a housecoat. I hate dick. That's what dick does. It has you outside in the cold ass North in a housecoat asking a one handed dude where he's going.
— Auntie Rai of Castamere (@yay_itsrai) May 6, 2019
“Stay with me… please stay” – Brienne of Tarth #GoTAtlantic #GameOfThrones pic.twitter.com/2Lbxv8FP42
— The Night King (@WightsKing) May 6, 2019
BRIENNE OF FUCKING TARTH IS CRYING AND I AM NOT OK. #GameofThrones #GoTs8
— HAVING PETS IS A BIG RESPONSIBILITY (@you_there_boy) May 6, 2019
I cried ngl https://t.co/TPIKKSGqZP
— Dredgen Frank, the Keeper of Order (@Red_Blaster) May 6, 2019
BRIENNE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 #GameOfThrones #LiveTweet
— King Renly Baratheon 🦌 (@TheKingRenly) May 6, 2019
SER BRIENNE OF TARTH DESERVES BETTER #GameofThrones pic.twitter.com/jzyoQOmg3Y
— Sansa Stark 🔥❄️ (@TheLadySansa) May 6, 2019
Oh. pic.twitter.com/qJogneCFiz
— Sadie of Tarth (@waxedpaperdoor) May 6, 2019
Sadie is all of us.
Somebody wake Nikolaj up, I have questions. #GameofThrones
— Sadie of Tarth (@waxedpaperdoor) May 6, 2019
So did we all!
Dear Jaime Lannister I mean this from the bottom of my heart:
……
I’ve never liked you
— Clint of the Laughing Tree (@clintw) May 6, 2019
look I’m not convinced jaime is going back for cersei in the way y’all think
— nice face bones 🌸☁️ (@eboldy) May 6, 2019
Okay so everyone bitching about Jaime going back to Cersei after hearing what she'd done, I've got one word for you…
VALONQAR.#GameofThrones
— Kate and Newt (@GusAndLeo) May 6, 2019
Seriously. Come on, Throners. He’s totally going back to kill Cersei.
I think they TRIED to smoke-screen his intent enough. But they didn’t. Y’all need to read the room better. Yes, he still loves her. She’s his twin. He may even briefly tell himself he can talk this situation out. But the end result will be the same:
Cersei is not getting away from Jaime alive.
Jamie is going to kill her y’all don’t be fooled #GameofThrones
— Khal Swivel (@Bigswivel34) May 6, 2019
Jaime knew exactly what to say to make Brienne not follow him #GameofThrones
— Dacey Mormont 🐻🐻🐻 (@TheBearHeir) May 6, 2019
Tragically.
But did it work? I GUESS WE’LL SEE.
Outside the gates of KINGS LANDING…
Did it seem like winter had receded? Kings Landing seemed less wintry.
— Podcast Winterfell (@WinterfellPod) May 6, 2019
I guess they literally defeated winter!
(That’s gonna be hell on the ecosystem.)
Looks like there’s some kinda STANDOFF.
I DO NOT LIKE QHERE MISSANDEI IS #GoT
— Official State Bird of Msaechubaets (@CaseuOiseau) May 6, 2019
Wow they just so happened to find and capture the one person Dany cares about most besides Jon out of all those random people in the water?? Ooookay #GoTS8
— FPM (@FatPinkMast) May 6, 2019
I think she was the only one on the skiff, ya dick!
So, basically, while they were waiting on the Zombie Apocalypse to take everyone out, Cersei built 1290979434 giant ass crossbows. #GameofThrones #GoTs8
— HAVING PETS IS A BIG RESPONSIBILITY (@you_there_boy) May 6, 2019
Basically.
This is bad this is bad this is bad. #GameofThrones
— Kate and Newt (@GusAndLeo) May 6, 2019
The Mouth of Cersei #GameOfThrones pic.twitter.com/DV4FBU0cR1
— The Night King (@WightsKing) May 6, 2019
Qyburn and Tyrion meet at the 50 yard line for the ritual coin toss.
