We ’bout that Tweet life. I got no time or room to explain this to you.
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Let’s go.
So everyone was still talkin’ ’bout last week…
The new #GameOfThrones Funko 😂 pic.twitter.com/KabQStytYp
— The Night King (@WightsKing) May 13, 2019
Sansa pet her dog before saying goodbye to him forever why didn't Jon
— queen of love and booty (@liesandarbor) May 12, 2019
I would have paid top dollar to have seen Jon try to pet Sandor.
Them lot from winter hell? pic.twitter.com/PeRwwWJnE6
— Eddie Steak (@EddieSteak) May 13, 2019
#HoldMyBeer pic.twitter.com/8gbvatNbmD
— Never Forget Your Queen (@Margaery_Tyrell) May 12, 2019
#GamefThrones by @alexmdc pic.twitter.com/z0uRVzXAsJ
— Kyle Maddock (@kylemaddock) May 14, 2019
Prior to the ep, I asked everyone what they thought the episode title was going to be:
Dem Thrones
— Thoros ❤️'s R'hllor (@ThorosLuvRhllor) May 13, 2019
The Gods' Coin Flip.
For no particular (justifiably) angry Targ reason.
— Jo Ludwigsen (@TotalAverageJo) May 12, 2019
Who Cares About Your Prophecy
— Mike Rosenzweig (@MikeRosenzweig) May 12, 2019
Hamlet Act V Scene ii
— heathen king (@heathen_king) May 12, 2019
Burn Them All 😬
— Elizabeth Schuyler Hamilton (@BetseySHamilton) May 12, 2019
Basically.
People were HYPED (or TERRIFIED) prepping for the coming ep.
We got an extra special watcher in the bar for this evening! pic.twitter.com/WePLGOi1yc
— Millie Hates Mondays (@amillichameleon) May 12, 2019
The booze industry owes a lot to #GameOfThrones.
— Paloma Crankypants (@PaleGirlSquad) May 13, 2019
Hot Sports Moment of the Week:
Well this is so wholesome and pure and delightful. https://t.co/1uOLhzOczd
— sistersingeek – prepping for DPCC! (@sistersingeek) May 11, 2019
…The Houston Rockets were then summarily booted from the playoffs.
Drogo died in front of Daenerys
Viserion died in front of Daenerys
Jorah died in front of Daenerys
Rhaegal died in front of Daenerys
Missandei died in front of Daenerys
The Rockets died in front of Daenerys— John Alexander⚾️ (@jalex_819) May 11, 2019
Me getting ready for tonight’s #GameofThrones pic.twitter.com/XKPdp4fZgX
— Vanessa Cole (@vkcoleartist) May 13, 2019
— Casey Tweets Too Much (@caseykassidy) May 13, 2019
Me at the start of season 8 vs me at the end of season 8 https://t.co/MhcTKOIDNe
— Michelle Jaworski (@michejaw) May 12, 2019
Tonight’s pre Game of Thrones dinner menu. pic.twitter.com/6dRNiz2UK9
— Patrick "Lawful Good" Sponaugle (@patman23) May 12, 2019
I wonder how many calories I burn every Sunday being nervous and fidgeting about GoT
— nice face bones 🌸☁️ (@eboldy) May 13, 2019
them: the animals are dying, the ice caps are melting, it's all going to hell
me: KHALEESI IS A TITLE NOT A NAME! pic.twitter.com/saQOPspVY0— the real azor ahann (@feellikepdiddy) May 10, 2019
Instead of #TheLastWar I hope this episode is called #FireAndBlood because THAT is all I want to see. TORCH ALLLLL THOSE MUTHAFUCKAS!!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
— Motels on Mars (@motelsonmars) May 12, 2019
BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR.
Know what else we were looking forward to?
📣📣📣📣 U N F I N I S H E D B U S I N E S S 📣📣📣📣
— 5mash (@5mashed) May 13, 2019
Fucking. Confirmed.
And now, courtesy of House Sears, a quick view into the future—a snapshot of the fandom during this episode:
tonight on #GamefThrones — probably more of this (cc: @becca_diane11 #HouseSears #HearMePour ) pic.twitter.com/PpHCtOa2xh
— the real azor ahann (@feellikepdiddy) May 13, 2019
(I laughed much harder than I should have, probably…)
No one. It should be destroyed if people want to break the wheel. https://t.co/1cPMZQL4Ct
— Too School For Cool (@MadMakNY) May 12, 2019
Once again, may I remind you all that Stannis is dead, and so it is illegal for any of this to matter
— Emmett Booth 🌹 (@PoorQuentyn) May 12, 2019
stop talking about D&D and instead talk about michele clapton and ramin djawadi who gave us all the amazing costumes and music in game of thrones thank u pic.twitter.com/fOm8OqLwNy
— ᴊᴀᴍɪᴇ (@aIfiealIen) May 11, 2019
Uh, so… this warning came through before the ep:
im gonna be so hurt pic.twitter.com/nsVBQmANRB
— Game of Photos (@gamofphoto) May 12, 2019
Yes. I was worried.
