We promised you another Game of Thrones giveaway today (last week it was Tywin’s turn), and here it is- one of the most memorable villains to ever grace the show, King Joffrey. That’s right, the most sadistic infuriating bastard possibly ever could be yours.
The 8-inch sculpted figure (based closely on actor Jack Gleeson’s likeness) has been created with admirable detail, and will be a great addition to any fan’s collection. Joffrey is one of the newest characters added to Dark Horse‘s official line of Game of Thrones collectibles. Later this fall, we can look forward to Sansa, Jorah, and Brienne joining the collection as well.
Today, we’re giving Joffrey away to one lucky reader!
Entering the giveaway is easy- all you need to do is leave a comment below! (See below for additional entry methods.)
And yes, this contest is open to international readers, so everyone, please join in!
The Official Rules
How do you enter?
Method #1: Simply comment on this post.
For additional or alternate entries (making it possible to have 3 entries total):
Twitter: Follow our Twitter, WatchersOTWall, and retweet the King Joffrey Figure Contest post (you must do both for the extra entry). If you already follow us, no problem. Simply retweet the contest post.
Facebook: Like the WatchersontheWall Facebook page and share the King Joffrey Figure Contest post (you must do both for the extra entry). If you already Like our page, again, no problem. Just share the contest post and you are entered!
Entries are accepted until 12PM EDT, May 7th, 2015. The winner will be randomly selected and announced tomorrow afternoon.
**The contest is open internationally.** The winner is selected by random drawing. The winner must respond within 48 hours of notification or will forfeit their prize and another winner will be selected. The winner must have a valid shipping address.
Twitter and Facebook are their own entities and are in no way associated with this giveaway.
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Stannifest DestinyQuote Reply
NO ME!
Lollius PalicanusQuote Reply
I’ll win one of these contests sooner or later… Love Game of Thrones!
Ashleigh BresserQuote Reply
The King can do as he likes!
Very AmusingQuote Reply
Hodor?
MVCQuote Reply
Did you miss me?
Ser TahuQuote Reply
If I win this, I’ll just need a Sansa doll and an Eddard head.
Alvin AshcraftQuote Reply
This one is mine 😀
R0HaNQuote Reply
Hi. I’d love to win Joffrey :p
TheperksofbeingawinchesterQuote Reply
I’M NOT TIRED!!
Queen of the KeysQuote Reply
Someone fetch me a block
ARRIIQuote Reply
The king can do as he likes!
withaboxofscrapsQuote Reply
I can see the king is tired. He needs a nap.
YgritteQuote Reply
I will take what is mine with fire and blood.
LidechsiQuote Reply
I’ll give him a red smile.
Of the NightQuote Reply
The last episode made me wish we had Joffrey back as king so yes please
LyvyanQuote Reply
Want.
JebQuote Reply
I WANT HIM 😛
Jenna DahlerQuote Reply
Would you like me to show you how it works?
JCDavisQuote Reply
Open for international users….great….I want a Joffrey 🙂
JessicaQuote Reply
SLAP
Roberta BaratheonQuote Reply
Definitely need Joffrey for my collection!!!
TylerJQuote Reply
UK winner in the house?!
Claire Robinson-AyresQuote Reply
It would be great to win this, could carry it around with you at all times so you’re never the biggest twat in the room!
JospehQuote Reply
Everyone is mine to torment!
MorgothQuote Reply
All hail king Joffrey (or maybe not)
ClaudiaQuote Reply
I need this to go with my “Everybody Hates Joffrey” shirt.
Steven Feathers, Raven BastardQuote Reply
I totally need this for my desk, so that any one who comes to my office knows what to expect 🙂
Rick The RiggedQuote Reply
Joffrey is so going to regret me winning this prize!
FreyjoyQuote Reply
What good is an empty cup?
Gatehouse AmiQuote Reply
I literally have every single Dark Horse figure except Joffrey and Tywin.. If I win I’ll upload a pic of my collection!
Much love from Canada.
AndrewQuote Reply
If I win, I will donate this Joff figure to PETW (People for the Ethical Treatment of Whores), in loving memory of Ros.
Hodor’s BastardQuote Reply
Fun as these giveaways are, I’m not sure that I want a miniature Joffers staring at me!
Dame of MerciaQuote Reply
Something to think about from last episode: Is the Jeffrey model better or the Rommel model? Too soft or too cruel? Democrat or Republican? (ok that wasn’t fair comparison, but yeah, the idea is having a good balance)
goodkinghenryQuote Reply
Off with his head
joffreysbleedingeyesQuote Reply
I made a cosplay of Joffrey so having this would be really cool 🙂
MaraQuote Reply
KNEEL!
voldeMordQuote Reply
Open to international readers, eh?
thannersQuote Reply
The king can do as he likes!