The two Hands are going to negotiate? This won't go well. #GameOfThrones
— Tara (@_Taradiddle_) May 6, 2019
Hyperventilating mode engaged #GameOfThrones
— Jo Ludwigsen (@TotalAverageJo) May 6, 2019
Qyburn has horcruxes. I’m saying this now #GameofThrones
— Dacey Mormont 🐻🐻🐻 (@TheBearHeir) May 6, 2019
Tyrion and Qyburn both wore the same brooch, unh I'm so embarrassed for them #GameOfThrones
— Geoffery Crescent (@Lady_Geoffery) May 6, 2019
Unconditional surrenders are bandied about, blah blah blah.
Tyrion finally had enough. He marched right up to the gates (that dude loves rolling the dice with Cersei’s wrath) and said his peace.
Oh, and he conveniently let the world know that he knows Cersei is pregnant.
How the fuck can a character be pregnant for this long and still not be showing? #GameofThrones
— Eddie Steak (@EddieSteak) May 6, 2019
Rare image of Euron trying to calculate how Tyrion knows Cersei’s pregnant when he’s just started sleeping with her pic.twitter.com/cA0kXV5m8G
— Mateen Farat (@mateenfarat) May 6, 2019
How many times must Cersei show them that she DGAF before they actually believe her? #DemThrones
— Jemele Hill (@jemelehill) May 6, 2019
Lena is so goddamn expressive. Every time she's onscreen you can see every emotion pass through her face. #GameofThrones #GoTS8
— Sansa Stark. (@LadyLemonCakes) May 6, 2019
Replace white walkers with Cersei, that’s a more satisfying end for me anyway
— ShakespeareofThrones (@shakesofthrones) May 6, 2019
#Missandei you have chains on your hands, jump on #Cersei and wrap them around her neck and take that bitch over the wall with you! Don’t make it so easy for her! #GamefThrones
— jilly (@_jilly) May 6, 2019
HER LAST WORDS: DRACARYS!
Dracarys 🔥🐉#GameofThrones #Missandei #GoTS8 pic.twitter.com/rz2xgGVNLt
— Missandei of Naath (@iMissandei_) May 6, 2019
Aka “Burn the bish” 😂🤣
— Nathalie Emmanuel (@missnemmanuel) May 6, 2019
Dracarys = avenge me my Queen #GameofThrones #FortheThrone
— Elizabeth Schuyler Hamilton (@BetseySHamilton) May 6, 2019
Missandei just told Danaerys to burn King's Landing right down to the fucking ground. And she will. Oh, she fucking will. #GameOfThrones #GOTS8 #WinterIsHere #GOTS8E4
— Nymeria, Queen of Wolves (@aerynsunx) May 6, 2019
Missandei's last words should be 19 variations of "Fuck ALL y'all." #GameOfThrones
— Not Bri. Just me. (@BeautyBrienne) May 6, 2019
So the Mountain did his Mountain thing.
And I mean… hey, as far as Gregor murders go, that was pretty painless. At least it looked quick!
MISSANDEI NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO #DemThrones
— They Call me Cam (@cam_diesel) May 6, 2019
Welp. Back to the familiar agony. 😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫
— Pedro Pascal (@PedroPascal1) May 6, 2019
Nathalie Emmanuel appreciation thread now pic.twitter.com/66lGSAcmkD
— Clint of the Laughing Tree (@clintw) May 6, 2019
The most beautiful woman on the show is now dead this is some bullshit
— Les Vegetables (@StannisAF) May 6, 2019
Grey Worm was um. Not happy.
Greyworm finna catch so many bodies next week. #DemThrones
— M’BlockU (@rodimusprime) May 6, 2019
— Tony (@TFPatron) May 7, 2019
NO
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I DON’T KNOW YOU BUT YOU’RE #BANNED
And Dany looks one step away from Burn Them All.