There were a few Mother’s Day wishes…
Happy Mother’s Day to all the moms out there!
Cept for Cersei. I hope hers sucks.
— Trae Crowder (@traecrowder) May 12, 2019
if cersei lannister dies on mother’s day, i will consider it an act of violence against gay people
— Jill Gutowitz (@jillboard) May 12, 2019
Happy Mother’s Day to all the non-traditional mothers out there. pic.twitter.com/xAjNpk7yog
— Scafe for America (@erinscafe) May 12, 2019
happy Mother’s Day to each of these fierce protecting mamas from game of thrones pic.twitter.com/F7OrBkjqUJ
— osha (@oshawildling) May 12, 2019
Excited to see what fun Mother’s Day treats #GameofThrones has in store for us tonight! I know last week ended on a horrible note, but I have a good feeling that this week will be much lighter in tone. No deaths, no destruction, only happiness for our heroes!
— Haz (@HistoryofHaz) May 12, 2019
lol
“Previously on Game of Thrones…”
"Previously on #GameofThrones Dany snapped like a Twix bar."
— Not Bri. Just me. (@BeautyBrienne) May 13, 2019
OKAY PREVIEW, WE GET IT, DANY SNAPPED.
Or did she…?#GoT #MargiesShelf
— That Shelf (@ThatShelf) May 13, 2019
Last week on#GameofThrones
Sansa: pic.twitter.com/fKSSzePQ4m
— 🦄 Eureka🦄 (@shenaniganlife) May 13, 2019
they showed jaime leaving brienne in the recap and my mom said WHAT A TWAT
— 🙁 (@bernthaI) May 13, 2019
Stay with me!!!!😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
— Sarah B (@saugep_sarah) May 13, 2019
Brienne crying still breaks me #gameofthrones
— My wife burned KL & all I got was a MFing Tshirt (@DrogoTheKhal) May 13, 2019
This was the first time (that I can recall) where watching the previous on (and preferably with subtitles) has a huge impact on the episode.
The final portion of it is Dany hearing 8 different voices from characters across every season.
— History of Westeros (@WesterosHistory) May 13, 2019
And then… IT WAS TIIIIIME.
Me, before every #DemThrones episode this season pic.twitter.com/XPilWoEel6
— Jemele Hill (@jemelehill) May 13, 2019
But first, a self-help / mental health message from management:
I mean some of y'all were so immersed in wank and misery this week and now you're wondering why you don't feel good? No shit Sherlock. You don't need a background in psychology for this one. Put your party pants on, babes. It's time. pic.twitter.com/zJFxIXDvV5
— Sue the Fury (@SueTheFury) May 13, 2019
BOW DOWN, YE SHITS.
Team Targaryen For Life 🐉 Let’s Go. pic.twitter.com/6ppgBOUM5U
— Raleigh Ritchie (@RaleighRitchie) May 13, 2019
#GameofThrones pic.twitter.com/EPgekyNulQ
— jilly (@_jilly) May 13, 2019
Apart from everything else, I think what I will miss most is this song, and this map, and the spinning golden wheels in the sky. It’s pure magic. #GameofThrones #DemThrones
— Casey Tweets Too Much (@caseykassidy) May 13, 2019
Thank you. 🤣 https://t.co/QPpHEe4BxR
— Cersei I. #JustAnotherBrickInTheWall (@NiceQueenCersei) May 13, 2019
Bring on murder.
Bring on pain.
Bring on trauma.
Bring on rage.
Bring.
It.
On.#GameOfThrones— Cersei Lannister (@Queen_Cersei) May 13, 2019
They’re BOTH Queen Cersei! Don’t make me choose!
Miguel Sapochnik directed this. Of course you realize, this means WAR!
So we opened in Dragonstone, and Varys was writing letters…
I’m so dead… #GoTAtlantic #GameOfThrones pic.twitter.com/WfX623vtqe
— The Night King (@WightsKing) May 13, 2019
Varys never write anything down you know better than that. #Varys #GameofThrones
— Michelle Peeples (@ZedShowgirl) May 13, 2019
Varys writing his letter to the National Enquirer #GOT #GameOfThrones
— Miamicita ✌🏽 (@miamisita) May 13, 2019
Crows gonna crow and spiders gonna spider #GameofThrones #GoTS8
— Alfie Allen Emmy Season (@TheLadyShelly) May 13, 2019
the spider we need right now but not the spider @BIG_AS_HOUNDS that we deserve
— the real azor ahann (@feellikepdiddy) May 13, 2019
So…. if Varys has little birds, and he's writing a bunch of letters for RavenMail….