KamQuote Reply
I’d like one of the Joff, please. And one of Marge!
Vladimir DuludQuote Reply
I want one to stick pins into!!!
Dragons125Quote Reply
F*uck the king.
SolkanarQuote Reply
DONT TOUCH ME!
Terry JumbliesQuote Reply
I would be thrilled to win this.
DragonbonerQuote Reply
This pie is dry…
Cersei’s BrainQuote Reply
Uncle Tyrion misses to slap Joffrey… 🙂
HaniQuote Reply
Me! I waaaaant it!
PedrissimoQuote Reply
You rock with these giveaways!
Kath6152Quote Reply
Hurry up! My pie is dry!
jordanQuote Reply
Mangled dove pie anyone?
RossQuote Reply
Let me slap him.
HoundsLadyQuote Reply
The King can do as he likes!
alikatQuote Reply
I am the King!
DarkstarQuote Reply
I’ll give him a smile. A red smile.
K26dpQuote Reply
Wow 🙂
EmmaQuote Reply
Thanks for the giveaways
Andrew GhislettaQuote Reply
“I never win anything” – Dolorous Edd
MescalinicQuote Reply
NO Joffrey Baratheon , NO Tywin Lannister and NO Oberyn Martell , no wonder that 5th season is below expectations !
ChipQuote Reply
I want a Joffrey statue.
DragonslayerQuote Reply
Bring me his figurine!
Balerion The CatQuote Reply
That’s sadistic freak would look so good on my bookshelf!
Jim CrossQuote Reply
I won’t slap him…hard…I promise…ish.
RyanQuote Reply
I would really like to win because Game of Thrones and a Song of Ice and Fire are my favourite things ever, I watched the show 5 times and read the books 3 times. I would really like to win, please!
Vlad RusuQuote Reply
I would love to own a mini sadistic Joffrey! I love that you guys have give-aways like this for the fans 🙂
Nymeria SandQuote Reply
Pretty please?
RhaeLinQuote Reply
Ser Ilyn, BRING ME HIS HEAD
Fat ‘n’ BaldaQuote Reply
“oh no I have struck a king! has my hand fallen off?”
Lady MychelleQuote Reply
The king can do as he likes!!
AryamadQuote Reply
Yes please.
CarneQuote Reply
I cannot lose every time right? Right?
JoslaQuote Reply
You can’t win if you don’t enter. Come to Mama, Joffers!
Ashara DQuote Reply
It made me wish for Robert Baratheon.
DeathdreamsQuote Reply
Am I the only one who miss Joffrey ??? He was the most vile around Westeros
SarahitaQuote Reply
Does he come with a little disemboweled cat momma next to him? And a handful of his teeth, after Robert knocked them out.
Renly’s PeachQuote Reply
I SAID, NEIL Patrick Harris is a man of many talents.
The Snark KnightQuote Reply
Count me in!
MatoQuote Reply
kinda miss Joffrey
FelipeQuote Reply
http://i.picasion.com/resize80/6fb6ab3b7afd244c273508c368d4759c.jpg
RygritteQuote Reply
I won’t hurt him … much
Arya havin’ a larf?Quote Reply
Ser Ilyn … bring me that dolly!
KGQuote Reply
I want a tiny Joffrey!
Chris^2Quote Reply
Crossing Fingers!
DaleQuote Reply
PLZ IT’S THE ONLY THING I’VE EVER WANTED
harma dogememeQuote Reply
“Every man needs hands my lord.”
“Tongue it is then!”
KabhalQuote Reply
Kabhal,
Marillion! Hands and tongue both still attached — in Montreal — as of a couple weekends ago…
As for Joffrey, that little [email protected]$tard should be mine!
The Awful Awful KnightQuote Reply
Me.
Roey WullmanQuote Reply
Great new figure!
Linda RiceQuote Reply
“Not Robert the Second. Aerys the Third.”
– Tyrion Lannister
MarkoAzQuote Reply
Another Twitter user will win.
Yung WolfQuote Reply
Kinda miss all Joffrey’s drama haha
CharlieQuote Reply
mememe
WOTWisawesomegimmefigureQuote Reply
Looks like you choked, Joffrey!
JenQuote Reply
Long live the Joff
cwolfQuote Reply
Off with his head!
LadyStarfallQuote Reply
Dare I say I actually miss the little $hit
elQuote Reply
All hail the One True Tube Sock Hider.