So, on a scale from one to @danygonebad , how shitty was your day?#GameOfThrones #DaenerysTargaryen
— Arya Stark 🐺 (@Arya_No1) May 6, 2019
My greatest fear. The realm needs stability, sanity, and prosperity. https://t.co/Uc3VLjY6Bl
— Lord Varys (@Varys_Whisperer) May 6, 2019
Dany is giving me Dark Knight Rises "live until you become the villain" realness #GameofThrones
— Starkalypse (@starkalypse) May 6, 2019
Her crazy is starting to show. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 #GameOfThrones
— Sassy Greyjoy 👹☠👿 (@Tlieso) May 6, 2019
emilia clarke’s acting this season has been so compelling i’m kind of excited to see how she plays this spiral 😬
— the real azor ahann (@feellikepdiddy) May 6, 2019
i never wanna see ANYONE on the timeline saying emilia clarke can't act after this season!!! EVERYONE SIT DOWN AND EAT YOUR GREEN BEANS AND SAY THANK YOU EMILIA CLARKE!!!! #GOTS8
— meera reed is lightbringer change my mind (@liesandarbor) May 6, 2019
Amen. Emmy for Emilia!
(Though we may see even better shit for her Emmy reel next episode.)
I’m so mad right now. Cersei I loved to hate you but you can choke. #GameOfThrones
— Jo Ludwigsen (@TotalAverageJo) May 6, 2019
Cersei isn’t as smart as she thinks she is, but she makes up for it with sheer cruelty. She DGAF, and that’s how she’s lasted so long.
— Naima Cochrane’s Burner Acct (@stillnaima) May 6, 2019
Tyrion: daenerys will make the right choice
Tyrion two episodes later: #GameofThrones pic.twitter.com/6Z06b3HcUD
— ratgaer fartgaryen (@motelsonthemoon) May 6, 2019
Hubris, common theme in Greek tragedy. It has isolated Dany and destroyed her, she’s now left with nearly nothing. A Targaryen alone in the world is a terrible thing. #GameOfThrones
— Casey Tweets Too Much (@caseykassidy) May 6, 2019
Anyone just waiting for Dany to shout "BURN THEM ALL"?? #GameOfThrones #GoTS8
— Bran Stark. 🐺 (@LordBranRaven) May 6, 2019
This is the crazy bitch moment yo!! @GameOfThrones pic.twitter.com/8iPcnYNg7Z
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) May 6, 2019
The biggest rift between Jon and Dany is Dany loves her animal children and Jon forgets he even has a wolf.
— House of Black&White (@vahlamorgulis) May 6, 2019
Shots fired!
“Next week, on Game of Thrones…”
…OK THEY GAVE US NO CLUES NOTHING NADA HAHA LOL
So I guess we have to make up our own.
Next week: everyone is fucked. That’s it that’s all
— it’s azor ahai, bitch (@harlotstarlet1) May 6, 2019
Next week, an episode performed entirely in interpretive dance, if the silent teaser is anything to go by. Right? #GameOfThrones
— Geoffery Crescent (@Lady_Geoffery) May 6, 2019
Greyworm next week #DemThrones pic.twitter.com/7txeh4kJXi
— Jemele Hill (@jemelehill) May 6, 2019
(Do you think we get Valonqar and Cleganebowl in the same episode? holyshit2k19)
— heathen king (@heathen_king) May 6, 2019
Arya and the Hound are heading to King's Landing and that's the only joy I'm getting out of this. #GameOfThrones #GOTS8 #WinterIsHere #GOTS8E4
— Nymeria, Queen of Wolves (@aerynsunx) May 6, 2019
Sansa and Brienne, after Cersei and Dany are done destroying each other : pic.twitter.com/inWwH2Vn6J
— reynold yumnam (@reynoldjag) May 6, 2019
Next week on #GameofThrones : The War of the Non-Canon Sarah Connors pic.twitter.com/OMOewd2vhM
— Da7e Gonzales (@Da7e) May 6, 2019
I’m on board. https://t.co/AaWvyijlRq
— Kyle Maddock (@kylemaddock) May 6, 2019
Oh, they did give us this. And like Luka, I HAVE QUESTIONS:
Though it's understandable that we'd focus on the Golden Company in this shot from the #GameofThrones next time preview, who's that guy in the middle going in the opposite direction, into the city? A man in a black hood… 🤔 pic.twitter.com/DEvZzvzlyf
— Luka Nieto Garay (@LukaNieto) May 7, 2019
So shockingly, people had… thoughts!