Does this mean he's Tweeting?
I'll see myself out.#GameofThrones #GoTs8
— King's Landing is so lit (@you_there_boy) May 13, 2019
NO NO NOOOOOOOOO!!!
#BANNED
So Varys is definitely pro-child labor, hunh? #GameOfThrones
— mW (@mW_) May 13, 2019
varys is gonna give her *three* pieces of candy!
— sean pink (@DancingSean) May 13, 2019
The way Varys is talking makes me think he has a vested interest in Dany eating her food…”we’ll try again at dinner”??? Is Varys trying to poison Dany????
I mean I don’t blame him but…#GameOfThrones
— Mandy Blizzardborn (@LadyMandyisms) May 14, 2019
Why is the little girl dressed liked she's at Winterfell. They're by the beach. #GOT #GameOfThrones
— Miamicita ✌🏽 (@miamisita) May 13, 2019
I imagine Dragonstone in winter is akin to the coast of Maine in late autumn.
I’d be wearing a coat. But I’m sensitive.
Varys gonna burn 😥 #GameofThrones #GoTS8
— Mary (@dainenyu) May 13, 2019
Wait, what was this kid’s name…?
Martha? #GameofThrones #GotS8 pic.twitter.com/BKhIkp01ty
— GOT S8: The Rise of Mace Tyrell (@duckandcover) May 13, 2019
Martha gonna burn 😑 #GameofThrones #GoTS8
— Mary (@dainenyu) May 13, 2019
Varys: What have we always said is the most important thing?
Martha: Breakfast?
Varys: The Realm
Martha: The Realm, right. I thought you meant out of the things you eat #GameofThrones #ArrestedDevelopment #ArrestedWesteros— Geoffery Crescent (@Lady_Geoffery) May 13, 2019
So Jon finally arrived on Dragonstone, and a friendly spider is there to greet him!
“They say that when a Targaryen is born…” – Varys #GoTAtlantic #GameOfThrones pic.twitter.com/5cCWDL3tBr
— The Night King (@WightsKing) May 13, 2019
"I'm so tired." – Jon Snow, 2011-present. #GameofThrones #GotS8
— GOT S8: The Rise of Mace Tyrell (@duckandcover) May 13, 2019
“I still don’t know where her coin has landed…”
THE BITEY BENCH #GameofThrones https://t.co/5cVbkdlDR7
— Sansa Fierce 🔥❄️ (@TheLadySansa) May 13, 2019
No, Jon does NOT want the throne. Tyrion was of course watching, and he then went to Dany…
aw dany poor dany literally right where she started without anyone to trust im crying
— osha (@oshawildling) May 13, 2019
Coked out Dany #GameofThrones
— Dredgen Frank, the Keeper of Order (@Red_Blaster) May 13, 2019
She had seen better days.
Dany's hair hasn't looked this rough since season 1 #GameOfThrones #GoTs8
— Lauren (@pinklem73) May 13, 2019
Dany's hair remains unbraided. It's #Missandei who used to braid her hair. 😢 #GameOfThrones #GOTS8 #GOTS8E5
— Nymeria, Queen of Wolves (@aerynsunx) May 13, 2019
Dany isn't eating, she isn't talking to anyone, she's pushing everyone away… very defiance of duskendale #gots8
— queen of love and booty (@liesandarbor) May 13, 2019
“Someone has betrayed me” – Daenerys Targaryen #GoTAtlantic #GameOfThrones pic.twitter.com/Nf7HOCwhwR
— The Night King (@WightsKing) May 13, 2019
Tyrion is a tattling ass bitch #GameofThrones
— Starkalypse (@starkalypse) May 13, 2019
Tyrion as a child: #GameofThrones pic.twitter.com/CI9pc2zWr0
— cersei lannisbae (@motelsonthemoon) May 13, 2019
So Varys was back in his chamber later that night…
…and bootsteps approached.
Whelp looks like Varys gets it first tonight #GameOfThrones
— Khal Swivel (@Bigswivel34) May 13, 2019
I'd want to die with my bling on. #GameofThrones
— Not Bri. Just me. (@BeautyBrienne) May 13, 2019
Grey Worm came for that dude.
Greyworm #DemThrones pic.twitter.com/hFlQbpbVbi
— Jemele Hill (@jemelehill) May 13, 2019
And on the shores of Dragonstone, in the deep of the night…
YES, DANY.
BECAUSE KILLING SOMEONE WORKED SO WELL FOR MORALE IN MEREEN.(I'm TRYING to be on your side, here, buddy, but you have to give me something to work with.)#GoT
— Official State Bird of Msaechubaets (@CaseuOiseau) May 13, 2019
…Yeah. On the plus side, Dany’s coat looked super lovely!