ConanQuote Reply
I need this in my life.
mmhkatQuote Reply
Joffrey is free to come live with my Piccolo statue and my Tali Zorah Vas Normandy! What a trio they would be!
TurtlesageQuote Reply
I love that this figurine is him right before he dies lol.
MorganQuote Reply
Joffrey will be missed. He was the most noble child the gods ever put on this good earth. RIP.
SaruQuote Reply
international contest yay 🙂
MargorQuote Reply
I would probably put this figure under a boot if I had it. But I should still get it.
SamQuote Reply
Yes please.
LouisQuote Reply
May I please win this? Thank you
ColtyQuote Reply
Send me this figure! do as you are told! cuz thats what intelligent women do… what they’re TOLD!!
You won’t find a bigger fan of Joffrey on this site than me… It drives all my friends and family crazy how much I am fond of him .. He cracks me up every time I see him do his thing.. my cutie lil munchkin,.. braveheart little lion!
MotherofmadnessQuote Reply
Ser Ilyn,
bring me his head.
MarkosQuote Reply
Ooh! Can I have it?
RealPowerTwixQuote Reply
I would like to win!
Andreas StrabergerQuote Reply
Nice !! Let me have this *-*-*-* so I can chop his little head off then sew it on a lion
Gd75Quote Reply
Would love this figure!
AnnetteQuote Reply
<3 THE ONE TRUE KING GIVE HIS SEXYNESS TO ME PLEASY <3
LoriLoriLoriQuote Reply
gimme the figurine
Miquel AbdoelrazakQuote Reply
Fingers crossed!
GwenivereQuote Reply
Awesome!! Thanks for another giveaway WotW!! Hopefully I’ll be luckier this time! Hmmm, I wonder what the odds are.
ConorQuote Reply
Hate that little bastard (loved Jack though). I will put this on my “Dead Bastards” shelf!
nipplesonabreastplateQuote Reply
Preemptive congratulations to the winner!
Jeff O’ConnorQuote Reply
He will be mine to torment 🙂
MunkunQuote Reply
Yooooooooo
Niall McCoyQuote Reply
Conor,
Hmmmm indeed
NiallQuote Reply
I want it.
AngelaQuote Reply
Heard a song today by Wilko Johnson and Roger Daltry…now the Joffrey giveaway…I see what you did there Universe
DarjanQuote Reply
I would love to win it 🙂
IndilaQuote Reply
Simple peasant need this.
TehanuQuote Reply
Too bad its not the face of the poisoned Joffrey! Haha
April BoydQuote Reply
I’ve always wanted a miniaturized version of a dick, this is awesome!
ColdFeetQuote Reply
Please! Mercy!
JonnieQuote Reply
I WANT ONE SO I CAN SLAP EM AROUND
Wrath of the GodsQuote Reply
Want!!
BranSnowQuote Reply
“Gold will be their Crowns… Ill-fitting, Silvery Thing, Half-covering his face, their Shrouds.”
Cercei: “That doesn’t make sense”
Maggy the Frog: “Shut-up … I’m seeing the Dark Horse Version”!
“Stupid Bitch” thinks Cercei “She’s got me mixed up with the Pale Mare prophecy!!”
🙂
Here Be DragonsQuote Reply
Pretty scary.
AllisonFennQuote Reply
THE KING CAN DO AS HE LIKES!
TurncloakQuote Reply
Long live the king
JusticeQuote Reply
The king Westeros deserves.
Reader and WatcherQuote Reply
Our Blades Are Sharp
steveQuote Reply
Alright then.
Robert StrongQuote Reply
I want him!p lol
Jenna DahlerQuote Reply
Hodor
Hodor HodorQuote Reply
I blame the pigeons.
CassoQuote Reply
I’d love to have a drink and watch GOT with a lil Joffrey.
ser zigzagQuote Reply
I want a little Joffrey so I can put him next to my stuffed dragon!!
AkikoQuote Reply
I wonder if Joffrey was still alive, the story would be boring. We didn’t have the possibility to see trial by combat, Tyrion and Jaime’s adventures and etc. But still, I miss him..
Melita LannisterQuote Reply
kill them kill them all!
nevadaQuote Reply
Yesss, this is the one I’ve been after! Everything else on my shelf will be his to torment.
MatQuote Reply
Long live King Crossbow!
Or maybe not.
A flayed man noneQuote Reply
I would love to have my very own figure on my shelf!
Count me in~!
Alexandre LaframboiseQuote Reply
Please pick me. !!!
BrianQuote Reply
Def want this
MattQuote Reply
Yas
ToxinQuote Reply
Glory!
Lord Gylbert RykkerQuote Reply
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