Well, that was…something. #gameofthrones
— Sansa Snark (@TheSansaSnark) May 6, 2019
Well that was a bit much. Also pet your bloody good boi Jon Snow you loser. #GOTS8E4
— Claire Sheppard (@ShinyShep) May 7, 2019
I am not okay #GoT
— Jillybean (@JillybeanButtle) May 6, 2019
I bought a bottle of wine yesterday. Drank some of it last night. Now there's not enough to let me handle Ep4. #GOTS8 It's a BIG bottle of wine. Still not enough.
— I Promised to Fight for the Living (@alysonmiers) May 6, 2019
GREY WORM IS ALIVE AND LOOKING DISTRAUGHT AND MISSANDEI IS NOWHERE I DIDN'T KNOW I COULD BE MORE ANGRY#GoT
— Official State Bird of Msaechubaets (@CaseuOiseau) May 6, 2019
Last week: How are we supposed to care about Cersei after that?
This week: Fuck the valonqar & Arya’s list I’m gonna jump through the TV and kill that fucking bitch RIGHT FUCKING NOW#GameOfThrones— Motels on Mars (@motelsonmars) May 6, 2019
THAT FUCKING BITCH CERSEI, I NEVER HATED ANY OTHER FILM OR TV CHARACTER AS MUCH AS I HATE HER. I DON'T CARE WHO WILL SIT ON IRON THRONE I JUST WANT TO SEE HER DYING IN THE MOST EXTREMELY BRUTAL PAINFULL POSSIBLE WAY!!! FUCK THAT FUCKING BITCH!#GameofThrones
— Adam Krajniak (@ManFromWaltaxia) May 6, 2019
First of all fuck Cersei fuck sansa fuck varys fuck Tyrion fuck Jamie fuck sam. Dany please in the name of Rhallor burn them all pic.twitter.com/rOuYd8J81E
— I am Inevitable (@Bonnick007) May 6, 2019
nothing in that ep made sense but Cersei looked hot so who cares
— Tiana (@jaimelannisters) May 6, 2019
Am I the new Jorah now? #GameofThrones
— Lord Gendry (@LordGendry) May 6, 2019
Might be.
DAVID BENIOFF AND D.B. WEISS DOING THE BEHIND THE SCENES FEATURETTE FOR JAWS: so in this scene we thought it was important to show that jaws is hungry. he's a shark—he can't change his ways. and as brody says, they're gonna need a bigger boat. because jaws the shark is really big
— Kyle Daly (@dalykyle) May 6, 2019
Ho-ho-holy shit.
You know, the "Prince of Dorne" is sexist as fuck. The oldest inherits in Dorne, whether man or woman. And they already erased Arianne Martell on this show, so the least they could have done is given some throwaway reference to a female character. #GameOfThrones
— mW (@mW_) May 6, 2019
Braime? Sansan? Gendrya? Love it. Devastating. But Bronn's plot was introduced and neatly resolved without any tension, it's ludicrous that Euron's fleet wasn't spotted, and the magical elements need to stop going out like punks.