“Goodbye, old friend” – Varys #GoTAtlantic #GameOfThrones pic.twitter.com/gHo4KjFYSL
— The Night King (@WightsKing) May 13, 2019
Bye, Varys. You were the most clear-sighted person on the show. I'm surprised you lasted this long. #GameofThrones
— Tara (@_Taradiddle_) May 13, 2019
OK BUT DROGON APPEARING OUT OF NOWHERE FREAKED ME THE FUCK OUT. #GameofThrones #GoTs8
— King's Landing is so lit (@you_there_boy) May 13, 2019
Drogon thoughtfully regarding Varys before deep frying him was a great shot #GoTs8
— FPM (@FatPinkMast) May 13, 2019
FWHOOSH.
Awww now Varys is a fire spider…as big as a hound. #GoT
— wynnter, the Unbannable (@WynntersHeart) May 13, 2019
The Pyre that was Promised?
From the flames of R’hllor to Dragonfire, this beach is where the real fyre festivals are at, yo.#GameOfThrones
— Mandy Blizzardborn (@LadyMandyisms) May 14, 2019
Burning Man doesn’t look fun at all this year. #GameofThrones
— Elizabeth Schuyler Hamilton (@BetseySHamilton) May 13, 2019
Of course the man with no balls has the biggest balls in the seven kingdoms. This is already starting out great 😂 @HBO @GameOfThrones #GoT #Season8 #DemThrones #Episode5
— T-Pain (@TPAIN) May 13, 2019
I'm so sad I can't even cry. What a sad end for a noble and incredible character. #GameofThrones #GoTS8
— sistersingeek – prepping for DPCC! (@sistersingeek) May 13, 2019
"Who will mourn poor Varys ? North or south, they sing no songs for spiders." #GameofThrones pic.twitter.com/FPaPSZ5ui8
— Al Swearengen (@RealPeterman) May 13, 2019
R.I.P. Varys.
Conleth Hill, you’re a legend!
From that fire, we had a nice transition to the fireplace inside…
Missandei only had one possession when she came to Westeros? Wasn't Dany paying her? #GoTs8 #GameofThrones
— Too School For Cool (@MadMakNY) May 13, 2019
I mean, Missandei had clothes too. She didn’t come to Westeros buck naked with just a damn collar!
Greyworm is like fuck yo gifts. #GameofThrones
— cersei lannisbae (@motelsonthemoon) May 13, 2019
Jon entered.
“I don’t have love here, only fear” – Daenerys Targaryen #GoTAtlantic #GameOfThrones pic.twitter.com/fmacj4QktL
— The Night King (@WightsKing) May 13, 2019
Why does Dany keep thinking seduction is going to work?! #GameofThrones
— Shelly Ren (@shellyren79) May 13, 2019
YOU ARE STILL HIS AUNT #gameofthrones
— it’s the prince of dorne, bitch (@harlotstarlet1) May 13, 2019
Whoa. Never expected someone on Game of Thrones to balk at a little incest. Weird.
— Spider Jerusalem's Flithy Assistant (@undercover_emi) May 13, 2019
“All right then. Let it be fear.”
Jonerys is abusive af. Jon is DEEPLY conflicted about an incestuous relationship and Dany cant accept that so she's ready to ruin his life? He wont have sex with her bc he doesnt wanna commit incest and she threatens him? Get this trash outta here #GameofThrones #GoTS8
— Alfie Allen Emmy Season (@TheLadyShelly) May 13, 2019
Wow, Shelly.
IS SHE REALLY GOING TO KILL PEOPLE BECAUSE HER NEPHEW WONT FUCK HER? #GameofThrones
— cersei lannisbae (@motelsonthemoon) May 13, 2019
Did Jon just break up with Dany. WHY WOULD YOU BREAK UP WITH AN UNSTABLE PERSON WITH A DRAGON #GameofThrones
— Starkalypse (@starkalypse) May 13, 2019
He knows nothing.
So then later, in the Dragonstone throne room…
Tyrion S4: I SHOULD HAVE LET STANNIS BURN THE LOT OF YOU, I WISH I HAD ENOUGH POISON FOR ALL OF KINGS LANDING
Tyrion S8: But your grace what about the Geneva conventions
— I expect nothing and I'm still let down (@thelindsayellis) May 12, 2019
“If you hear them ringing the bells, call off the attack.”
I’m sure we’ll never hear that again.
STOP LISTENING TO TYRION, HE HASN'T BEEN RIGHT IN LIKE THREE SEASONS. #GameOfThrones
— mW (@mW_) May 13, 2019
I’m goingto need several more adult beverages to make it through this episode #GameofThrones pic.twitter.com/XIBXlnbxIk
— LadyJoannaSnark (@rebellegrrl) May 13, 2019
On the shore, Davos received Jon and Tyrion…
“I’m not gonna like this favor, am I?”
