Axey was once FaB but now he’s merely fabulous. He has spent various parts of his “career” working as a professional dog walker, carpet cleaner, script polisher, and coffee fetcher. Now a world-renowned and internationally reviled television critic, he happily blurts out any varied opinion and then charges people for it. He has been called “the very model of a modern Monkey-Gemini.” He self-identifies as pink, male, morally left, fiscally right, and confounded by the wide range of choice when attempting to denote sexual preference. He enjoys nothing more than writing his stupid fiction serial, Daggers, which is still a damned shade better than anything you’ve ever written. He sometimes appears on the You Tubes. He is old.