— daeron targaryen's nephew 🔥🌹 (@PoorQuentyn) May 6, 2019
Ignoring the dumb shit they seem to always do with any battle at sea, or anything to do with someone being captured, I thought the episode was exactly what I love about #GameofThrones
— Magnus: Evil Feminist; Icelandic Novelist; old (@GeekFurious) May 6, 2019
Still mad that Ghost got Ghosted#GamefThrones
— Jo Ludwigsen (@TotalAverageJo) May 6, 2019
Can I just say that Jon is a terrible caretaker of his animal friends? Abandons sad injured Ghost, doesn’t even check on poor Rhaegal 😕 #GameofThrones
— Vanessa Cole (@vkcoleartist) May 6, 2019
(Mild #GOT Spoilers) #GameofThrones8x04
Me at beginning of episode: I didn't expect to be this moved and tearful. 😭😭😭
Me at end of the episode: IT'S GETTING LIT! LET'S BURN THIS BITCH DOWN!!! https://t.co/s36mheFz7V
— Jennifer Wolfe (@Beshter) May 6, 2019
look, i like dany as a character. and at one point, i wanted her on the throne, but she has repeatedly made poor decisions and i dont think she'll end up on the throne at the end of all this 🤷🏻♀️
— – ̗̀ 𝖘𝖊𝖚𝖑𝖎𝖊 ̖́- sansa protection squad (@kylrns) May 6, 2019
I was never Team Dany or Team Cersei but I've now officially joined Team Dany. Fuck Cersei #GameOfThrones #GoTS8
— Alfie Allen Emmy Season (@TheLadyShelly) May 6, 2019
I am super 100% not okay. She was already evil. Everyone already hated her. They didn’t need to gild the fucking lily of hatred. #GameOfThrones
— Mary (@dainenyu) May 6, 2019
That was not the worst episode ever. Y’all being stupid.
— Sue the Fury (@SueTheFury) May 6, 2019
I’m trying to drunkenly process how no one planned for a Euron Ambush and Scorpions… WTF?? Either Danny’s camp has a problem learning from past mistakes (Euron ambushing Yara and Theon and the Scorpion that hit Drogon) or this was lazy writing…I feel like they’re smarter #GoT pic.twitter.com/DpN7EwJjJr
— Thoros ❤️'s R'hllor (@ThorosLuvRhllor) May 6, 2019
The writers of Game of Thrones are dumb as fuck. pic.twitter.com/oxBDLoIVF4
— THE BIG FIREWORKS (@noahisaak) May 7, 2019
YIKES.
I’m still mad at Jon over Ghost to the point where I’ve told my dog I would never do that at least 4 times tonight
— Dani W. (@daniellebriana) May 6, 2019
D&D IRL #GamefThrones pic.twitter.com/r6OWArjjMw
— Les Vegetables (@StannisAF) May 6, 2019
the only things that happened in this episode were gendry being legitimized, sansan, and braime
— SANDOR CLEGANE WARRIOR (@bernthaI) May 6, 2019
Braime? Sansan? Gendrya? Love it. Devastating. But Bronn's plot was introduced and neatly resolved without any tension, it's ludicrous that Euron's fleet wasn't spotted, and the magical elements need to stop going out like punks.
— daeron targaryen's nephew 🔥🌹 (@PoorQuentyn) May 6, 2019
NO APOLOGIES I LOVE THIS SEASON
— ShakespeareofThrones (@shakesofthrones) May 6, 2019
my review of the episode pic.twitter.com/xg9ZpelLkf
— Tormanu Giantsbane, husband to bears (@ManuclearBomb) May 6, 2019
I did giggle, ngl.
— Kyle Maddock (@kylemaddock) May 6, 2019
KYLE.
My dude Starky also had some woooords:
Does #BlackTwitter not understand that pretty much everyone is about to die? Would it be better if she died in the next episode? The finale?#GameOfThrones
— Aaron T. Starks 🌊 (@StarkyLuv73) May 6, 2019
The entire point of her death is that all of Dany’s original, core group of friends and advisors are now gone. She’s now completely alone.
Also, don’t make vacation plans until the war is over. #GameOfThrones
— Aaron T. Starks 🌊 (@StarkyLuv73) May 6, 2019
The “outrage” over Missandei reminds me of the crocodile tears over Sansa’s wedding night rape.
The same folks raised no stink when other women on the show were assaulted. But when their virginal princess was, #GameOfThrones “went too far”.
And they kept watching too.
— Aaron T. Starks 🌊 (@StarkyLuv73) May 6, 2019
anyway, fandom is gonna be a nightmare for the next week. i believe in jaime and brienne (and @nikolajcw ). #gots8 also, wow, this gif 💖💖💖💖💖 pic.twitter.com/c1129HeimU
— erin – JAIME AND BRIENNE ARE CANON! (@SerJaimeOfTarth) May 6, 2019
I see 2 popular fan theories that will@play out though—Jamie as the Valonquar and CLEGANE BOWL.