Nope.
lord of light, drowned god, the old gods and the new…protect Davos Seaworth 🙏🙏🙏 #GoTs8
— FPM (@FatPinkMast) May 13, 2019
If Tyrion gets Davos killed we riot #GameOfThrones
— Khal Swivel (@Bigswivel34) May 13, 2019
Arya and Sandor arrived! And there was (some) rejoicing.
I would 100% watch an Arya and Hound roadtrip movie. #GoT #GameOfThrones
— Erin Qualey (@miffedcupcake) May 13, 2019
“I’m going to kill Queen Cersei” – Arya Stark #GoTAtlantic #GameOfThrones pic.twitter.com/toJ4QYjg3o
— The Night King (@WightsKing) May 13, 2019
ARYA: *is best assassin, can look like anyone*
ARYA: hey I'm arya, here on assassin business, target Queen Cersei, here's my card— Michal (pronounce it however you want) (@inkasrain) May 13, 2019
Right? Did Sansa confiscate those faces she found? Before this thing ends, we HAVE to see at least ONE more face… usage… thing?
Soon after, Tyrion botched Valyrian…
*Tyrion reading from Valyrian phrase book* "Hi, Tacos. Me….have…bathroom record?"
"I speak the common tongue, white boy."#GameofThrones #GoTs8
— King's Landing is so lit (@you_there_boy) May 13, 2019
The look of confusion on the guard’s face is priceless #GameOfThrones
— Dacey Mormont 🐻🐻🐻 (@TheBearHeir) May 13, 2019
I have… no idea why they all marched off immediately afterwards.
But hey, he got in to see Jaime…
jaime spends a lot of time as a prisoner
— the real azor ahann (@feellikepdiddy) May 13, 2019
Jaime a prisoner in a camp and chained to a post. We really have come full circle. #GameOfThrones
— Paloma Crankypants (@PaleGirlSquad) May 13, 2019
Basically his kink by now.
“Did you consider taking it off?” Tyrion seems to have recovered his wit. #GoT #MargiesShelf
— That Shelf (@ThatShelf) May 13, 2019
“Cersei once called me the stupidest lannister.”#GameofThrones
— cersei lannisbae (@motelsonthemoon) May 13, 2019
How did they find him? THE 30 POUND GOLDEN HAND YOU DONUT. #GameofThrones
— Not Bri. Just me. (@BeautyBrienne) May 13, 2019
the Lannister bros are so stupid and I'm still crying about them
— Tiana (@jaimelannisters) May 13, 2019
“One not particularly innocent dwarf. Seems like a fair trade.”
WHY DOES DINKLAGE HAVE TO BRING THE DINKLAGE NOW #GameofThrones #GOTS8E5
— Michal (pronounce it however you want) (@inkasrain) May 13, 2019
“You were the only one who didn’t treat me like a monster” – Tyrion Lannister #GoTAtlantic #GameOfThrones pic.twitter.com/2gq9Odr51w
— The Night King (@WightsKing) May 13, 2019
Dammit! If you'd told me nine years ago that the Lannister Brothers would make me cry, I'd have called you crazy! #GameofThrones #TheBells
— Kate and Newt (@GusAndLeo) May 13, 2019
So DAYTIME ARRIVES, aka “We’re actually going to be able to see this battle.”
Did y’all forget to set your alarms??? This is way past daybreak. #TheLastWar #GameOfThrones
— Kristine Kippins (@kippinsk) May 13, 2019
The knowledge that the people of King's Landing have green shutters oddly pleases me #GameofThrones
— ˢᵘᵍᵃekaterina (@yourethestorm) May 13, 2019
Iron Fleet seemed ready.
Scorpions seemed ready.
The Golden Company seemed ready.
BITTERSTEEL SKULLS
BENEATH THE GOLD, THE BITTER STEEL#GameofThrones
— Emmett Booth 🌹 (@PoorQuentyn) May 13, 2019
(They were not ready.)
Why do they keep putting the troops OUTSIDE the castles?! #GameofThrones
— Shelly Ren (@shellyren79) May 13, 2019
(Why is the Golden Company so Aryan) #GameofThrones
— Starkalypse (@starkalypse) May 13, 2019
Irish extras.
Noooooo don't give the meat shields faces #GameofThrones
— Not Bri. Just me. (@BeautyBrienne) May 13, 2019
Is the leader of the Gold Company Bon Jovi?#GoT
— Jillybean (@JillybeanButtle) May 13, 2019
But this is Dry County; soon he’ll be Burning For Love, going out in a Blaze of Glory, and won’t even get to hear the Bells of Freedom. But that’s The Price of Love.
