Win a King Joffrey figure from Dark Horse!

Joffrey giveaway

We promised you another Game of Thrones giveaway today (last week it was Tywin’s turn), and here it is- one of the most memorable villains to ever grace the show, King Joffrey. That’s right, the most sadistic infuriating bastard possibly ever could be yours.

The 8-inch sculpted figure (based closely on actor Jack Gleeson’s likeness) has been created with admirable detail, and will be a great addition to any fan’s collection. Joffrey is one of the newest characters added to Dark Horse‘s official line of Game of Thrones collectibles. Later this fall, we can look forward to Sansa, Jorah, and Brienne joining the collection as well.

Today, we’re giving Joffrey away to one lucky reader!

Entering the giveaway is easy- all you need to do is leave a  comment below! (See below for additional entry methods.)

And yes, this contest is open to international readers, so everyone, please join in!

The Official Rules

How do you enter?

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Method #1: Simply comment on this post.

For additional or alternate entries (making it possible to have 3 entries total):

Twitter: Follow our Twitter, WatchersOTWall, and retweet the King Joffrey Figure Contest post (you must do both for the extra entry). If you already follow us, no problem. Simply retweet the contest post.

Facebook: Like the WatchersontheWall Facebook page and share the King Joffrey Figure Contest post (you must do both for the extra entry). If you already Like our page, again, no problem. Just share the contest post and you are entered!

Entries are accepted until 12PM EDT, May 7th, 2015. The winner will be randomly selected and announced tomorrow afternoon.

**The contest is open internationally.** The winner is selected by random drawing. The winner must respond within 48 hours of notification or will forfeit their prize and another winner will be selected. The winner must have a valid shipping address.

Twitter and Facebook are their own entities and are in no way associated with this giveaway.

Sue the Fury
Susan Miller, Editor in Chief of


  1. I’ll win one of these contests sooner or later… Love Game of Thrones!

  2. It would be great to win this, could carry it around with you at all times so you’re never the biggest twat in the room!

  3. I need this to go with my “Everybody Hates Joffrey” shirt.

  4. I totally need this for my desk, so that any one who comes to my office knows what to expect 🙂

  5. I literally have every single Dark Horse figure except Joffrey and Tywin.. If I win I’ll upload a pic of my collection!

    Much love from Canada.

  6. If I win, I will donate this Joff figure to PETW (People for the Ethical Treatment of Whores), in loving memory of Ros.

  7. Fun as these giveaways are, I’m not sure that I want a miniature Joffers staring at me!

  8. Something to think about from last episode: Is the Jeffrey model better or the Rommel model? Too soft or too cruel? Democrat or Republican? (ok that wasn’t fair comparison, but yeah, the idea is having a good balance)

  9. NO Joffrey Baratheon , NO Tywin Lannister and NO Oberyn Martell , no wonder that 5th season is below expectations !

  10. I would really like to win because Game of Thrones and a Song of Ice and Fire are my favourite things ever, I watched the show 5 times and read the books 3 times. I would really like to win, please!

  11. I would love to own a mini sadistic Joffrey! I love that you guys have give-aways like this for the fans 🙂

  12. Lyvyan:
    The last episode made me wish we had Joffrey back as king so yes please

    It made me wish for Robert Baratheon.

  13. Does he come with a little disemboweled cat momma next to him? And a handful of his teeth, after Robert knocked them out.

  14. Joffrey is free to come live with my Piccolo statue and my Tali Zorah Vas Normandy! What a trio they would be!

  15. Joffrey will be missed. He was the most noble child the gods ever put on this good earth. RIP.

  16. I would probably put this figure under a boot if I had it. But I should still get it.

  17. Send me this figure! do as you are told! cuz thats what intelligent women do… what they’re TOLD!!
    You won’t find a bigger fan of Joffrey on this site than me… It drives all my friends and family crazy how much I am fond of him .. He cracks me up every time I see him do his thing.. my cutie lil munchkin,.. braveheart little lion!

  18. Nice !! Let me have this *-*-*-* so I can chop his little head off then sew it on a lion

  19. Awesome!! Thanks for another giveaway WotW!! Hopefully I’ll be luckier this time! Hmmm, I wonder what the odds are.

  20. Hate that little bastard (loved Jack though). I will put this on my “Dead Bastards” shelf!

  21. Heard a song today by Wilko Johnson and Roger Daltry…now the Joffrey giveaway…I see what you did there Universe

  22. “Gold will be their Crowns… Ill-fitting, Silvery Thing, Half-covering his face, their Shrouds.”

    Cercei: “That doesn’t make sense”

    Maggy the Frog: “Shut-up … I’m seeing the Dark Horse Version”!

    “Stupid Bitch” thinks Cercei “She’s got me mixed up with the Pale Mare prophecy!!”


  23. I wonder if Joffrey was still alive, the story would be boring. We didn’t have the possibility to see trial by combat, Tyrion and Jaime’s adventures and etc. But still, I miss him..

  24. Yesss, this is the one I’ve been after! Everything else on my shelf will be his to torment.

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