— 🦄 Eureka🦄 (@shenaniganlife) May 6, 2019
I mean…. pic.twitter.com/KvWNBCMgGN
— GrayArea;NotTodayBih🤚 (@ThisGrayArea) May 6, 2019
— Fran Wilde (@fran_wilde) May 6, 2019
WHAT A GARBAGE DRAWING.
…..season 5 was much worse than season 6, get it straight.
Sir. I really fuckin hope you’re talking about Podrick Payne. Otherwise gtfo https://t.co/NuzTO4MIEP
— FPM (@FatPinkMast) May 6, 2019
That Time A Penis Account Clapped Back At Stephen King.
Q&A: who will be the 1000th lord commander of the TV Night Watch? #gots8
— iontrone (@iontrone) May 6, 2019
I’m kinda curious to see if they need one!
The Jaime -n- Brienne stans had a few thoughts…
WE GOT JAIME AND BRIENNE TOGETHRR YALL I HONESTLY DIDNT THINK IT WOULD HAPPEN BUT IT DID AND I LOVED IT AND NO ONE WILL TAKE IT FROM ME
— the real azor ahann (@feellikepdiddy) May 6, 2019
so … I know I said that a chaste knighting ceremony was all the spicy i needed but it turns out what I actually meant was I needed brienne matter of factly undressing herself and jaime in every room of winterfell
— 5mash (@5mashed) May 7, 2019
IN EVERY. ROOM.
D&D: "At that point, Jaime has to take a long uncomfortable look at who he really is." Maybe if you assholes watched your own show you would know that HE DID THIS ALREADY.
— Sadie of Tarth (@waxedpaperdoor) May 6, 2019
I don't care how it gets framed, whether for shock value or a 'gotcha' moment, or he was lying to protect her (what CW nonsense??), Jaime still left Brienne crying in the snow, after seeing her so vulnerable. #GameofThrones
— Sadie of Tarth (@waxedpaperdoor) May 6, 2019
Sadie not happy.
Sue had a message:
Some of you only care about women or POC on GoT when it gives you a reason to complain about D&D and that’s fucked up. CARE ALL THE TIME.
— Sue the Fury (@SueTheFury) May 6, 2019
Fair-Weather Progressives!
This may be because I'm stupid with exhaustion, but "The Last of the Starks" makes zero sense to me as the title of this episode? #GameOfThrones
— Michal (pronounce it however you want) (@inkasrain) May 6, 2019
Yeah, seems an odd choice.
The Jon -n- Dany stans seemed decidedly conflicted.
Jon and Dany are a match made in heaven because both are emotional decision makers. Jon wouldn’t be where he is, if it weren’t for the plotting and strategy of Sansa and Arya. Jon isn’t Ned Starks’ boy by blood, but he’s hopelessly noble to his detriment.
— Jemele Hill (@jemelehill) May 6, 2019
I just want to say I think Emilia Clarke is crushing it this season. Fierce, vulnerable, tragic… She’s so great.
For my mental health and yours pic.twitter.com/luej4iKtqs
— heathen king (@heathen_king) May 6, 2019
Safe. The word made Dany’s eyes fill up with tears. “I want to keep you safe.” Missandei was only a child. With her, she felt as if she could be a child too. #GameofThrones pic.twitter.com/03MXa15F6q
— Al Swearengen (@RealPeterman) May 6, 2019
And it was a somewhat bizarre night for the SanSans.
i can't believe i'm thanking D&D https://t.co/h6JdeRACQz
— meera reed is lightbringer change my mind (@liesandarbor) May 6, 2019
People are saying Sansa’s response to the Hound wasn’t very realistic. Or that people (or the show) aren’t dealing with trauma in a realistic way.