He won’t Bounce back.
Arya and the Hound entered the city!
I love the Hound walking in all disguised while Arya’s walking in all pic.twitter.com/oBKDOz2jrj
— Sara Warf (@SaraBWarf) May 13, 2019
Okay, Sandor, we need to blend in. #GameofThrones #GoTs8 pic.twitter.com/0Z7a5RbRxW
— King's Landing is so lit (@you_there_boy) May 13, 2019
Meanwhile, up on high in the Red Keep…
Right there. Looking fly as fuck is the coolest power bisexual blazer I have EVER SEEN.
— Spider Jerusalem's Flithy Assistant (@undercover_emi) May 13, 2019
Cersei looked ready! And fashionable!
Cersei once again slaying the fashion game #GameOfThrones
— Dacey Mormont 🐻🐻🐻 (@TheBearHeir) May 13, 2019
Isn’t that the window Tommen jumped from? #GameOfThrones #GoTS8
— Mary (@dainenyu) May 13, 2019
get you an evil scientist toady that looks at you like Qyburn looks at Cersei #gameofthrones pic.twitter.com/AzuEntYiq0
— Saladin Ahmed (@saladinahmed) May 13, 2019
Outside the front gates…
oh so she still has a khalasar left
— nice face bones 🌸☁️ (@eboldy) May 13, 2019
Jon looks so done with these fucking wars #GameOfThrones
— Dacey Mormont 🐻🐻🐻 (@TheBearHeir) May 13, 2019
We got yet another reminder of ringing bells.
(The bells mean surrender and the crypts are safe!)
Brb, epic battle inc. #GoT #MargiesShelf
— That Shelf (@ThatShelf) May 13, 2019
wow ramin is doing 65% of the work this season
#gots8— queen of love and booty (@liesandarbor) May 13, 2019
Inside, Hound and Arya get inside the keep before the gates close…
They are in, repeat, they are in!!!!!!! Go No One & Sandor!!!!!!!!!! Hells to the seven bells!!! YES #GameofThrones
— Sarah B (@saugep_sarah) May 13, 2019
Oh God I'm having flashbacks/forwards to the queuing system at Glastonbury #GameofThrones
— Geoffery Crescent (@Lady_Geoffery) May 13, 2019
But Jaime didn’t make it in.
Jaime, at the closed gate: “My girlfriend is in there!”
“A lot of people’s girlfriends are in there.” #GameofThrones— Elizabeth Schuyler Hamilton (@BetseySHamilton) May 13, 2019
the funniest part of the episode was jaime waving his golden hand around yelling “SOLDIER!!!! SOLDIER!!!!” i- pic.twitter.com/rcFZQvaFTT
— A🐝 *8×05 spoilers* (@gameofsnakes) May 13, 2019
Jaime must die with Cersei. It has to be tragic and brutal
— My wife burned KL & all I got was a MFing Tshirt (@DrogoTheKhal) May 12, 2019
There were questions regarding a certain Green Bay Packers quarterback sneaking into this ep…
Is Aaron Rodgers a Golden Company? He's in here somewhere. #GameofThrones
— Not Bri. Just me. (@BeautyBrienne) May 13, 2019
Aaron Rodgers is either a member of the Golden Company or the Iron Fleet, isn't he?
— Alexandra Ellis ⚾ (@AlexandraInTX) May 13, 2019
Surprise! He’s a Lannister bowman!
FOUND AARON #GOT #gameofthrones #aaronrodgers pic.twitter.com/xpyOMwlckz
— addy bean✨ (@beansandarty) May 13, 2019
Out in the bay…
It’s our favorite pirate and his Iron Fleet!
book euron: drinking poison while reading a grimoire, eyes rolling into the back of his head while speaking in tongues
show euron: jacking off in the bathroom after cersei goes to sleep— Mobile Suit Islam (@nahkrou) May 12, 2019
One reason Euron isn't a fan favorite is that ASOIAF and #GameofThrones got huge in large part thanks to the uber-90s grimdark-adjacent parts. Euron by contrast is rooted in overblown 60s/70s psychedelia, and no matter how many drugs we take, that will never be fashionable again. https://t.co/N6laWnUmp6
— Emmett Booth 🌹 (@PoorQuentyn) May 12, 2019
yeahyeahyeahyeahyeah, Euron
Like
STARE AT THE BRIGHT SKY A LITTLE LONGER#GoT
— Official State Bird of Msaechubaets (@CaseuOiseau) May 13, 2019
SHE COMIN’ FOR YOU, SON. OUT OF THE SUN!!!!
HEEEEEERE’S DROOOOGOOOOONNNNNNNNNNN!!!
Now, that's a dragon.
