Looking for something to do during the Game of Thrones premiere besides beholding its splendor, furiously livetweeting or playing a drinking game? How about a nice (or not so nice) game of bingo? Courtesy of Watchers on the Wall, custom bingo cards for the premiere episode can be downloaded straight from this post.
Keep your eyes peeled for Game of Thrones mainstays such as sex and Cersei drinking but be mindful of Jonaerys (and Jonsa), those dragons, Arya’s murderous capers, blood, the opening credits and flashbacks!
There are four versions for you and your friends to play. If you’re hosting a party, make sure you have a legit prize too. People love prizes. And don’t think too hard about these. If you can prove it, you can claim the square. It’s bingo and I made it in two hours:
Enjoy these and make sure you tag Watchers (@WatchersOTWall) and/or me (@starkalypse) if you get a chance to play, especially if you win! Have a great premiere, everyone!
It’s all #ForTheThrone
Jack Bauer 24Quote Reply
This is awesome! You might as well turn it into drinking bingo as well and have plenty ‘o Wine handy.
🍷🍸🍺🍻
4 more days. Hot dog
Rizzo TQuote Reply
I sure hope Tyrion finishes that joke with the honeycomb and jackass.
IulQuote Reply
I’m printing out the official cast photo for everyone to make season death and an iron throne prediction:
– Mark “X” for death,
– X with heart around for death + resurrection
– Crown for King/ Queen
any additional categories or thoughts?
Huntermac87Quote Reply
Rizzo T,
everyone would die of alcohol poisoning on episode 3 lol
Huntermac87Quote Reply
Accurate 🤣😭😰🤣😭😰🤣😭😰🤣😭😰
AdrianacandleQuote Reply
Huntermac87,
Valid point, I might take week 3 of GoT off from the booze 🤪
Rizzo TQuote Reply
No. But why not save time and just place a crown on Queen Arya👸🏻, First of Her Name, and Lady of…*”?
*”Do NOT call me ‘My Lady.’ Or ‘Your Grace.’ Unless you want your head lopped off.”
Ten BearsQuote Reply
I’m anxious to see the premiere first airing US viewership number. With a reminding look it averaged 10.26 for season 7 with a series high 12.07 for the finale… Maybe it’s just me, my surroundings and perception, but it just feels like a lot more people have caught up over the last year and a half and are excitedly talking about the premiere. I been told by several they’re even signing up for HBO when they’ve watched previously through box sets. If I were to guess a number I think I’d go with another new high of as much as 15 million! Maybe that’s overestimating but one never knows, maybe it will be a low guess…
ClobQuote Reply
LMAO
#titties
Sue the FuryQuote Reply
I´ve noticed that more people in my surroundings have started watching as well! Even people who in previous seasons were complaining about people “overreacting” and “overhyping” the series 😛
MeraxesQuote Reply
Grayworm dies?!?!
😢
SaveTheWolvesQuote Reply
Yeah same here. People are definitely hungry for GoT to return and I can see the premeire bringing in 15 million +. I believe the finale will shatter records.
Jack Bauer 24Quote Reply
Version 3 is the best but I need clarification on Jonsa – is is just that they have a scene/words or like romantic Jonsa? Because eww.
LauraQuote Reply
Perfect for my premiere party. Many thanks!!!
Catspaw AssassinQuote Reply
Can we get a printable blank one?
TwoChickensQuote Reply
Ooh. I like your idea!
Though I may combine it with an Arya-centric Bingo game:
1. Arya impales someone with Needle.
2. Arya stabs WW or wight with VS dagger.
3. Nymeria returns.
4. Arya blames something on JSP.
5. Arya & Sansa feed LF’s decomposing corpse to dogs.
6. Arya calls someone a “c*nt.”
7. Arya lops off someone’s head.
8. Arya jumps into Sandor’s arms.
9. Arya ” ” Jon’s arms.
10. Arya introduces new combat suit.
11. Arya fights Arthur Dwayne-style, with Needle in one hand and VS dagger in the other.
12. Arya learns provenance and real name of VS dagger.
13. Arya accuses someone: “You’re a liar!”
14. Gendry pervs on Arya; she rebuffs him.
15. Arya puts sword through someone’s eye and out the back of his or her skull. +5 points if it’s Melisandre.
(To be cont. Suggestions welcome.)
Ten BearsQuote Reply
Is the X+heart combo just for those who are resurrected and return to the land of the living (like via a fire priest) or does it also include those who are resurrected as wights?
Huntermac87,
AngelaQuote Reply
I assumed Jonaerys meant a scene with Jon and Danny in bed but then I saw Jonsa… Someone please explain. lol!
AngelaQuote Reply
I think I need a beta blocker or a sedative. Four more days until. S8… but only two more days until my 12 packages of GoT Oreos arrive!
https://images.app.goo.gl/4RUfEfxVH1X39spJ7
Ten BearsQuote Reply
+ 5 points if she shoves him to the ground.
Suggestions:
16) Arya shows up someone with her bow/sword/staff/knife skills.
17) Arya’s retort to someone’s insult of her is 100x better than the insult.
18) Arya chugs a beer.
19) Arya gives someone a death stare.
20) Arya looks solemn and pained when someone mentions Ned.
21) Arya practices her fighting & killing moves on various pieces of furniture.
Enharmony1625Quote Reply
Ten Bears,
d(>y<)b
Catspaw AssassinQuote Reply
Ten Bears,
Mmmmmm GOT Oreos… ( ・・)つ-●●●
Catspaw AssassinQuote Reply
Enharmony1625,
Thank you for filling out my Bingo card! (I think. Are there 20 or 25 entries???)
Ten BearsQuote Reply
https://images.app.goo.gl/aRZrQG5KJD7BAzjX7
Ten BearsQuote Reply
Missing the square “The Mountain that Bides can eat my balls”.
CumspriteQuote Reply
I found some at Target!
Jack Bauer 24Quote Reply
Ten Bears,
Oh, I guess I’m 4 short. There are 25 entries, but that’s all I could think of.
Enharmony1625Quote Reply
I’ve had way too much Dornish red to make a witty response to this post. I’m just here to read the comments and tell you all how much I love all of you and your wit.
WolfishQuote Reply
Following your example, I ordered from Amazon as well.
Only 3 packs though…I will gift two!
I will enjoy the other with ale as a morning cereal…that’s how it is done, right?
MangoQuote Reply
A man is happy, I see 3 days on the countdownclock!
The Wolves of WinterQuote Reply
Ten Bears,
Add the opposite of #14:
Genrya or Ardry
or
Gendry calls Arya “my lady.”
😂❤
Also didn’t see:
Arya wears another’s face +5 if it is Jaime’s or Tyrion’s
Cheers!
Ashara DQuote Reply
Testing, testing…
I wrote not one but two responses to this, and they disappeared into cyberspace. Oh well…
I’ll keep it short now.
I feel the same. I’ve convinced a couple of friends to binge before S8. Now they’re new-convert fans, eager for S8.
See, it’s never too late to become a GoT fan. 🙂
talvikorppiQuote Reply
Angela,
Oooo great point! I was thinking X+Heart = revived by lord of light. I think Berric has a role to play this season similar to books… Ill add:
X +WW = died and res as white
could also have X+heart+X = died res died lol how sad
Huntermac87Quote Reply
Everyone scores with Titties!
DavidhhhQuote Reply
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