For those in the back. https://t.co/Vkk746X24u
— Olivia St. James (@Kavvudu) May 6, 2019
My take: I served ten years in the military and can tell you all from firsthand experience that different people deal with trauma in spectacularly different ways. Some hide from it; some laugh at it; some shrug it away and try not to think of it.
But here’s an opinion with a little something extra behind it:
I know a lot of people are pissed & think that Sansa is thankful for the horrible shit that she went through, but I was in an abusive marriage which included rape & let me tell you, I'm so much fucking stronger for it. I'm not grateful. I just know how I've change. So does Sansa.
— Lauren (@pinklem73) May 6, 2019
She was not saying she was happy about it. She was saying she was not the sheltered little bird she used to be. I was very naive and let people push me around. Now I tell people they can fuck off and no one will ever treat me that way again. That's what Sansa was saying.
— Lauren (@pinklem73) May 6, 2019
Stay excellent, Lauren.
As always, the day after provided some fun all its own.
Last night's Game of Thrones was too bright
— Mike Scully (@scullymike) May 6, 2019
somebody had to do it. #gameofthrones pic.twitter.com/WMSBLAJnpG
— Josh Hara (@yoyoha) May 7, 2019
Tormund posted outside Brienne’s room pic.twitter.com/78HwZeqLOo
— no. (@bbycabs) May 6, 2019
let's not fight 😌👩❤️💋👩 #daensa pic.twitter.com/TJP1bH1BEQ
— Bev Johnson (@beverlylove) May 6, 2019
the progression of these pictures is sending me pic.twitter.com/rsivXWIs8N
— SANDOR CLEGANE WARRIOR (@bernthaI) May 8, 2019
Tormund Giantsbane https://t.co/AoeFW5jXGM
— Fjord (@RealFjord) May 6, 2019
But most of the fun? Well that was had due to:
LATTEGATE!
(Legit tickled pink we get at least one more ‘gate before this whole thing ends!)
SPOILER ALERT!!!!🚨 #expecttheunexpected #GamefThrones #howitends #sorrynotsorry pic.twitter.com/G7rlYnKMHD
— Paula Fairfield MPSE (@noizgirl) May 6, 2019
Hot take: The #GoT CGI budget spiraled out of control in S8 because of the need to erase all the forgotten Starbucks cups. One remains; it is the true king of Westeros. #GameOfThrones
— Erin Qualey (@miffedcupcake) May 6, 2019
See! It’s in the credits! #GameOfThrones pic.twitter.com/4lAosV7rDS
— The Night King (@WightsKing) May 6, 2019
To be fair, I don’t like to drink at work events either. You drink your latte, girl.
— Haz (@HistoryofHaz) May 6, 2019
Also, can you imagine how they spelled "Daenerys" on that cup?
— Laura Lippman (@LauraMLippman) May 6, 2019
Guys, I maaay have predicted the Daenerys, Game of Thrones Starbucks cup like four years ago? #gameofthrones #starbuckscup https://t.co/1eaEJXIBih
— WikiRascals (@WikiRascals) May 6, 2019
A close-up of the coffee cup in #GameofThrones pic.twitter.com/6h74N3T2cB
— Jennifer Ross (@JennyFefs) May 6, 2019
WELL ACTUALLY:
Everyone is saying Dany is drinking it but that #StarbucksCup is obviously infront of Jon’s chair. Maybe this is the final straw that pushes her over the edge into the mad queen. #GameOfThrones pic.twitter.com/9k90OZAZDv
— Kyle Maddock (@kylemaddock) May 6, 2019
good morning everyone pic.twitter.com/DKXbd1aLm5
— heathen king (@heathen_king) May 6, 2019
OH MY GOD, the showrunners were literally in the same scene as the Starbucks cup. pic.twitter.com/TS7wNPUCDf
— Ellie Hall (@ellievhall) May 6, 2019
a starbucks cup had more scenes in season 8 than ghost had in season 7
— ☕netw3rk (@netw3rk) May 6, 2019
Sansa always scheming pic.twitter.com/WuX1gQsMQZ
— 🐔A🐷L🐸E🕷X🐊 (@a_big_skeleton) May 6, 2019
Y’ALL
…are the best.