— Johan Sporre (@Sporrej) May 13, 2019
BURN THEM ALL YASSSSSS #GameofThrones #GoTS8
— Alfie Allen Emmy Season (@TheLadyShelly) May 13, 2019
If only Euron had Dragonbinder, you know. #GameofThrones #GotS8
— GOT S8: The Rise of Mace Tyrell (@duckandcover) May 13, 2019
HILY FUCK #gameofthrones
— it’s the prince of dorne, bitch (@harlotstarlet1) May 13, 2019
THIS DRAGON ATTACK IS BOMB AF NO PUN INTENDED #GameofThrones
— Starkalypse (@starkalypse) May 13, 2019
Haha! Euron. 🔥 yes you’re on fire #got
— stinkerbell (@7373tinkerbell) May 13, 2019
How did Euron's Axe body spray not ignite from the mere proximity to those flames?
— Spider Jerusalem's Flithy Assistant (@undercover_emi) May 13, 2019
Also WHERE IS YARA?! #GameofThrones
— Theon Greyjoy 🦑 (@IronbornTheon) May 13, 2019
Hopefully not sneaking aboard one of those burning ships!
Drogon coming at those Ballistas like it's fucking PERSONAL, though I suppose it kinda is.
— Spider Jerusalem's Flithy Assistant (@undercover_emi) May 13, 2019
Funny how last episode it took a lot less time to load/reload the scorpions#GameOfThrones
— Thiago Waldhelm (@thiagowaldhelm) May 13, 2019
Patch Notes 8.5
– Nerfed Big Crossbow— Chase Woodruff (@dcwoodruff) May 13, 2019
Knock knock, motherfuckers. #GameofThrones #GoTs8 pic.twitter.com/iSDEbeEB6b
— King's Landing is so lit (@you_there_boy) May 13, 2019
My reaction was basically: HOLY HELL.
(And so much for being worried about those scorpions.)
Holy fucknuts! (Rearending the Golden Company) #GameofThrones
— Dan Delgado (@Varsuuk) May 13, 2019
I don’t know what to tweet #gameofthrones #thebells
— KellieisComing (@KellieIllichman) May 13, 2019
Me having capped on Dany all season, but seeing Drogon bust right through the front gate of King's Landing FROM BEHIND: #GameofThrones #GotS8 pic.twitter.com/eFIClQPsGZ
— GOT S8: The Rise of Mace Tyrell (@duckandcover) May 13, 2019
My Twitter feed right now….. #GameofThrones pic.twitter.com/EM54pvohSP
— Obieryn The Sleepy Viper (@Obienator) May 13, 2019
Uhhhhh wow! Thanks Missendei #Dracarys pic.twitter.com/YDRlGdvZDp
— Thoros ❤️'s R'hllor (@ThorosLuvRhllor) May 13, 2019
“GOOD EVENING COACHELLAAAAAA”#GameOfThrones pic.twitter.com/12rHNsmnwV
— Ygor Freitas (@YgorFremo) May 13, 2019
Y'all fucked. #GameofThrones #TheBells
— Kate and Newt (@GusAndLeo) May 13, 2019
Much ado about nothing huh golden company? #GameofThrones
— Camila Beltrão (@CamilaBeltrao) May 13, 2019
Am I the only one thinking that elephants wouldn't have made one bit of difference? #GameOfThrones
— SandorDidntDeserveToBeHarryPottered (@iMissMollyIvins) May 13, 2019
At least no elephants were hurt in this mess #GoT #GameOfThrones
— Miamicita ✌🏽 (@miamisita) May 13, 2019
The golden company protecting King’s Landing #GameofThrones pic.twitter.com/kVdh03YLym
— Jenny (@Jen_fgs) May 13, 2019
NO THE GOLDEN COMPANY WITH THEIR 1 MINUTE OF CHARACTERIZATION #gots8
— queen of love and booty (@liesandarbor) May 13, 2019
GRRM didn’t die for this
— Les Vegetables (@StannisAF) May 13, 2019
The Golden Company was doomed from the start because they were paid with stolen Tyrell money and that's the tea #GameofThrones #GoTS8
— Alfie Allen Emmy Season (@TheLadyShelly) May 13, 2019
Dany, without a single fuck to give.
The Golden Company? More like the Foldin’ Company.#GameOfThrones
— Aaron T. Starks 🌊 (@StarkyLuv73) May 13, 2019
Fool’s Gold.
Grey Worm then took out the short-lived Harry Strickland.
Harry stickland meet grey worm #GameOfThrones
— Khal Swivel (@Bigswivel34) May 13, 2019
daddy strickland nooooooo #gots8
— queen of love and booty (@liesandarbor) May 13, 2019
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! FIre and blood, Harry Strickland. #TheLastWar #GameOfThrones
— Kristine Kippins (@kippinsk) May 13, 2019
DOTHRAKI WERE IN THE STREETS!!!
(Seriously no one made a “Dothraki in the streets, ____ in the sheets” joke I feel like I don’t know y’all any more)
Cersei watched the mayhem. They comin’ for you, boo.
“The gates have been breached” – Qyburn #GoTAtlantic #GameOfThrones pic.twitter.com/5Hl9GE6r3B
— The Night King (@WightsKing) May 13, 2019
A DRAGON'S SHADOW FALLING ACROSS THE ROOFS OF KING'S LANDING I HAVE BEEN WAITING 84 YEARS. #GameOfThrones
— Paloma Crankypants (@PaleGirlSquad) May 13, 2019
Bran’s vision finally comes to fruition. #TheLastWar #GameOfThrones pic.twitter.com/aTpNoibpdd
— Kristine Kippins (@kippinsk) May 13, 2019
All this time I’m just thinking, Who’d Varys leave his rings too? #gameofthrones
— My wife burned KL & all I got was a MFing Tshirt (@DrogoTheKhal) May 13, 2019
lol right?
Cersei going full Downfall. FEGELEIN! FEGELEIN!
— Alt_Qthulhu (@Alt_Qthulhu) May 13, 2019
At ground zero, Tyrion was wandering the soot like a drunken man yet again…
How does Tyrion keep finding himself the hot zones #GameOfThrones
— Jo Ludwigsen (@TotalAverageJo) May 13, 2019
Tyrion is like oh shit Varys was right oops #gameofthrones
— Liza Kate (@lizakatheriine) May 13, 2019
WHY IS TYRION ALWAYS WANDERING AROUND DECIMATED BATTLEFIELDS #GoT
— wynnter, the Unbannable (@WynntersHeart) May 13, 2019
It’s kind of his thing now.
In the streets marched Jon and Grey Worm… and… Davos?
Also I just love this fuckin shot my lord #GameOfThrones pic.twitter.com/nza9PmBKgX
— luke (@luke_jaggers) May 13, 2019
Davos of the no fighting skills should probably not be in the front.#GameOfThrones #GoTs8
— Lauren (@pinklem73) May 13, 2019
Poor Davos. He's a good man, he doesn't deserve to have to deal with any of this. #GameofThrones #TheBells
— Kate and Newt (@GusAndLeo) May 13, 2019
Suddenly it was a Stark-Lannister standoff!
The Lannister forces surrendered…
THE LANNISTER ARMY INNO. https://t.co/Su0uswK9kx
— Petreanna. (@peh_tree_yanna) May 13, 2019
And then…
The Bells rang out.
To Be Continued…
Aaron Rodgers > Anguy
I’ve never needed Axey more with these tweets than now.
Once again, Axey, thank you for these. I can only imagine the amount of time and work and editing prowess it takes to compile this stuff. But if it means anything to you at all, the laughs you provide me with these articles bolster my spirits immensely, mine and everyone else’s.
Someone said honor Ramin D for the music. Oh yes, he tells you the story if you listen closely enough. Did anyone notice that the beautiful Jon/Daenerys theme was played near the beginning, but it was a bit out of tune? Purposely out of tune, just a bit warped. There’s some foreshadowing for you. Ramin is a musical genius.
I howled out loud at the pics of the billboard and of Tormund and Ghost sledding.
Liza Kate
@lizakatheriine
Tyrion is like oh shit Varys was right oops #gameofthrones
Yeah, unfortunately, so was old man Tarly. Not about Sam, lord no, but about Dany. Oh well.
And then the bells rang out … and worse shit went down. Looking forward to the next installment Axe, thanks again.
True, true
10 years down the line, Rygar can still make me chortle.
Thronetender,
Thank you for the kind words. The fun part is the gathering. That’s like hours and hours of giggling in my lair.
The work comes in deciding what and where to cut.
Maester Victor,
Maester, what keep does the Citadel have you serve?
Rygar,
My reaction
Yep, Editing prowess, masterfully done. And what a great mental picture of you “giggling for hours and hours” in your lair. What fun it would be to watch you doing that. Carry on, oh Axechucker
The show has been hinting at Dany going mad since the beginning. Just listen to the song “ Dracarys” that plays when she takes the unsullied in Astopor. It is a straight up villain theme. Visually you see someone liberating slaves, but I think when people rewatch the series they will hear that music and go damn, that’s a conqueror acquiring an army.
I even played the song for my mom who has only seen each episode once and she said it reminded her of Scar from the Lion King.
Axechucker,
Ha! I’ve been pretty busy in the frog-imfested swamplands with the Reeds and predominantly lurking on WiC/WOTW the last ten years.
I’m so grateful to everyone in reminding me why I love the story & fandom over the years! @rygar quips included <3
Stay strong for Sunday, folks!