I know it hurts. But Somewhere in the multiverse 👑🌞🌴@missnemmanuel 🙌🏽 pic.twitter.com/nP2vdYqkeH
— Raleigh Ritchie (@RaleighRitchie) May 7, 2019
Bye Alfie! pic.twitter.com/wsT4ftTBBE
— The Night King (@WightsKing) May 6, 2019
BYEEEEE!
SEEYA NEXT! ONLY TWO MORE TO GO!
ASNAWPTWP!
Thanks! Both parts 1 & 2 were good. Some funny, some serious, all good! I especially liked the fan art of Lady Mormont doing her battle yell with the image of a huge bear roaring behind her (that was in part 1 I think). And because I’m a Ghost fan, that image of Ghost riding the back of a dragon had me smiling.
That coffee cup gaffe was a much needed injection of levity after that episode.
It’s OK everyone, Brienne will ride to KL and cast Cersei down, taking all she holds dear and, saving her damsel Jaime from his idiot self in the process.
Brienne = YAMBQ. It has been foretold.
Then she can slap him with his own golden hand for being such a fuckboi.
From Auntie Rai of Castamere: “My girl Brienne outside in a housecoat. … That’s what dick does. It has you outside in the cold ass North in a housecoat asking a one handed dude where he’s going.”
OMG Axe, thanks for finding that, I’ve been laughing for half an hour. Housecoat. OMG. Once again, thanks for doing this for us.
QueenofThrones,
Oh, I wish.
And since I, rudely, didn’t write that in the first post: Thanks Axey for another double feature of most entertaining Tweets and comments!
Where is this week’s Nights cast BTW??? I need Sam and Vanessa’s takes on Dany ASAP. Tell me it will be OK!
Thanks for the round-up!! Some good ones!
I think this is among my favourite meme tweets! 🙂
Enjoyed the roundup. The coffee cup incident was the true “breaking of the 4th wall” not the faux angst about Missandei in chains.
A more appropriate title, The Day Love Died. Now of the ‘lovers’ in the Jenny’s song montage only Sam and Gilly get a good fate. Arya and Gendry better sort their business out so help me
i don’t worry about the little starbloop coffee cup. at least they managed to cut out the scene with Dany being distracted by her phone display, not seeing Euron’s ambush.
Thronetender,
Yes! Brienne in a housecoat is the BEST EVER!
Thanks, Axey!
I followed Auntie Rai’s thread of the replies to her “that’s what dick does,” and found this, which also had me lmao:
From:
SN0WBLACK_THE_ORACLE
@sportsmediaLM May 6
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Replying to @yay_itsrai
It also makes you fly through the air like Michael Jordan – Arya
That was literally my first reaction to the episode, RIP all the ships! It was like they were saying ‘you can’t have nice things, this is GOT!” LOL
LOL, the Gendrya fans are half in meltdown / half in hopeful optimism. It is hilarious how they are reacting, and playing detective by scouring for interviews and analyzing screenshots and facial expressions to feed their hope that their ship has not sailed. LOL (They are coming up with stuff that even gives me hope!, it’s GOT anything can happen! right!)
Seriously, I hope Gendrya can find a way to work it out by the end. For me Bammie and Gendrya were two welcome back-burner, slow-burn, friends-to-lovers story threads that many thought would not really happen, and whether it was fan-service or endgame, it was nice to see that ‘love’ can still exist in GOT land. The fact that it happens to two of the least likely romantic/romanticized female characters on the show, feels like GRRM to me 🙂 Sam and Gilly are nice, but they seem like an old married couple now, the spark of newness is gone (I always knew Jon/Dany would never work out), so I hope at least one more of these couples and find a little romantic ‘happiness’ with each other before the show ends. 🙂
Thanks a million for these, Axechucker!!! I desperately need the levity after that episode…
I am so up for this. Count me in.
Really enjoy these,. Thanks for all the effort that goes in!
Have to agree with winterkat, these are wonderful! Thank you for taking the time to put them together.